I can't believe that I'm gonna say this, but this chapter might be boring. Sorry if you don't like it. The next one will be much better. I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE LACK OF BLOOD AND GORE!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Anywho. The next chapter will be loaded with it. I promise.

A/N: Please excuse my Turian. I don't know that many words like some of the other authors on the net do, so please try to bear with me.

Chapter 6: A News Flash and a Story

Lilo and Stitch burst through the front door of the house with a shoe box in hand. Nani was woken up from her slumber on the couch at the sudden burst in. She had fallen asleep on the couch. The news was on. Lilo went up stairs, screaming in excitement, with Stitch right on her heels. She was going up to Jumba's room, for she had six experiment pods in her box.

"JUMBA!!! JUMBA!!! STITCH AND I FOUND SIX NEW EXPERIMENT PODS!!!" she yelled excitedly as she handed Jumba the box of pods.

"Ah, very good, little girl," the 'evil genius' said as he took the box from her. "You are being even better experiment catcher, than Jumba has ever imagined," Jumba said with a warm smile. That was when Pleakly waddled into the room, iron in hand.

"What's going on in here?" he asked the group.

"Stitch and I found six new experiment pods," Lilo said with a smile.

"Ih," Stitch said, as if he was trying to convince Pleakly that what Lilo said was true.

"Did I just here what I think I heard?" came a voice from the hall way. Everyone turned to see Nani standing in the hallway, arms folded over her chest, and an angry look on her face.

"Lilo, you can't keep bringing experiments home," she said as she walked up the stairs towards the group.

"But they weren't activated. And they're ohana, remember? Ohana means family," Lilo responded with a frown on her face.

"Family means, no one gets left behind. Or forgotten," Stitch added, trying to help Lilo butter Nani up. Nani looked at Pleakly and Jumba, who merely waved at her with warm smiles. She let out a defeated sigh.

"Okay, okay. Just as long as they aren't activated," Nani said with a tone of failure.

"Not to be worrying bigger girl," Jumba said reassuringly. "Even if evil genius experiments were activated, they are all harmless. Look," Jumba said as he took a pod out and held it in the air. "Is experiment 497, designed to project holograms, and experiment 600, designed to knit clothes. And here is being experiment 289, designed to take care of all of Jumba's paperwork. Here I am having experiment 101, designed to be a teacher for any kind of subject imaginable. Oh look! Is experiment 409, designed to be making all kinds of different food. And last but not being least, is experiment 249, designed to be expert at typing," Jumba finished with a smirk, and put a hand on his hip. Nani looked slightly reassured. "You see bigger girl? Most of Jumba's experiments are harmless," he said, waving an arm through the air in a dismissive manner. That's when the news channel came out louder that ever.

"This just in. There was a killing today at the ACCH (Animal Control Center of Hawaii)," said a woman's voice from the living room where the TV was. Everyone looked at each other, and ran to the living room to see what the lady had to say. They crowded around the TV, all staring in shock. "Security cameras picked up the footage that we cannot show on television, but hidden cameras did take pictures of the killer," that was when a picture popped up from the top right-hand corner of the screen. It had a picture of a small, dog like creature, with long, red claws and he stood on his hind legs. "It appears to be a demonic dog-like creature, who has sharp claws that can tear through solid steel. We have no more information at this time. In other news-" she went on, talking about a car crash in Afghanistan that killed thirty.

"Cousin," Stitch said after the picture vanished and the newscaster was back on the screen. Everyone look horrified. Pleakly most of all. He fainted. Nani was shocked. She stood there, staring at the TV, eyes wide, mouth hanging open. Lilo just stood there, a vacant expression on her face.

"That one, however, is blood-thirsty, and deadly," Jumba said to the group. Nani whipped around and shot him a furious glare. Lilo finally came to, and looked at Jumba as well, an angry expression controlling her face as well.

"Jumba, what is that...THING?!" Nani yelled and spat the last word. Jumba backed up a bit. He knew of Nani's wrath, and he didn't want to face it.

"Please being relaxing now, bigger girl. Is experiment 086. Designed to be ultimate grotesque serial killer," Jumba said, afraid of what would happen next. Lilo stood up to her feet, as she was on her knees, staring at the sight.

"SERIAL KILLER?! You. Made. A SERIAL KILLER?!" she screamed at him. Jumba began to back away defensively.

"Please be calming down now. I will explain to you why I made 086," he said as he backed up against the wall.

"You better have a good explanation for this one, Jumba," Nani scolded him as he sat down on the couch, Lilo and herself doing the same. Jumba was in the middle. He closed his eyes and ran a hand over his head. He let out a long sigh.

"Where to begin? Where to begin?" he asked himself as he hung his arms down and leaning forward. "Well, it all began five years ago..."

Flashback

Jumba is at a scientist's convention on Turo, standing next to 085, who was singing, what he was programmed to do. He looked like Sparky, except his fur was grey where Sparky was yellow, and his eyes were red. His eye patches were black, and his stomach was red as well. He had Sparky's antennae, and the tips were black. He had the same tail, and on the back of his head was the same spot on the back of Sparky's, except it was black. Jumba was standing next to him with his stomach pushed out and his hands behind his back, beaming proudly. His smile faded, however, when a group of men in lab coats came walking down the aisle. The man at the head of the group pointed at Jumba, and whispered something to his companions. Jumba braced himself as the group approached him

"Lookie what we have here guys. Jumbo Jumba," the leader said to the group of men behind him. They all began to laugh at the statement. The lead man began to circle Jumba, as if examining him. He then looked at 085. "What useless trog did you make this time, Jumbo?" he asked, hitting the cage that 085 was in. He fell over, falling on his rear. The scientists laughed at this, and began to mock Jumba. "You always were a lame scientist. You could never create anything good. Just useless "experiments" that don't do anything. You're a disgrace to the title scientist. I hope to never see you here again," he said before he pushed past Jumba, knocking him over. Jumba got up and dusted himself off, looking back at them with an angry face.

"One day, 085," he said to his singing experiment. "One day they will be paying. One day they will meat a terrible fate 085, a bloody, terri-" Jumba was cut off by an idea. An idea that would indeed earn him the title 'evil genius'.

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Jumba began pouring the chemicals into his machine. It was a bowl-like thing, with a glass dome that covered the entrance to the bowl, and on the inside were fans that would beat around like egg beaters when the machine was turned on. Jumba had the greatest idea at the convention. He would make a killing experiment. A serial killing experiment. He had all the right ingredients. A red liquid to make it blood thirsty, and black one to make it evil. A blue one to make it cold-blooded, a yellow one to make it merciless, and a white one to make it creative. Jumba closed the lid to the machine and pushed the 'on' button. The fans came down into the liquid, and began to twirl around. They went faster and faster, until they were a blur. Jumba was excited as the fans stopped twirling and retracted into the walls, and a blackish-brown blob was left inside. Jumba reached in and picked it up. He walked over to a giant, floor to ceiling tube, filled with a green liquid. Jumba walked up a flight of stairs that led straight up to the top of the tube, and the tubes next to it. He opened the lid to the end tube, and dropped the blob into the warm, green liquid. He closed the top, descended the flight of stairs, and called the group of lab men he had seen earlier, saying that he had the greatest thing in the universe, and that he wanted to show them before anyone else. He hung up the phone after the last call, and went to bed, eager for daybreak to come.

$&$&$&$&$&

The next morning, at about 9:00, there was a knock on the door of Jumba's lab. Jumba quickly walked over to the door, and opened it with a smile, seeing the group of scientists he had seen at the convention the day before.

"Good morning my friends of very close and personal acquaintance. How are you this-" Jumba began to say, but didn't get the chance to as the scientists pushed past him into his lab.

"This better be good Jumba. I don't usually get up until 11:00," said the leader of the group with a bored tone in his voice and gleam in his eye. He looked around the lab tiredly, and finally spoke.

"This is a pathetic excuse of a laboratory, Jumbo. How can you possibly-" he was cut as something in the lab caught his eye. It was a large, ceiling to floor tube, filled with green liquid, and inside of it was a blackish-brown blob, about three feet long and one foot wide. He approached it with a bored look. He was in reality curiously amazed at this blob, but he had no idea why, and he would never let Jumba know that he made something impressive. "And what is this, Jumbo? You're latest creation? Silly putty?" he ask nonchalantly. The group behind him began to snicker. Jumba rushed in front of them, and began his presentation.

"No. Is not putty. What you see before you is new life. I created it last night. This, my friends, is what am I wanting to show you," Jumba announced. That was when to blob in the tub began to shake violently. All of the scientists, (including Jumba), backed away from the tube, watching in wonder. A black paw with long, black claws suddenly burst out of a side of the blob, and a foot burst out of a side diagonally from that. The other two limbs shot out of the blob, and four, grey spines with black tips out of the back. That's all of the remains of the blob shot out, revealing the creature on the other side. It looked like 627 (even though he wasn't even a thought at the time), but he had black fur, and the fur on his stomach and chin was red. He had grey eye patches, and his eyes themselves where the traditional black. At the base of where his spines protruded was a grey patch of fur, and he had another grey patch on his forehead. The scientists stared at it in awe, and Jumba rushed up in front of them again.

"Allow me to be introducing you, to my latest creation; experiment 086," he announced with pride. The lead man walked up to the tub, seemingly unimpressed, but actually thunderstruck at the creature in the tube.

"And, what does this one do?" he asked with a sigh.

"Would you like to be seeing?" Jumba asked as he pushed a button on a keyboard next to 086's tube. The liquid began to drain through a vent in the bottom, and 086 fell to the bottom, landing on his feet. Jumba pushed another button on the keyboard, and the top of the tub opened up. 086 jumped out of the tub, and stood on the edge, letting out a disturbing laugh. The scientists looked scared. 086 looked down at them with a demonic look in his eyes, and he spoke to them in a deep, rich voice.

"Hikata, megga freeges," 086 said to them. "Ti's teemae...a diega!" he screamed before he lunged at them, sinking his claws deep into one's face. Green blood sprayed from the eight wounds in the scientist's face, and he fell down dead as 086 retreated his claws from the scientist's head. 086 turned to another, who looked horrified at the sight he had just seen, and the look that 086 gave to him put the icing on the cake as he wet himself. 086 leapt, and dug his claws deep into the next scientist's chest, and ripping downward, causing eight deep gashes in his torso, blue blood spraying out like a fountain. He fell to the ground as 086 made a dagger appear in his paw and sank it into another scientist's neck, causing orange blood to gush out as 086 dug his paws into the wound, and pulled out all of his veins out. He dropped down dead. 086 turned to another scientist, shoved his claws down his throat, and grabbing hold of his adams apple, ripping it out with such force, it accidently broke his jaw off. He fell down as 086 looked at the last remaining scientist besides Jumba; the lead man of the now dead gang. 086 smirked an evil smirk as he slowly walked towards him, claws ready to slash. The scientist backed up.

"Now 086. Let's just sit down talk about thi-" he was cut off by 086's paw down his throat as well, but 086 grabbed onto his spine instead, and in one powerful tug, he ripped the scientist's whole spine out of his head, causing (surprisingly) red blood to spray everywhere, soaking 086 and everything around. 086 jumped off of the dead body before it fell, and looked at Jumba, who was frozen with fear. Without warning, 086 jumped towards Jumba, landing on his stomach, and grabbing hold of his collar.

"Kita makuta, Jumba?" 086 asked in a menacing voice. Jumba didn't move, or say a word. He was too scared. 086 raised his claw high above his head, ready to bring it down on Jumba. Jumba closed his eyes tight, waiting for the deathblow, but it never came. He opened his eyes just in time to see 086 slide down off of his belly, and when he was on the ground, Jumba looked to see 085, holding a tranquilizer gun.

End Flashback

"I locked 086 in a cage, and when the troops raided the lab, I grabbed him and dehydrated him before he could do anymore damage," Jumba finished, eyes closed, waiting to hear what the group had to say. Stitch just looked at Jumba for a second before sticking his tongue up his nose. Nani had a shocked look on her face, and Lilo didn't know what to think about the whole situation. Pleakly was still out cold. There was a cold and long silence, and it was broken in thirty seconds.

"So...what you're saying...is that there's a serial killer on the loose?" Nani asked in a worried tone. Jumba merely nodded. Nani looked from Jumba to Lilo and back again. Lilo got up and shrugged her shoulders.

"Well, I guess that I'll need to get the extra strong capsule this time," Lilo said. Nani looked at her like she was out of her mind.

"Oh no you don't. You're not going after this one!" she said in a tone that meant that that was that. Lilo looked heartbroken.

"But he's ohana. And besides, Stitch can handle him," Lilo said looking at Stitch.

"Ih," Stitch said, flexing his muscles. Lilo looked back at Nani.

"And do you want a serial killer running around?" Lilo asked, putting a hand on her hip and looking up at Nani out of the corner of her eye. Stitch ran off up stairs, and came back down with a glass capsule. Nani looked skeptical.

"Yeah, that's true. He is a killer, so-" Nani began to say slowly whilst rubbing her chin in thought. Lilo didn't let her finish.

"Okay. Thanks Nani," she said quickly as she burst out of the door with Stitch right on her heals. Nani ran to the door and screamed out at them, since they were already halfway down the dirt road.

"I NEVER SAID YOU COULD GO GET KILLED FOR AN EXPERIMENT!!! LILO!!!" Nani yelled after them. They were already gone. Nani held her head in her hands as Jumba came to the door to look out to try and see Lilo and Stitch, only to find that they were gone. Nani looked up at Jumba, a worried expression controlling her face.

"Do...do you think they stand a chance...against 086, Jumba?" Nani asked him with a single tear rolling down her face. Jumba looked down at her with an expression of worry, and then back to the road.

"I am not knowing bigger girl, but knowing how 086 acts and fights, I have only to say one thing on the matter," he said, not taking his eyes off of the road. Nani looked at him, tears streaming down her face.

"Wha...what's that?" she asked, looking up at him. Jumba didn't look down at her again. He just continued looking out at the road.

"May God have mercy on little girl and 626," he said before returning to the house, leaving Nani outside alone to cry.

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That was the longest chapter of all. I know it sucked, but I had to put it in here! Anywho. Response time.

piewolvesandsuch: It really means a lot to hear both of you say that. It really does!

Mona: I don't know what you mean by "regulars", but I hope that this chapter cleared up and confusion or pondering.

Dragonslayergal: I hope that you liked this chapter, even though there wasn't the grotesque killing like before. Don't worry. The next chapter will be loaded. I promise.

Mareo and Anime: Huh?

Kari: I'm sorry about this chapter. The next one will be gory. I swear it.

Commander R: Thank you. Thank you. I had fun with the last chapter. It was very enjoyable to write.

589: (The creepy face that you don't like! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM SO EVIL!!!)

Ovni: Thanks...I think. Sorry if there was confusion.

Oh! By the way. I would like to thank Mareo and Anime for the phrase "Kita makuta?", which means "Are you scared?" in Turian. Thank you!