AN: I still don't own BBC or Doctor who but if I did the series would be a lot happier

"Why are you back?" Lucy demanded. The Master and her were having a stare off in a way. The Master was smiling at her while she was shooting him a cold glare.

"So that's The Master..." Amy whispered to Fez.

"Yep." He whispered back.

"And that's the human he married and drove insane..." Clara asked The Doctor.

"Yep." He replied.

"Oh wouldn't you like to know." The Master responded to Lucy, still smiling rather creepily.

"Actually I would-" She started but was cut off by a loud sound of something(s) falling down the hallway. Everyone turned down the hall towards where the sound was coming from.

"What is that?" Rory asked, being the first to speak after the thudding.

"My heart." The Master sarcastically replied. Lucy slapped him for that.

"Ow!" He clutched where she had slapped him. River was the first to walk down the hall to where the sound was. She was followed closely by The Doctors. Who were followed by the Master,Clara, and Amy. Rory and Lucy were left standing awkwardly in the console room.

The group that had ventured into the hall and suddenly stopped. There was a mess in front them causing every group member to know what room that caused the noise.

"Oh no!"

"Why does that room still exist?"

"Why do you even have that room?"

"Why am I not surprised?"

"NOT THE BANANA ROOM!"

The hall was flooded with bananas. The Doctors started trying to save as many bananas as they could (which was pointless cause no bananas were harmed.) Then suddenly the banana pile started moving. Fez screamed.

"Doctor, what's going on?" Clara asked worried. A man popped up from the banana pile.

"Oi!" The man shouted back in response. Clara jumped back.

"So you're here too! That's just great." Fez stated.

"Doctor, who is he? And why does he look so familiar?" Amy and Clara asked together.

"He's me. Well not me...but Half-me!" The Doctor started.

"And half- Donna! He looks like the tenth regeneration of me." Fez continued.

"Oh."

"Donna should be coming next due to my calculations," River brought back to point. "Are we ready with the plan?" Everyone nodded except for the meta-crisis.

"What is the plan?" The Meta-crisis asked.

"Master, fill him in! Everyone else to positions!" River ordered. Everyone got into positions while The Master informed Meta-crisis of the plans. The lights started flashing.

"This is it everybody!" River shouted as the lights flickered off.

AN: Yay! New chapter! You may get two chapters today depending on how things go. I probably won't be able to post in the next three days sadly. but we shall see. Next chapter, I'm hoping that we will get everyone but I shall find out. So until then continue to R&R! Thanks to all those who have done so already. I actually do read those. so if you get any ideas for this story put them there and if I like them then perhaps they will appear. Thanks again.