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Ethan's P.O.V
I was coming down in my sexy gay lingerie for my Benny-Boo. When my mom came through the door and looked at me. I stood there and stuttered "I-It isn't what it l-l-looks like!" My mom then laughed and said "It looks like you're wearing my lingerie again." I stare at her for several minutes then the awkward silence broke when the Tornado Twins' mom came through the door. She started talking about how her children were annoyed by the Grandma Twister. Good lord it sounds bad. I came back into focus and hear the sentence that anyone would dread "So can Benny and Ethan watch her? Please?! I haven't slept in days." My mom gives me an evil smirk and said "Of course, I'll even have Sarah watch her." My god this will end badly…
Sarah's P.O.V
I was walking down the street when I got tackled by Rory. I blush a shade of red. I then push him off of me and I scream "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'M A LESBIAN! ME NO LIKEY THE POKEY PIECE OF MEAT STICKING OUT OF YOUR CROTCH GET IT?!" He whimpers like a hurt puppy, and says "It was an accident, I swear! I was not trying to anal rape you!" I responded with a hostile punch to the arm and said "You better not, now what the hell are you doing?" He responded by saying "I heard Grandma Twister was at Ethan's. Wanna come with?" I shrugged and that I haven't heard a word from Erica surprisingly in nearly a week. I guess it's nothing much. So I said "Sure, why not."
Benny's P.O.V
I heard explosions next door and I slipped on the fastest things on that I could find. I then arrive at Ethan's and I scream "ETHAN MORGAN YOU BETTER NOT HAVE HAD THAT ORGASM WITHOUT ME!" Then his mom comes into the living room and she's with an older man, so I decide to hide into the kitchen and when I see Ethan's Mom banging Principal Hicks and she's screaming to the top of her lungs. It was creepy… Yet alone I don't know how Ethan couldn't hear it since Jane was over at the Tornado Twins' house today. I walk up the stairs and open Ethan's door to find Jane, Betty White, and The Tornado Twins and Sarah for that matter running around in Ethan's room beating him with a thing of Salami. I screamed "HEY! I GAVE HIM THAT AND ONLY MY SPECIAL MEAT CAN TOUCH HIM! Go on get!" How did all of this all happen?
Rory's P.O.V
I run over with Sarah and see what destruction that the Tornado Twins have brought to the Morgan Household. When we see an old lady, with a box of cookies! I ask "Did you bake those Miss?" She smiles and says "What the hell makes you think that you blonde little weirdo?" I back in self-defense and say "I thought you were one of those nice grandmas!" She replied with a simple yet icy respond "Well you're a retarded little boy; here have one of these cookies and give it to your lesbian friend over there, my grandkids and that girl with dreadful split-ends in her bangs." I simply reply "Ok! You sound a lot nicer now!" I take a bite of the cookie and I said "All hail the Terrorists." Then her eyes turn black and she smiles.
Erica's P.O.V
I waltz over to Ethan's smelly house that smells like junk food. I encounter a raging fiesta there, which should happen at my house! I bring in my boom box in from my house and play whichever CD my parent's had in first. Of course since my family hates the government officials of the world and Canada so of course they would have this playing…
America! America!
America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah! America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way yeah!
Terrorists your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to...America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! America, fuck yeah! Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now?
It's the dream that we all share It's the hope for tomorrow! Fuck yeah.
McDonalds, fuck yeah! Wal-Mart, fuck yeah! The Gap, fuck yeah! Baseball, fuck yeah! The NFL, fuck yeah! Rock and roll, fuck yeah! The internet, fuck yeah! Slavery, fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Starbucks, fuck yeah! Disney world, fuck yeah Porno, fuck yeah! Valium, fuck yeah! Reeboks, fuck yeah!
Ake tits, fuck yeah! Sushi, fuck yeah! Taco bell, fuck yeah! Rodeos, fuck yeah! Bed bath and beyond, fuck yeah? (Fuck yeah?)
Liberty, fuck yeah! Wax lips, fuck yeah! The Alamo, fuck yeah! Band-Aids, fuck yeah!
Las Vegas, fuck yeah! Christmas, fuck yeah! Immigrants, fuck yeah! Pop-eye, fuck yeah!
Democrats, fuck yeah! Republicans, fuck yeah? Sportsmanship, fuck yeah? Books...
As the song ended everybody asked what happened. I replied "I am what happened!" as I flipped my hair all about.
Sarah's P.O.V
I walked around Erica's house and I heard loud noises. I look around for her parent's car and they're not home. I knock the door and it slightly opens and I notice something on their couch. Erica was making out with Jesse! I feel so betrayed! STUPID LESBO BITCH BASTARD!
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