Hello. So like this chapter is kinda random and I made up the song with the help of my friend. I think it gets kind boring but I don't know so enjoy.
After a really awkward ride home...well not that awkward since we just HAD to stop at a bakery to get a deluxe triple thick strawberry ice cream (did the even have ice cream back then?) cake for Giotto since Daemon ate his cake. The children never knew how much he loved cake. Giotto practically skipped in with sparkly eyes and a cheerily aura while the others sweat dropped.
When they got home Giotto got the biggest piece and shared with others excluding that blue melon head. After Giotto finished his cake (which took 1 hour because he had to savor it) he finally got into his boss mode.
"So. Who are you?" Giotto questioned not realizing there were pink frosting on his face.
"I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi." He tried to be all cute.
"We already now your name. Who are you really? Aluade couldn't find your records." He narrowed his eyes.
"I told you I'm Vongola Decimo and Enma here is Shimon Decimo. We are from the future and the others are my guardians." He said calmly while inside he was screaming.
"LIER!" G shouted not believing his statement.
Giotto motioned his best friend to sit down while he continued to interview the adorable 5 year old Tsuna.
"Please prove that you are not lying."
Tsuna thought about it for awhile then he made up his mind. He reached in his pocket looking for something and then took the small object out. He showed it to Giotto and his guardians. Their eyes widen except for Aluade of course.
"No...I thought they can't be duplicated." G said.
"Giotto where is your extreme ring?" Knuckle said in a surprisingly soft tone.
Giotto took out his ring and compared it to Tsuna's ring. His eyes darted back and forth trying to comprehend the situation. Then he made the decision.
"It's real. I guess you are really from the future." Giotto whispered. "But why are you guys so young?! Is this what the future Vongola would be like? Handing down the title to a 5 year old?!" He yelled.
"Hehe...eto I'm actually 15. The bazooka made us look like a 5 year old."
"WHAT! So what you are saying you are not an adorable little boy in the future!?"
"*cough* Giotto don't sound like a pedophile like Daemon would.*cough*" G said.
Giotto blushed at what G said and sat down.
"Ahem so what's the Vongola family like?" G asked.
"Nono is doing a good job and I'm sure oto-San is doing a good job with the CEDEF." At the sound of that Aluade eyes widen .00000000000001 inches.
Being an observant one in his boss mode, Giotto smiled at the fact Aluade's precious CEDEF had been around for nine generations.
"Aren't you happy Aluade? The CEDEF survived after 9 generations." Giotto oh so innocently asked.
"Hn." Was his only reply. Deep down he really wanted to know more about the future CEDEF.
"Are you strong?" Aluade asked.
"Urrr...yes?" Tsuna replied trying not to sound all high and mighty about him self.
"Fight me then." He got out his handcuffs.
"HIEE!" Tsuna hid behind Enma who was surprisingly still eating his strawberry cake.
"Aluade." Giotto said in his boss voice.
Hesitantly he sat down. Giotto inwardly sighed and asked himself if he should be worried that Aluade had bloodlust in his eyes.
With all the interviewing going on they all didn't notice that it was night time now. Mukuro went to find Chrome and Enma and the others went to bed. As Tsuna got ready for bed he saw the maids left him pajamas. Tsuna sighed at the design. He hadn't wore something like this since he was 4. The pattern was clouds and airplanes with a blue background. Somehow when he put it on the patterned changed. It turned into melons and pineapples with a yellow background. Somewhere around a mansion a certain someone Kufufufu-ed.
When Giotto saw that pattern, he inwardly sweat dropped. Does Tsuna really like Daemon that much? Kids usually would be afraid of him. Giotto thought. Anyways they both got on the king size bed. They both had matching night caps which was strangely similar to Tsuna's pj's. They both drifted into a deep peaceful sleep.
~time skip~
Tsuna was the first to wake up. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and stepped out of bed.
Now Giotto was having a good dream. It was about cake land. (lol is that like a real place?) There were chocolate cakes, strawberry cake, vanilla cake and many more. He happily skipped on the chocolate road eating whatever he wanted. He skipped until he reached a gingerbread house. It was made of candy like the hansel and gretel story. He went inside the house and just when he was about to eat a strawberry cake he woke up to a sound. He noticed that Tsuna wasn't there anymore then he heard some sniffles.
When Tsuna got out of bed he tripped over his foot. His eyes quickly became watery. Why I am crying? I never cried when Reborn hit me everyday Tsuna thought. Then he looked at his hands. Oh yeah. I'm a kid. He continue crying until he heard a sound.
"Tsu-kun?" Giotto asked.
Giotto peered over the bed to see a crying Tsuna. He jumped out of bed and hugged him tightly to comfort him.
"Giotto-nii I-I ca-an't br-reath." Tsuna said trying to get out of Giotto's bear hug.
"Sorry."
He let him go.
"What happened Tsu-kun?" Giotto asked.
"I fell." He said still sniffling.
They took a bath and the maids dressed Tsuna. When Giotto saw him he was dressed like a rabbit. He wore bunny ears, a fluffy one piece costume, and a fluffy tail. Giotto wanted to hug that boy to death. He was just too cute. They went to the dining room and Tsuna saw Enma in a matching costume. Enma was hiding behind the chair beacause he was so embarrass being a bunny. Tsuna and Giotto nearly laughed when they saw Mukuro and Chrome in a pineapple costume. Elana cooed over all of them. Everyone go the feeling that she planned this whole thing out.
After everyone was done eating the grow ups left the children to play.
"Ne. What should we do?" Enma asked.
A plan formed in Mukuro's mind.
"Kufufufu~ I got a idea~"
They all huddled up to hear it and all agreed on it. They all got to work.
After an hour they finished and the grown ups checked on them for lunch.
"We have something we would like to show you." Tsuna said when they all finished eating.
The adults looked at each other curiously (except for Alaude). Tsuna moved a chair to the living room where everyone followed them. He took Daemon's hand and dragged him to it.
"Nufufufu what do we have here?"
The children didn't reply. When they were finished setting up they announced their plan.
"We will be presenting you a song." Mukuro said.
Oh~ Melon man melon man
You will always be a Melon man~
Mukuro and Chrome created illusions of pineapple and melon shaped flowers for Tsuna and Enma to throw while dancing around Daemon.
When it's raining outside
Your hair will be dyed
To a color like an apple
Wait did I say it right?
NO! A pineapple
By now everyone was on the ground laughing and Aluade was smirking. Deamon was getting redder and redder. The children had a perfume that smelled like pineapples and melons (how did they get that?) and spayed it all over the room making it smell fruity.
When you walk out in the morning
And you see a little child
You follow it everywhere
And then you make your move
You want to possess the body
WAIT! Are you a pedo bear?
The child sees you coming
And he pointed out to talk
"WAIT spare me of your fruitiness I don't want to be possessed."
"Blue Pineapple melon man you should go away."
"But here is a pineapple to stay in my place."
Then he left skipping off to another place
Leaving the pineapple man to be a pedo bear you see
Everyone was dying of laugher and Daemon was chasing the children in their costumes.
Melon man you like to follow people
Now I don't don't know why
You like to do that
But I only know you are a pineapple melon man
One day you are walking outside
Then pineapples and melons started falling
It hit your head and knocked you down
You forgot everything and started to be
The first thing you see which is a
Pine-app-le~
You sat there trying to imitate
Even dye your hair to the colors
Because you want to be a pineapple
But then a melon fell from the sky
It hit your head and you remember your life
You found that you look like a pineapple
You tried to wash your hair but you can't
And you ended up for a month with that hair
People teased you all day long
Mukuro and Chrome created a background of pineapple and melons with sparkles to add more affect.
After it went away
You continued to stalk people everyday
People told you
Pineapple go away
One message I'll leave you today
Stay away from pedo bear with the pineapple hair~
Oh~ Melon man melon man
You will always be a Melon MAN!~
Tsuna and the rest of the children bowed to the laughing audience. Even Aluade chucked a little. Elena tried to stop Daemon from killing the 'innocent' children. The adults were laughing for 20 minutes until they stopped.
"How was it Giotto-nii?" Tsuna asked in a cutesy voice.
"It was the best song I ever heard." He gave his famous million dollar smilie and then ran to hug the unsuspecting child.
While Giotto was squeezing the life out of him, Tsuna also asked the others.
"IT WAS EXTREMELY MOVING!" Knuckle yelled was tears in his eyes.
"Ahaha~ That was a great song Tsuna." Asari said in a cheerful tone.
"Che. That was good brat." G said.
"Yare Yare that was entertaining for the great Ore-sama." Lampo said in a slightly amused tone.
"Hn. Funny." Aluade surprisingly said with a straight face.
"It was the cutest thing I ever saw!" Elena said while giving a death hug to Enma, Mukuro, and Chrome.
Enma and Chrome were blushing madly while Mukuro was smirking at Daemon who was in the corner after Elana gave him a 'talk' after trying to kill the adorable children.
"I'm so moved with the song. Let's celebrate with strawberry cake." Giotto said.
"...Giotto-nii we already ate cake." Tsuna said.
"But you can never have enough cake." Giotto whined.
Wow my grandfather really loves cake Tsuna thought.
Giotto dragged everyone to the dining room again and had the kitchen whip up a cake. While they were eating Tsuna whispered to Enma something. He nodded with a simile on his face while everyone else was wondering but they didn't think too much about it.
When everyone was busy talking Enma and Tsuna stuck away. It took awhile for people to notice but when they did the room got dark. No one could see anything.
"What's extremely going on?" Knuckle yelled.
"Ma~Ma~ I'm sure the power went out (did they have electricity?)" Asari tried to comfort everybody.
Then they saw something green and when they got a better look it resembled to a pineapple.
"...Daemon is that you?" Giotto asked.
"Nufufufu The last time I checked my hair was the same color as a pineapple." Daemon replied sarcastically.
Then it started to smell like pineapples and melons somehow. Giotto's hyper intuition was acting up like something was about to happen. The suddenly the lights turned back on and something tackled him to the ground. It was pineapple intruders.
"OI! GET OFF OF GIOTTO PINEAPPLES!" G yelled.
The pineapples got off and turned to face the crowd with full on puppy teary face.
"Tsuna? Enma?" Giotto asked.
They turned to face him with their innocent faces.
"Kha. So cute!" He squealed like how Elena would but in a 'manly' scream.
They got all teary and said,"We both wanted to be like Mukuro-nii and Chrome-nii." and then they broke out crying.
Giotto didn't know what to do so he turned to Elena who was all sparkly eyeness from the cuteness. She hugged them to comfort them and they stopped crying.
"Nufufufu so they think they could become my hair (...so when did he accept it). But you look ugly in that." Daemon pointed out.
And then they started crying again. Elena gave him a death glare and he froze on spot regretting opening his mouth.
After a while they stopped crying.
"Do we re-eally lo-ook ug-gly?" They both asked.
"No you're so adorable." Everyone even Alaude said so they they would stop doing herbivorous acts.
They walked up to where Mukuro and Chrome were.
"Welcome to the Pineapple club boss and Enma." Chrome said.
The people who heard that all thought They made a club for that?
They all continued talking for a whole and then went to sleep.
Somewhere in the forest
"Have you found them?" The voice asked.
"We have located them boss." The comrade said.
"Excellent."
Hope you enjoyed that and Yamamoto will come in the next chapter or two.