Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or Arnold Schwarzenegger! I do own the hilarious rights to this story.

Notes: There will be various nude and sexual scenes in the story.

Ash walked in with a metal bat.

"What the $&! are you talking about!?" Ash said before bashing the author with the bat. "Now this story will have hilarious scenes, action scenes and even romance scenes, but not anything NC-17 rated. Thank you."

Misty walked in. "Ash, you didn't have to knock out the author. Now who's going to finish the 'Power of One'?"

"Hmm…"

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"Hey Arnold, what are you gonna think of for the ending?" Ash asked an overly muscular man with a tommy gun.

"Hmm… Let me see… It will end with you shooting the girl with a shotgun and her guts will spill out, then the…" The man said while reading a book titled 'What to Do If You Are a Violent California Governor'.

"I don't think Misty will like that…" Ash interrupted.

"I was talking about the girl with the sketching problem…"

"Tracey? He's a guy…"

"Coulda fooled me…"

"Hmmm… True."

Tracey walked in with a notebook and a pink flower pen.

"Hey guys! Ooh, is that the guy who played the robot on Terminator? I gotta sketch him!" He shouted before starting to sketch the California governor. Ash taked the tommy gun from Arnold and aimed it at Tracey's head.

"Asta la Vista, cry-baby!" Ash shouted before squeezing the trigger. A sign that says "Bang" popped out of the barrel. "Hmm… Didn't see that coming…"

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"Well, I got nothing." Ash said, scratching his chin. Misty pulled out a mallet and slammed it into the poor trainer.

"Anyways, let's get on with the story." Misty said twirling the Massive Absolutely Large Life Ending Trinket (aka M.A.L.L.E.T) in her hands.

Chapter 5: A Bid Farewell With Chaos

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"Ugh, where am I?" Ash asks as he entered his dream world once again. "All I remember is using my Water Power to destroy that giant robot."

"Ash…"

"Who is it?"

"It's Rayquaza"

"You have psychic powers too?"

"Yes…"

"Wait what happened."

"You fainted as soon as who defeated that robot. You save the Legendaries and your friends… Oh and Celebi is waiting for you."

"Celebi? What does she have to do with this?"

"Didn't you know? Lugia, Ho-oh, Celebi and I are all primal figures destined to teach you the Powers. Celebi was busy until now, so she couldn't help with the training. Each Chosen One befriends one of us Legendaries during his journeys. You were lucky enough to meet all of us before training. Whichever one of us you befriend will determine which Power you will unlock first. You just happened to have the strongest bond with Lugia, so your first Power is Water."

"So if Lugia is my key to unlocking Water, what are you and the others?"

"I am to teach you Air since I am the serpent of the weather. Ho-oh is the bird of the sun, so he is to teach you Fire. Celebi is the guardian of the forest, so she will teach you Earth. And Lugia is the beast of the sea, and he has already taught you Water."

"This Chosen One thing gets more and more complicated each second."

"Well your training is complete now that you have invoked the Power of Water."

"But don't I have to finish my Intelligence training?"

"Nah… the whole point of the training was so you would unlock your Water Power, but since you unlocked it anyways, you don't need to finish the Intelligence training (not that it would help)."

"I heard that!"

"Anyways, you have already learned to use your Water Power. The fact you used 'Deep Freeze', a really high level Water spell, proves it. Oh and you should make up a dream while you're at it, you might be out for another 6 hours."

"Okay…"

"See you later…"

Ash then sits and thinks of what to do dream.

"Ooh I know!" Ash shouts before concentrating on his dream. He closes his eyes to concentrate even more. He hears a 'Poof!' and opens his eyes and stands up.

"Alright!" Ash was covered knee deep in a sea of tacos, burritos and an assortment of other Mexican foods. They were each conveniently inside a paper wrapping. Ash started to scarf down a couple of burritos.

"Best dream… EVAR!" He shouts, throwing his fists in the air, his mouth still full.

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Brock and Misty were watching Ash sleep on his bed. They had carried him back to the house after he blacked out. The Legendaries were recovering, and everyone else had gone to sleep since it was now almost midnight.

"Hey Brock, I'm gonna go to bed now, okay?" Misty said before leaving the room.

"See ya Misty, G'night" Brock said as he turned to look at her.

"G'night." Misty went outside, slowly closed Ash's door and made her way to the girls' guest room. I hope Ash is okay. He unlocked his powers just to save me… Who am I kidding? He tried to save all of us. That's why I followed him all those years. Because he cares more about Pokemon and other people than his own life. Heck, if Team Rocket came into the house being chased by a group of maniacs, Ash would protect them. That's just how he is and that's why… I love him.

Brock sat next to Ash's sleeping form as Misty close the door. He heard Ash say something in Mexican and started to drool. He must be having a Mexican dream about Misty. Brock thought as he smirked. Ahh ,I can't blame him, he's in love… Only if I had a relationship like that…

Brock stood up and headed for the boys' guest room, knowing Ash would be alright for the night.

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Later in the morning everyone was eating breakfast in the kitchen, but a certain Chosen One was missing from the table…

"Hey guys, where's Ash?" May asked, looking up from her eggs.

"I dunno. He was sleeping since yesterday's incident, and he's still probably asleep." Ritchie said. Just then Ash walked in wearing a pair of blue jogging pants and a black shirt.

"Speak of the devil." Brock said while cleaning off his plate.

"Hey guys, we have to leave today…" Ash said flatly. Everyone dropped their forks and stared at him, confused.

"But why?" Dawn asked. Ash got a serious expression on his face and he started to explain.

"Because I can't risk anyone in Pallet to get hurt. If Jessie, James and Meowth are here, they might inform the whole organization about the Legendaries being in the forest out back, they might send in a whole bunch of agents to capture them. They will cause a lot of damage searching. I would rather continue my training with the Legendaries on the road than have Team Rocket damage Pallet Town."

"Well, okay Ash, we'll leave first thing in the afternoon." Brock said with a nod. "Everyone should start packing after breakfast."

"Wait, I just can't figure out something…" Misty said, scratching her chin.

"What is it Misty?" Tracey asks while sketching Misty scratching her chin.

"That Ash thought of something reasonable and smart." Misty said with a smirk on her face. Everyone bursted out laughing.

"Crushing Wave!" Ash shouted out, his irises turning blue. A huge wave formed from nowhere and splashed onto the group seated at the table.

"Hey!" They all shouted and stood up, dripping wet. Ash's eyes turned brown again as he smirked.

"Serves ya right!" Ash mocked them before heading back to his room.

"Aww man! The water ruined my notebook!" Tracey said, his eyes watering.

"Well at least that's one thing good about Ash splashing us." Brock laughed.

"True…" Everyone except Tracey agreed. Suddenly Ritchie covered his eyes with his hands and shrieked. Everyone stared at him weird.

"What's wrong Ritchie?" May asked as she cocked her head.

"M-May, y-you're wearing a w-white shirt without a b-bra…" Ritchie stammered, his eyes still covered (guess what happened). Everyone thought a second.

Then everyone yelled out. "What!?"

Tracey took out another, dry notebook and started to sketch May. Brock stared dumbly at her chest. Then a few seconds later, Misty and Dawn shoved the boys out through the back door and took May straight to the girls' room.

Ash, who was in the hallway looking at a picture of his dad saw the girls suddenly run by, dragging May, who was in shock. He shrugged and continued to look at his father. His father looked remarkably like him, complete with messy black hair, z-shaped marks on his cheeks, but he had blue eyes. Ash smiled and he walked back to his room.

Later everyone was at the door dressed for adventure. Ash was talking to his mom, trying to calm her down…

"Oh! My baby is growing up! Saving regions from evil organizations using Water magic, weapons and Pokemon wasn't what I had in mind that you would do. I actually thought you'd become a cute lawyer (get it? Cute lawyer? Guess not…)." Ms. Ketchum said pinching Ash's cheek.

"Mom… I gotta go now, and don't worry, I'll change my you-know-whats." Ash said while struggling to get out of her Cheek-Pinch of Total Humiliation. Everyone sweat-dropped at the scene. As soon as Ash was let go, they headed off to a new journey. One full of action, humor, action, Pokemon, danger, action, romance, action and… Ah who am I kidding? I'm all for the action!

"Hey Light4494! Just get on with the story!" Ash shouted into the air. Everyone stared at him weird. "What? I'm telling the author to get on with the story…"

"Uhh… Sure you are Ash…" May said. Then she twirled her finger around her ear as soon as Ash looked away. Everyone chuckled and giggled for the next 5 minutes.

And they headed off to the Orre region's nearest city, Zimmer City. And by the way… Don't call me Light4494! The name is JOEY!

Ok now. Chapter 5 done. I'm sure glad its summer when I'm doin this. I get to drink a cold glass of lemonade and sit back to think of the story. And seriously... call me Joey.

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