You picked the spot by the edge of the sleeping area, giving yourself room because you knew you rolled around in your sleep. The girls were all giggling, trying to inconspicuously find a spot next to or near their crushes. You yawned, stretched, and scratched your butt (very nice) then sat down on your sleeping bag. You turned to fluff your pillow when something decided to squeeze itself between you and the next person, Gaara.

"Goddamn Uchicha, can't you see there's no room?"

Sasuke grunted and rolled out his sleeping bag. "If I pick any other spot I'll be attacked. If Gaara is nearby they'll think twice before glomping me."

He was indeed correct because Sakura and Ino were staring warily at the stony-eyed Gaara and decided not to try and force him to move, they also wouldn't dare moving you either.

"Fine, but if you get kicked in the nuts in your sleep it's not my fault."

You both started arguing about everything under the sun and beyond and continued when the lights were snuffed out. The other ninja shushed you both and you resorted to whispering.

"I could take you on, hands down, any day Uchicha."

"Hmph, I'd like to see you try."

Finally you fell asleep, but were woken up by someone poking your forehead.

"You kicked me."

You sat up and looked at the Uchicha from hell and almost blew up at him but remembered that everyone else was sleeping. "I told you I kick! And I was having a nice dream too. Augh! I hate you so much!"

"Oh come on, you know you think I'm sexy like all the other girls do."

"I think you're a cliché prick. Next thing that's gonna happen is you'll jump me and say something like 'I always want what I can't have,' and expect me to suddenly fall for you right then and there."

"Ch, yeah like I'd ever jump you. You couldn't handle it if I did anyway."

"You wanna go?"

Sasuke growled and leapt over at you but you rolled away and allowed him to land on your empty sleeping bag. You tried to keep in your snickering when he glared at you.

"Get over here now." he demanded, and pointed to the ground where he was sitting.

You raised an eyebrow. "Uchicha, wha…?"

"Okay, I'm a cliché bastard, now just… get your ass over here before I have to jump you again!"

When you didn't move he reached over and pulled you to him by the collar of your shirt and smashed his lips onto yours. He shoved you backwards so you lost your balance and fell over, him following on top of you, as he pinned your hands to the sleeping bag. He brought his knee up to press in between your legs and bit your neck to leave a mark and you in turn bit your lip to keep from making any sound.

"Come on, make some noise," he whispered huskily.

"No way, Uchicha…"

Unfortunately he found the special spot on your neck and you let out a muffled sigh, waking Gaara, who was thinking: Why me?