A/N: And we have another! Hello everyone! I was on break and I was in the car on a 10 hour drive to florida with my family. So who rides next to me? My little sister. And yes I have funnyness for you!

Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto. But Strawberry Daiquiri's are rather yummalicious :D

PS: I have nothing against gays. Just to get that out :]

Straight Tree's and Gay Tree's

"I'm booorrreeedd." Hanabi sprawled out lazily on the seat.

"Get your feet off me Hanabi." Neji said as he pushed Hanabi's legs off of him.

"Hanabi sit up." Hinata said from the window seat.

Hanabi frowned and sat up straight. She was sitting in between Neji and Hinata, in other words, the middle seat.

Eww.

She hated the middle seat. No windows. No space. No air. No nothing!

"Why don't you just look straight out the window or to the side windows or something." Neji said.

Hanabi stared incredulously at Neji, "Woooow you're stupid."

Hinata chuckled as Neji shot the little girl a glare, "Why don't you just listen to your Ipod and stare at tree's?"

Hanabi shrugged and waved her arms around as she tried to find her life provider: her Ipod.

Hanabi frowned and leaned over on Neji as she tried to find her source of music.

"Ouch! Hanabi just ask me too look for it or something!"

Hanabi shot Neji a doubtful look, "Knowing you Neji, you're too lazy. Would you really look for it?"

Neji grumbled something unintelligible as he continued too look out the window.

Hanabi turned to her left and watched as Hinata did the same as Neji. Hanabi gave a sly smile and lurched onto Hinata who squeaked in surprise, "H-Hanabi! What are you doing!"

"Onee-chan, can you find my Ipod for me?" Hanabi pleaded.

Hinata pushed the small girl off of her, "Alright, hold on."

Hinata moved around and looked through many things but gave up, "I can't find it Hanabi, sorry."

Hanabi gave a look of horror as she realized her only source of pleasure and life was gone.

Forever.

Dun.

Dun

DUN.

"Nooo! How?! WHY?! OH CRUEL WORLD!"

"Hanabi!" everyone shouted.

Hanabi giggled, "Sorry."

Hanabi sat bored on the seat and looked outside the window as tree's passed. Hanabi then looked out the other window and saw the same kind of trees.

Hanabi furrowed her eyebrows, 'We don't have those trees at home…and all I've seen on the way are these straight trees!'

Hanabi continued to stare, and stare, and stare.

"Hey, you guys…why are there only straight trees?"

Neji quirked his eyebrow, "As opposed to what? Gay trees?"

Hanabi looked blankly at Neji, "Yes Neji. Why aren't all the tree's Gay. If they were, the world would be a happier place and-NO you stupid man!"

Hanabi lightly slapped Neji on his head as Hinata chuckled at the two, "I meant why are the tree's so different here? They're straighter and skinnier than the ones at home."

Hanabi chuckled to herself, "Ha ha, Gay tree's."

Neji looked at Hinata, "Don't ask me Neji, you're older and should know this."

Neji rubbed the back of his head, "I guess it's because where we live is more populated than here. The tree's here are cross pollinated and grown naturally, where as the one's at home are bought and grown in a pot."

Hanabi bit her lip, "But the one's at home are grown naturally to begin with. And those cross pollinate and make other tree's so why aren't those straighter and skinnier?"

"…"

"Gotchya there! Haha! Epic win."

Neji grumbled once more and continued to look out the window.

Hanabi smiled as she looked from the tree's to Neji, "Neji, why did you bring up Gay tree's in the first place?"

Neji just stared at Hanabi, "Because it just went with it."

Hanabi nodded her head slowly, "Ah... I see."

Hanabi moved her face in front of Neji's and gave a cheeky smile, "Neji, you're gay aren't you?"

Neji's eye's widened, "I-I am not!"

Hanabi waved her hand nonchalantly, "That explains so much now! That's why you haven't gone out with Ten-Ten or Hinata yet!"

Neji glared at Hanabi, "That is none of your business Hanabi."

Hanabi stared at Hinata who was losing to a giggle fit.

Hanabi grinned, "I think you being gay answers all of Hinata's questions as well."

Neji narrowed his eye's and growled out, "Hanabi…"

Hiashi turned around from the drivers seat and gave Neji a concerned look, "Neji, I'm glad your comfortable with who you are and all but, please, for our sakes, stay in the closet."

Neji gave Hiashi an incredulous look, "I am NOT gay dammit."

"Whatever you say Neji." Hanabi rambled on, "Whatever you say…"

After a few minutes Hanabi chuckled once more.

Neji shot her a glare, "What?" he hissed out.

Hanabi grinned, "Gay tree's"

A/N:Lawwllss so how'd you all like it? My sister and I got completely crazy from a sugar overload and she started the whole tree thing and then I was like, 'Gah! Where's my laptop! Im typing this up!'

And tada! New chapter ;]

Thank you so much for all who read/favorite/alert/reviewed!

And to my editor Butterbiscuits72 :]

Takara Makoto

Oh! And my little sister has a message:

Mari: I was here to destroy your story!....I'll blame it on Michi :D MWHAHAHAHAHA

Michi: -.- not you too!

Takara and Mari: :D