Hey, hey, hey, hey! How are you peoples? School starts August 18! OMG summer is almost over.

Dear Diary,

AGGGGGGG! OMG the most embarrassing thing ever happened to me! Theodore is still mad at me, so to make it up to him I was going to ask him to be my lab partner. It was just to show him I was going to spend as much time with him as possible. Well before I got a chance to ask him Theodore ran up to Jeanette and asked if she wanted to be his lab partner! I was so mad I could just spit. I decided to ask Simon. I want to show him I could be just as good as a lab partner as Jeanette, so I started drawing these weird tadpole looking things in my notebook. Simon was looking over my shoulder with a questing look on his face.

"Umm… Ellie, can I ask you a question?" Simon asked me "that'll you know probably change our immediate future?"

I was trying to be a suck up and I battered my eye lashes, you know trying to be all cute and sweet.

"Yes Si?" My voice higher then usual.

I was trying to be a suck up and I battered my eye lashes, you know trying to be all cute and sweet.

"Yes Si?" My voice higher then usual.

"Don't you think we need to plug this thing in?" Simon's face was questing. I looked at his hand and saw that we needed to plug the microscope in the plug to see what was on the slide!

My face was so red. I can not believe that just happened to me. It turns out what I saw in the microscope was lint! But I learned something very interesting about me IQ. My IQ is grater or equal to a dirty gym sock!

Then when I was going to my homeroom to talk to Theodore, he told me never mind. I sat at my desk just looking at him. Then Theodore pulled Jeanette over and ASKED her if she want to go with him to the Carrie Underwood concert and then go to dinner! Of course she said yes!

I ran in the bathroom crying and locked myself in there for the rest of the day. Yes I got in trouble and got another week added in my detention for "playing hooky" and worrying my teachers half to death. The good news is that this all is PMS. The bad thing is I have nothing to protect me. UGGG…