Feel My Pain and Sorrow: No Need for Pain!
Author: Golden Feathers Edward
Declaimer: I don't own Naruto or Tenchi Muyo! If I did I would have had both animes combined and YAOI!!! (Glad I got that out of the way.)
Warnings: a bit of violence, a pinch of gore, and a dark depressed Naruto. . . . . . . . . . (I'm having a feeling that some of this is not even going to be in the story but hey I could be just paranoid) bad grammar and spelling. Oh and a super powerful Naruto too I forgot!
Chapter five: The Game End
// "Easy?" a growl came from right behind him.
Tenchi paled.//
The brown eyed teen quickly turned around fear shown on his face. What he saw before him nearly make him scream out like a little girl. Right in front of him stood seven nine tailed demon foxes with glowing blue orbs of energy in each of their hands. Swiftly they strike.
"Rasengan!" All of them shouted at the same time.
The pigtailed teenager had no choice but to jump out of the window to avoid the explosion that went off in the class room. He ran through the outside campus jumping over the fence and continued to run, but crashed into something firm but soft. Tenchi fell on the ground wincing at the impact.
"What the . . ?" he looked up to meet red bloody eyes, he sweated nervously.
"Don't be so scared sweetie pie," Naruto mocked lifting up his newly formed red light sword, "I wont hurt you to much." a viscous fanged smirk on his lips.
Naruto brought down his sword down on the helpless spiky black haired teen and in retaliation said teen brought up his book bag as a shield. The energy sword went right through but something went wrong. Between the sliced book bag a blue glowing light appeared.
"Uh-oh!" the blonde jumped away from the force of energy feeling like he got burned.
"Huh?" was Tenchi's intelligent answer to the object floating in front of him. With a blast of light a new object was revealed, "Waah!"
Brown chocolate eyes looked away from the intense light and when it died away he looked up and saw the sword hilt from the cave. He looked on in fascination slowly reaching out for the beautifully carved hilt.
The fox demon growled, "Impressive," he admitted grudgingly, forming a sphere of energy of destructive energy, "Nee-san taught me this, catch!"
He thrust his hand forward sending small spheres of destructive energy at the other teen. Mere feet in front of Tenchi the glowing red orbs exploded impacting upon a barrier of some kind. Naruto was livid seeing none of them hit the other teen so he created another sword and rushed right at the spiky black haired youth.
"I've got cha!" The demon child shouted in triumph at the same time Tenchi griped the sword hilt. The blonde's victory didn't last long because out from the tip of the hilt emerged a blue glowing blade which stopped Naruto's red one.
"Hey!" the fox demon yelled a small pout on his full lips. "No fair! Cheating!"
"What?!" Tenchi asked in disbelief and bewilderment, "Give me a break!"
Suddenly Tenchi's sword jerked forward nearly catching the other off guard. The blonde dodged to the right then left going in a mismatched pattern trying to avoid and keep his distance from the lunging brown eyed teen's blade.
"Sorry!" was the distressed reply of the spiky haired teenager sword still swinging, "It has a mind of it's own!" a look of confusion on his handsome face, "If I had had my way I wouldn't fight a monster like you!"
They dashed at each other then, froze in place.
"Monster?" the fox child bit out while the other sweated nervously. A small tic appeared on the blonde's forehead and without warning the beautiful golden fox boy punched Tenchi right in the face knocking him into the fence. "Tell me exactly what you call a cute fox like me a m-m-monster?!" he hissed with so much venom in his voice.
Tenchi paled went white as a sheet, "Oh come on!" he cried in panic, "You walk through fire, you walk on walls and ceilings, you rip holes through the roof and you can even multiply!"
Naruto stomped murderously towards the brown eyed teen, "Very good reasons but not good enough!"
Then the sword jerked forward towards the enraged demon fox ready to slice into his side. Violet slanted orbs widened in shock and quickly one of his nine tails came up to shield him. Instead of blocking the blue sword the furry appendage was cut off. Naruto jumped away wincing in pain glaring at the other in front of him. While his cut off tail turned into pure red chakra and exploded leaving more damage to the school. Tenchi just stared unaware of the sword in his hand deactivating or the explosion. He straitened with a guilty look on his face.
The blonde demon dropped his glare and sighed tiredly, "Oh well," he said in defeat looking up into the sky, "Another battle lost," he thought of the battle with Sasuke the first time and the last time, "That's the story of my life."
Sighing once again he shifted his tails but then winced forgetting about his ninth one. "Huh?" the whisker faced teen muttered looking behind him at his served tail.
"The sword did it," Tenchi tried to explain pointing at the hilt in his hand, "I didn't mean to cut off your . . . . ," he trailed off then bowed deeply, "I'm sorry."
Naruto blinked then smiled happily, nice to know this boy had some manners. He yipped in approval of this gesture signaling he forgave Tenchi for the moment then got to work healing his lost tail. The high school boy watched in fascination as the missing tail re-grew itself.
Once Naruto was done he chirped," Ta da!" a big grin on his fanged mouth.
"Wow. . " was all the other teen could say clapping to the amazing trick.
The fox child bowed, "Goodnight," and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Tenchi was laughing with happiness still clapping, then there was a big explosion behind him throwing him forward few feet.
"Uh-ho," he muttered looking on at the burning school in shock, "Oh no! I better get out of here before I get into really big trouble!" he started to run home, "What a mess!"
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Ryoko was worried and didn't like it when she was. She was the famous space pirate Ryoko for crying out loud!! But she couldn't help it, ever since she met Naruto he was the sun in her eternal darkness, the little brother she never had or even a son. She remembered the first time they met which was not on good terms but it soon turned into tolerance, to understanding, to like, to friendship, then into loving siblings. But there was a limit to what Naruto could give. Why? He was the kind of person who didn't trust that much and the Kyuubi was the only one that had his full trust. To say Ryoko had never met the demon lord personally and that glowing hand of him when they met really didn't count. The reason why she never met him was because she could not venture past a certain point in her little brothers mind. So she dealt with it. Right now she really wish she had Naruto's full trust, if she did then they could from a mental bond. Sighing in frustration Ryoko plopped down onto the ground waiting fro Naruto to come back. There was a loud pop behind her and she lazily looked over her shoulder.
"What took you so long?" she asked glaring at her little brother.
"I got lost on the road of life," was all the long haired blonde said grin on his whiskered face hands behind his head.
She gave him a flat look, "Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?"
A huge tic appeared on his forehead, "I'm already visualizing the duck tape over your mouth," Naruto growled out through his teeth.
Ryoko just smirked in amusement then it turned into a frown.
"No really what took you so long?" she asked amber eyes trained on his violet orbs.
"Well first off I didn't find Yosho," the blue-white haired woman raised a well formed brow, "but I did find that boy you talk about all the time, Tenchi."
"Really?" she looked a bit startled.
"Yeah," he answered with a grin, "So I decided to have some fun with him and it was worth it! He's a good fighter with a sword, but he needs a back bone."
Ryoko paled when she heard him say 'to have some "fun"!' The space pirate knew her little brothers definition of fun which involved explosions, the use of his favorite jutsu along with the new technique she gave him, and throwing around his demonic chakra. Meaning total destruction and chaos to the surrounding area. She was afraid to even ask what he did to Tenchi. The poor woman slapped her hand onto her forehead in frustration.
"So tell me," Ryoko muttered a tic forming on her brow, "did you destroy everything you touched?"
"Hey it wasn't that bad!" he shouted defensively a hurt look on his foxy face, "give me a little more credit nee-san! I only demolished three fourths of the buildings!"
By now the amber eyed woman had a few dozen tics on her face. She walked over to her so called brother and whacked him over the head.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?!" the young blonde shrieked rubbing his abused head.
"That's no better then actually taking the whole building down Naruto no baka!" Ryoko screamed into his face then giving him a long lecture of not using his power to destroy things.
'Damn, she reminds me of Sakura-chan when she's pissed but more scarier,' Naruto thought a sweat drop running down the side of his face. 'Man women are just plain scary when there mad.'
"Naruto are you even listening to me?!" his big sister scolded hands on her hips.
"Um . .yes?" he answered hesitantly the said, "Thank you. I'm all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view," and said it with a striate face.
"Why you little," the space pirate growled her hands cracking with energy.
That was when he realized his mistake, "Sorry Ryoko-neesan," he shouted happily, "but I got to go!"
And with those parting words disappeared in a cloud of smoke once again. Miles away you could hear the scream of a murderous woman.
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Once Tenchi reached home he relaxed panting from running all the way home. Sighing in relief the teen kicked off his shoes out the door way and slipped on his slippers padding into the kitchen. He plopped down onto one of the dinning chairs and gave out another sigh. Look down in his hand to study the hilt of his ancestor's sword.
"This sword sure is powerful," Tenchi whispered into the silent air, "I wonder what happened to that demon fox boy?" he shook his head trying to get that scary image out of his head, "Try not to think about him," he said to himself, "It's over."
With a yawn he grabbed a quick dinner and started to eat. A few minutes after he was into his dinner there was a muffled thunk above him. The brown eyed teen blinked in puzzlement.
"Huh?" he looked up at the ceiling then stood up in his chair, 'That came from my bedroom,' he thought, quietly walking towards the stairs.
He climbed the steps slowly and quietly, a nervous touch coursing through his right hand. Reaching his bedroom door he paused, hand over the doorknob hesitating on opening the door. With a gulp he quickly opened his door.
"Waahhh!" he yelped in surprise and horror, tripping over his feet and landed on the ground face first.
What he saw scared the shit out of him. Right there on his bed perched a golden demon fox named Naruto with a grin on his face.
"Welcome home Tenchi!" the fox boy chirped nine tails swaying lazily.
'Why me?' he thought pathetically.
He started to cry hysterically.
Naruto raised a well formed brow, "I don't know what your problem is," he started, "but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
Tenchi got up off the floor looking at the demon that tried to kill him not to long ago.
"How could . . . . ," he wasn't able to finish, he was speechless.
"What's the matter?" the demon taunted, "fox got your tongue?"
"I don't believe it," he finally said brown eyes wide as dinner plates.
"Hump idiot. Now," the growled handing out his clawed hand, "I want your balls please," he said calmly waiting expectedly.
"What?!" the spiky haired teen yelled in great amount of panic with a 'what the fuck are you crazy' expression on his face, bring his hands down to shield his groin from the other in front of him, "No way! There mine! I'm going to hang on to them!"
Naruto face faulted, "Aha!" He peeled himself off the floor, "No you fucken retard!" the blonde demon raged disgust, "I mean the three jewels on your sword! Otherwise, Ryoko-neesan can't control Ryo-ohki!"
Tenchi just looked puzzled, "Ryo-ohki?"
The demon child slapped his hand to his forehead, "Ohhh! Don't tell me you don't know what that is!" he growled pulling at his long blonde hair, "It's the other demon in the legend, you dimwit!"
It dawned on him soon after, "That would mean if I gave you the jewels and you give them to this Ryoko person then the demon will come back to life?!" he asked/shouted chocolate brown orbs wide with twice the panic then he had before, "Forget it!"
"No ifs about it," Naruto growled violet eyes narrowing into slits, "Give. Them. To. Me," the long haired blonde demanded pronouncing each word.
Tenchi glared, "No way! You made this mess all by yourself. Do you think I want to deal with another monster flying around when you're already blowing things up?" he shouted in defense while Naruto slightly flinched at the word monster but tried to ignore it, "Geez! That is the last thing I want to see! And I still have to deal with the first demon originally sealed up in that cave!"
The nine tailed fox child's eyes turned red then he walked up to the taller teen and grabbed his shirt collar with his clawed hand giving the nervous back haired boy a vicious smirk.
"Are you sure about that?" Naruto asked blood red eyes piercing into this own chocolate brown murder radiating from the small teen.
"The one approaching us right now is even worse," a female voice added from the window.
Both demon and human teens looked over to the window to discover a woman with spiky blue-white hair and yellow amber eyes.
"Huh? What do you mean?" was the taller teen's impulsive answer not even taking note of that a strange woman was in his room.
"Ryoko-neesan?" He asked puzzled red slanted eyes softening a bit.
She looked at him and gave a small smile then it disappeared behind her smirk.
'This is the other demon?' Tenchi thought to himself studying her closely.
Naruto notice this and his red eyes started to glow with rage. 'How dare he look at my nee-san!' he thought ready to ring the others neck, "Just give me the sword," the blonde growled threateningly," getting Tenchi's attention again, "I want it and I want it NOW."
With that statement the young demon fox grabbed a part of the hilt and started to pull receiving a yelp of protest from the other. A game of tug-a-war commenced between the two teenagers. In the background Ryoko sighed in exasperation shaking her head at her little brothers and the other boy's childish antics. Back with the two boys the fox child was backing the other into the bed trying to pull the sword out of his grasp.
"Give me the fucken sword you prick!" Naruto hissed shoving the taller teen backward red orbs glaring with anger.
"Who the hell are you calling a prick?!" he replied back angrily pulling the sword hilt to his chest, "I don't want another monster like you running around destroying stuff in the city!"
Once again the young ninja tried to ignore that monster comment, red eyes going cold, "I'd agree with you if you were right," the blonde said, "but you're not! Now give me the damn sword!"
"No!" Tenchi shouted back, fire of determination burning in his brown orbs.
A few seconds more of struggling the black spiky haired teen tripped falling backwards onto his bed taking the kitsune down with him. Ryoko sweat dropped a little blush colored her cheeks at seeing her little brother's and Tenchi's awkward position but both were obvious, to busy fighting over the sword hilt. Naruto was straddling the taller teen's hips tails warped around the others legs, thighs, waist, and arms. His golden fox ears pressed back to his head red glowing eyes on the sword and clawed hands reached out for it, leaning closer to Tenchi's body. Said teen turned red from head to toe when he finally took notice of their bodies in close contact with each other when he felt the shorter teens rump accidentally grind into his groin. Soon the blonde yipped in triumph when he grabbed the sword from the teen below him, slack hand.
"Ha! I got it!" the red eyed teen crowed, hilt clutched in his claws.
Suddenly the sword started glowing and red eyes widened.
End of chapter five.
AN: Finished chapter five and hope you enjoyed it as much as I loved writing it! And he last time I'm going to say this THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A PAIRING!!! SO STOP ASKING FOR ONE! Why? Because I can't write a striate pairing even if my life depended on it! It just can't be done!Well that's all I got to say. Review! Bye!