Chapter Five: He's One Crazy Dog

[Aw! Finally I have decided to update. Thank you reviewers~ Pretty soon I'll be posting a FemTsunaxGokudera story (just wanted to let you guys/girls know. (I also added one more teensy tiny OC who is featured in my other KHR Fiction. Don't hurt me!) BEGIN THE STORY! :D] [Sorry for not being around, I lost the info to my account for awhile. :P I've been watching an Anime called: Psycho-Pass, it's pretty good. I ship AkanexShinya.]

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(Tsuna's POV)

As I closed the office door and slumped back against it I realized I couldn't hear anything from the hallway. It was like as soon as I ran into here -the noise stopped. Or I'm just acting like a drama queen. Yuck.

"Does thou need something?" A young and light (but not of the same gender) called to me. I saw a boy with light golden-brown hair and ice blue eyes standing in my path for guidance. I know my face heated up when the boy smiled at me. OH DEAR LORD, I'M TALKING TO A MALE WHO ISN'T MY FATHER! Reborn and Hibari didn't count seeing as Hibari is a giant wolf and Reborn and I never actually had a conversation.

"I-I er eh..." I whispered a bit, poking my pointer fingers together in a shy schoolgirlish kind of way. This was a weird situation! I've never actually indulged in a conversation with a boy. They usually only laugh and make fun of me.

"Hm?" He tilted his head just a bit. Oh. My. Gosh. The light from the... well light, had hit his hair perfectly giving it a shine that I'm envious of. Don't get me wrong, my hair shines but it's fluffiness kind of eradicates the whole shiny thing.

"EEK!" I try to rush past him and head towards another door labeled: Guidance Office (some guidance would be good) but the boy grabs my hand (gently).

My face is probably as red as a tomato now. "If thou lets you go, will thy lady run?" He asks me. His weird way of talking is... eurgh. But he called me a lady! Tee hee. That was uncharacteristic.

"Y-yes..." I sheepishly reply. "Well then thou shall not let you go." Then he drags me over to a desk where a girl with cat ears sits.

"Nya? B, is this that new student who I'm totally going to train to kick He-man's butt?" The girl asks. Her bubblegum pink eyes seem to stare into my soul, but in a sort of peaceful way. "Yes." 'B' answers.

"Coolio send her in." The girl says as B drags me towards the door that leads to the hall, I look back just once to see the girl give me a smile... as a giant water pan falls onto her head and she shouts: "Goddamit the curse still hasn't been lifted! Hiss!" Then she mumbled something about 'going back to Egypt'.

B continues to drag me through the door and into the hall and then he pulls me into a classroom labeled '001'.

There I stand in front of a bunch of Monsters! They all stare at me, some don't care and some were licking their lips! HIE! Oh dear Lord! I am not tasty, I am not tasty, I am not tasty... I chant in my head, hoping their awkward stares cease, but they don't.

"Excuse me sensei, but thy lady was lost." B says. He lets go of my hand and I just know I'm sweating bullets. I look like a completely normal human! T-they must also think I'm human... FOOD! AGH!

"That's fine Basil I'll take care of her seating arrangement and such." The teacher says. She has a bird beak and feathers!

"Goodbye!" Basil says to me, a kind smile planted onto his face as he waves to me and then exists the room. I'm now alone. Alone. In front of monsters. Who may want to eat me.

"Your name is Sawada Tsunabisu, right?" The teacher asks. I can tell she's being patient. "Y-yes!" I squeak in a small voice. I'm so scared! Is there a 'no eating other students' policy? ACK!

"Seat number sixteen, in front of Yamamoto Takeshi. He's the one with black hair and the raindrop tattoo." The teacher directs me. I turn to my given seat number. I see the boy from this morning... but he's talking with someone next to him. I begin walking towards my seat, ignoring the hungry stares and prying eyes. I'm about a seat away from my assigned seat when I hear a dangerous growl come from the seat in front of mine.

"Stupid woman." I give a cautious glance at the boy sitting there. I-it's dog boy from yesterday! His ears are twitching and his tail is curled right under the seat (I think that is a sign of an animal being displeased). And is it just me or are the beads around his neck glowing red? Just me.

"S-s-sorry!" I squeak again! I hurry up and sit in my seat and duck my head down. He turned in his seat just a bit to glare at me.

"I don't like you or your foul cat stench and I suggest that if you sit there, don't look at me, don't talk to me, and don't ever think about me. Stupid...idiotic..." He mumbled the last part as the teacher began her class. THE NERVE! WHY WOULD I EVEN LOOK AT YOU?! He's just as mean as Ai! He may have not put his hands on me (which I pray he will never do) but it doesn't mean his mental tormenting doesn't hurt! Narcissistic, mean dog! Bad dog! Bad!

About a half an hour later I realize I have to tinkle. Isn't that something the reader really wants to know? No probably not, but I had to say it.

I raise my hand, "Yes Sawada?" The teacher asks. "M-may I-I go to t-the b-b-bathroom!"

... The room has gone quiet again. Why? "Is it an emergency?" "Y-yes!" "Do you know where the bathroom is?" "Uh..."

"Gokudera Hayato, please show Sawada where the restroom is." She says. I can hear a few people in the room sigh with unhappiness, as if they wanted to show me where the bathroom is. What the freak? I feel a huge lump in my throat. I'm going to be killed by this dog-boy for reasons I couldn't control!

"Do I have to?" He barks (literally). "C-can someone e-else show me!" I cry. It was more of a demand then a question. Gokudera turns to glare at me. "No, I will show her. Since she thinks I'm an idiot." Holy fish! This dude is bipolar! First he doesn't want to show me, but now he's accusing me of calling him slow and he now wants to show me where the bathroom is! Make up your mind!

"E-eeh." I squeal very quietly to myself. I can feel it! The aura of impending doom is upon me! I sound like a crazy person. Doomed!

Before I could register what has happened, I'm being dragged (not to kindly) out of the room by Gokudera. "O-ow! You're h-hurting me!" I practically shout.

He stops and roughly throws me in front of him. "You're a spy!"

... "HUH?"

Gokudera barks once more. "You heard me, cat! You're a spy here to steal my magic!"

"I-I what?!" I shout, feeling a bit angry and confused. "I-I don't want y-your dang m-m-magic!"

His glare doesn't wave and he reaches into his pocket. "I get it. You're going to play dumb! Well I'm not buying it!" He growls.

What is wrong with this dude?!

"You won't take my powers! DIE!" He shouts as he throws a small dog-shaped bomb at me. Wait. Bomb? BOMBS?!

"AGH!" I cry out as I sloppily throw myself out of harms way, rolling into the girl's bathroom. He's crazy! Oh, did I also mention he's out of his mind? I don't want his magic or his lucky charms or whatever! I just wanted to use the bathroom!

"Come out of there before I blow the whole hallway to pieces!" He yells, obviously not happy I survived his attack.

"HIEEE! N-no way!" I shout, looking for a way out of the bathroom. I know if I go back out there, he's literally going to kill me. I then spot my ticket to freedom. A WINDOW! Yes! I open the window and-

"You're not getting away!" He's standing right there in the doorway. "HIE! THIS IS THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!"

"I don't care, you're going to die, spy!"

Before I can registering what is happening a bomb is several inches from my face. I then throw myself out the opened window.

"AGH!" I squeal as I land right onto my back. Didn't I jump out of the window like a dolphin? So why am I on my back?

"If you stand still, I'll make sure your pathetic death is quick and painless." He says, standing on the debris of what was left of the bathroom. ... Is this normal? Why are there no witnesses or bystanders?! Is it that hard to hear bombs going off?

"I-I TOLD Y-YOU I D-DON'T WANT YOUR M-MAGIC!" I cried out. Gokudera just ground his teeth together.

I then heard a small noise, I checked his face for any sign of him hearing it, but he didn't.

I looked up above his head. A hanging piece of steel debris from one of the stall was hanging right above his head, and it was slowly falling off. And not only a second later, with a final creak, it did.

"H-hey! Watch out!" I shouted, without thinking I got up and pushed him out of the way. I don't know why, but I did... "Eurgh!" He grunted as he went face first in the grass. "Wha!" I quickly imagined I was cub, small enough so that the falling debris would maybe hit something and stay elevated. With a flash I was a small brown cub, and at the right moment the debris had hit two bigger broken pillars and it stayed in that same place.

"Fuwah..." I sighed to myself. I'm safe! I crawled out and switched back into being good old myself. That was weird. I stood up and tried to dust myself off, but I found myself being hugged! WHY WAS GOKUDERA HUGGING ME!?

"I can see it now! You're my savior!" Gokudera said as he let go of me and placed his hands on my shoulders. I was kind of short compared to him. "W-wha?" I stuttered as he gave me a bright (F-fanged) smile. His ears twitched and his tail wagged happily as he went on about how his 'New Beloved Invoker' risked her life to save his.

Wasn't he just trying to kill me? I'll let it slide for now.

After a few seconds Gokudera dragged (AGAIN) me back to the classroom. Everybody questioned why we were covered in soot and why Gokudera kept smiling at me. He was also a little too close for comfort... Why does nobody question about the suspicious bombing noises?

"Why are you so close to Sawada?" Somebody asked. "Because she's my invoker, now!" He grinned.

I heard some groans and grunts from some of the class, but I had the headache of a lifetime to care.

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS!

(Gokudera's POV)

I take a small glance at my new invoker while she isn't looking. I can't help but let a small blush crawl onto my face.

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[DONE! Sorry Gokudera is a little OOC...]