Spongebob and Mikey were setting the table.
"So many people have come to celebrate thanksgiving in the mansion." said Mikey.
"What'd you expect? The holiday is about being with your family and loved ones." said Spongebob.
"True." said Mikey, "I still don't get why people celebrate it."
"It all began when-"Spongebob was interrupted by Mikey.
"Boring." said Mikey.
Spongebob became annoyed.
"Come on, I haven't even begun the story." Said Spongebob.
"It's already apparent that it's going to be lame." Said Mikey.
Spongebob then hit Mikey on the back of the head with a shovel, knocking him out.
"You need to learn a little history every once in a while." Said Spongebob.
He then dragged the unconscious turtle over to a closet and crammed him in it. Mikey regained consciousness and exited the closet.
"What happened?" said Mikey.
"You passed out after you began setting the table." Said Spongebob.
"Oh yeah." Mikey continued setting the table and Spongebob pulled out a lawn chair and sat down on it.
"Sucker." Spongebob said quietly.
Later, Mikey had set the entire table.
"Tables set." Said Mikey.
"About time." Said Spongebob.
Mr. and Mrs. Tabootie entered the dining room.
"Tables all set I see." Said Mrs. Tabootie.
"Yep." Said Spongebob.
"Good thing to. Now let's get the food ready." Said Mikey.
"Sure." Said Spongebob.
"Heard about what happened at Comic Con, I'm surprised it even happened." Said Mr. Tabootie.
"You'd better believe it, I was able to defeat that clown." Said Spongebob.
Spongebob walked into the kitchen.
"So how's the food?" said Spongebob.
"All done." Said Mike.
"Okay then, we'd better get everyone ready." Said Spongebob.
Mike walked over to a cabinet, opened it and pushed a button labeled dinners ready. Spongebob then wheeled in a kart.
"Now to put the meal on this kart." Said Spongebob.
"Sure thing." Said Mike.
In the dining room, everyone was getting ready for dinner.
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I can't wait to get some stuff in my stomach." Said Patrick.
"I got to say Bugs, this friend of yours must really know how to cook a meal." Said Walter Bunny.
"You have no idea. He's got a job at a fast food restaurant." Said Bugs.
"Ain't that the truth?" said Randy.
Drake then sat down next to Randy and gave him the ninja mask back.
"I'm going to do the right thing." Said Drake.
"I hope so." Said Randy.
"I can't wait to eat." Said Goofy.
"We all are. In fact, we're all very patient about it." Said Patricia Bunny.
"COME ON PEOPLE, BRING OUT THE FOOD, I'M ABOUT TO GO ON A FEEDING FRENZY HERE!" yelled Raph.
"Learn some respect Raphael." Said Splinter.
"Alright, alright." Said Raph.
Spongebob and Mike wheeled the food into the dining room.
"It takes a while turtle." Said Mike.
"It's here now." Said Spongebob.
Spongebob and Mike put the seven turkeys, vegetables, stuffing, dinner rolls, tofu, and bottles of Champaign. The two then sat down next to each other.
"One thing I'm thankful for is that we're celebrating Halloween." Said Lola.
"That was last month." Said Launchpad.
"I'm thankful for honesty." Said Drake.
"True that." Said Randy.
"I'm thankful for the fact that we're about to eat lots of food." Howard said.
Howard was about to grab some food but Spongebob whipped him in the hand with a whip.
"Don't even think about it." Spongebob said in a German accent.
Minutes of everyone saying what they were thankful for later.
"Now that that's over with digs in. But in a gentleman like manner, because let's face it, there's company here." Said Spongebob.
Everyone soon began to get some food and was enjoying the meal. Later, everyone ate everything.
"Now that hit the spot." Said Shaggy.
"Reah." Said Scooby.
Spongebob came in with a pumpkin pie.
"Hope you made room for desert." Said Spongebob.
Spongebob placed the pie on the table.
"Can I do the honors?" said GDN.
"Sure." Said Spongebob.
Spongebob gave GDN a pie cutter and he sliced off a piece of pie and put it on his plate.
"Now for some whipped cream." Said GDN.
GDN grabbed a can of whipped cream. It then slipped out of his hands, he tried to grab it but it fell on the slice of pie and the pie exploded, sending GDN crashing through the wall. Much to everyone's shock.
"Ow." GDN said softly.
Spongebob looked at Mike.
"Let me see that recipe you used." Said Spongebob.
Mike gave Spongebob the cook book and Spongebob looked at the recipe.
"Here's the problem, you made an exploding pumpkin pie." Said Spongebob.
"Awkward." Said Mike.
"What should we do with this pie now?" said Cyborg.
Duncan thought about it.
"I've got an idea." Said Duncan.
Later, everyone was surrounding a cannon and Duncan put the exploding pie in it before stepping back.
"Fire in the hole." Said Duncan.
Donnie pulled a string that was on the cannon and it shot the pie out.
"What should we do when the pie hits its destination?" said Beast Boy.
"What the American government always does: blame another country for it, go to war until people get tired of fighting each other." Said Duncan.
"Quick question, where did you send the pie?" said Max.
"Um…." Duncan thought about it.
At a house in Canada, Chris McLean was getting ready for his thanksgiving dinner. Chef Hatchet came in with a tray that had a turkey on.
"Here you are, your thanksgiving dinner." Said Chef Hatchet.
"You shouldn't have Chef. You're the best cook I could ever ask for." Said Chris.
The pie went crashing through the roof and landed on Chris's face. It then made a nuclear explosion. The explosion cleared up and the house was destroyed and Chris was charred up.
"Chef, you're fired." Chris said angrily.
Back in America.
"I…sent it to Antarctica. Yes, of course." Said Duncan.
"That's a relief." Said Sonic.
Later, all the guest's had left the mansion.
"Now that's a thanksgiving to remember." Said Daffy.
"I hope so." Said Owen.
"I've got something to tell everyone of you." Said Drake.
Everyone went into the living room.
"What is it?" said a fully healed GDN.
"I am Darkwing Duck." Said Drake.
Everyone but Launchpad, Gosalyn, Spongebob, Mike, Zoey, and Randy laughed very loud, until they saw Drake's seriousness.
"Oh, you're serious, you're Darkwing Duck?" said Tucker.
"Of course he is. I found out during my second visit to Saint Canard." Said Spongebob.
"Me and Gosalyn knew longer." Said Launchpad.
"Mike and I were told by Spongebob." Said Zoey.
"And I was able to deduce it." Said Randy.
"Why didn't anyone tell us?" said Brick.
"Fear that our enemies would find out." Said Spongebob.
"Makes perfect sense." Said Danny.
"Indeed. We'd better get some sleep, all that turkey's making me tired." Said Drake.
Everyone then left the living room. The next day, Sonic woke up in Undertown with a hangover.
"Where am I?" said Sonic.
Sonic turned to his side and saw a very attractive female Kraaho sleeping with her arms around him.
"Oh man, not again." Said Sonic.