"It's hot dogs today! And the flour this time isn't laxatives," Orihime added, carrying 16 huge platters of hot dogs out to where the Espada were seated.
Yammi's eyes became as large as the platters of hotdogs. Aaroniero felt like crying, only he/she/it couldn't. Szayel sighed in relief. Zommari ignored everyone. Grimmjow just stared off into space, drooling and dreaming of food. Nnoitra flashed his pearly whites around the room hungrily, accidentally blinding Baraggan. Ulquiorra was an Ulquiorra. Halibel sighed, wishing she could actually eat. Starrk snored loudly.
Orihime was a bit subdued by the Espada's reaction, but continued passing out the hot dogs. "One for Aizen-san, one for Ichimaru-kun..." She finished off with Yammi, setting the last three plates in front of him. "And three for Yammi-kun!"
The room was filled with the sound of munching. "Hmmm, this is actually quite good," Szayel observed. "What did you use for the sausages?"
"Eh, for the sausages? Well, I found this dead-looking doggy in the kitchen, so I decided to make them real hot dogs! Aren't they delicious?"
Starrk sat bolt upright all of a sudden, sending his platter of hot dogs flying. "Lilynette!"
The room looked at him. "What?"
"Lilynette, where's Lilynette?! I haven't seen her all day! She likes to take the form a dog and sleep, sometimes..."
Everyone looked down at their food, and pushed it away (except for Tousen, he just pushed it away. Cause being blind and all, he couldn't look...) in disgust.
Starrk went into a fit, running out of the room and crying. "LILYNETTE! WHERE IN AIZEN'S CHAPPY PAJAMAS ARE YOU?!"
Everyone turned to look at Aizen, who had turned a shade of bright, bright red. "You wear...Chappy pajamas?..." Grimmjow asked.
"It is not unusual. I have a pair of Menos Grande pajamas in my closet." Ulquiorra retorted, standing up and waking out of the room. Most of the others followed his example, forming a conga line to the door. A silent, unhappy conga line that couldn't dance.
A moment later, Lilynette bounded in, hiding under the table. "Don't tell Starrk I'm here, okay?" she asked the remaining ones, again who were Halibel, Aaroniero and Orihime.
"So I didn't cook you? The hot dogs are perfectly normal?" Orihime was relieved.
Lilynette put on her best "wtf" mask. "I always knew we shouldn't trust you..."
Starrk's still out there searching for Lilynette...poor guy xD
Judging from the reviews I've gotten, many of the readers seem to feel sorry for Yammi. But this time, he got lots of food, yay \(^.^)\ /(^.^)/ So no worries there.
ArtsyreaderVOI, I know you're there, you even wrote a review for me *uses telekinesis to bring you forward* Mwahahaha...