Once again I don't own Glee, Dashboard Confessional, Finger Eleven, Sir Mix a lot nor Bruno Mars.
"So honey how are things at Dalton?" I ask Blaine even though he is busy on his laptop searching what songs to sing at Sectionals.
"Mmm great. Hey Kurt I can't decide between Stolen by Dashboard Confessional or Paralyzer from Finger Eleven?
"Seriously Blaine?"
"What?"
"Since I've been here all you have been doing is looking up songs."
"Well yeah duh Sectionals is coming up."
"I know but…. It's been forever since we saw each other."
"Yeah I know. Okay let me turn this off. All right now you have my divine attention."
"Okay come sit next to me."
As soon as Blaine sits next to me I give him a passionate kiss. At first he is shocked by this sudden display of affection but slowly I feel his lips moving against mine. Blaine then begins to kiss my neck "Mmm yeah." I grab a hold of Blaine's hair to pull him closer to me. "Oh gaga" Blaine pushes me down on his bed and begins to nibble my ear and murmurs "Kurt." I run my hands underneath his shirt and oh god he feels so great. Buzzzzz "Oh shit Blaine that feels awesome, what is it?"
"Hmm what are you talking about Kurt?"
"Oh god that. It's next to my thigh."
"What?" Blaine quickly gets off of me and tries to find the object that has me going crazy it turns out to be his phone and he checks it.
"Mmm sorry babe Wes just texted apparently Thomas and John had a fight and now aren't in speaking terms."
"And how is that your problem?"
"Well it's not but we need them if we want to win sectionals."
I wanted to tell him that he is the star and the rest are just background vocals. Instead I just said "Oh okay I understand you need to fix this problem. I'll go home call me when things are good again."
"Aww thanks sweetie. I promise I'll make it up."
"Really? Anything."
"Yes of course."
"Well you may think it's silly though."
"Ohhh come on tell me."
" I want to have a picnic with you next Saturday you know like in those silly romance movies."
"I will be delighted to accompany you sweetheart." He gives me a sweet peck on my lips. Buzzzz
"Sorry it seems like Wes is getting impatient."
"Urgh remind me to murder Thomas and John that way they won't bother us the next time we are alone."
"Will do unless I get to them first."
"My superhero fly off and destroy the evil monster called Testosterone."
"Yes I Blaine Anderson vanquisher of all evil will destroy this monster."
"Okay but will you walk me to my car; I don't want anything to attack me.
"Yes my damsel in distress."
"Hey I am not a damsel in distress."
We walk through the hallways of Dalton and it brings back the memory of my first time here. I volunteered myself to go undercover and to spy on the Warblers on behalf of New Directions. Out of nowhere this handsome guy walks up to me introduces himself and the next thing I know I am grabbing his hand and being taken of to god knows where. I asked him where he was taking me and he says the glee club is about to perform. Yes Bingo mission accomplished now I have the info I need for the group. He lets go of my hand and walks to the front and then slowly I hear the familiar tune of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream. The best part of the performance is the boy I just met begins to sing and in that moment I fell for him.
"Kurt… "
"Uhhh hum."
"Welcome back to Earth. What were thinking about so much?"
"Mmm I was remembering the time we met."
"Yeah I remember."
"It was one of the best days of my life."
"Mine to. Here you are safe and sound at your carriage my love."
"Thank you. Call me as soon you settle the dispute between the boys."
"Sure will." Blaine leans over to kiss me. "And I'll make sure to tell Wes not to call me if something like this occurs again."
"Yes of else…."
Buzz… that stupid phone I am so going to kick Wes' ass myself the next time I see him. Stupid boys and their testosterone why can't they be civilized and solve their problems through the act of communication. In my case I fight my disputes with Rachel through singing but hey at least I'm not being a child and making a scene.
"Mmm sorry Kurt but it's Wes again. He says it's urgent they apparently want to have some kind of duel."
"Okay go on scooter."
"Love you."
"Yeah."
Blaine enters back inside and somehow I'm left felling empty. I shouldn't be feeling like this Blaine just said he loved me. Shouldn't I have said I love you too but why didn't I? Maybe because it was out of blue yeah thats it. Well never mind about that, what time is it? Ugh its only 4:30 and dinners not till 7 and I seriously don't feel like going home and dealing with Finn and his girlfriend's drama. Lets see of course Mercedes she must be free right; I quickly press number 3 on my phone.
Ring….
"Hello"
"Hey Mercedes its me Kurt."
"Hey sweetie what's up?"
"Nothing much and you?"
"I'm actually heading out to the airport to pick up my grandma."
"Oh that's good."
"Not really. She's always nagging about something ugh but I still love the woman. So Mr. Hummel what are you doing?"
"Just leaving Dalton."
"Ooooo so are things okay now."
"I hope so even though Blaine spent most of the time looking up songs for sectionals."
"Oh spill the details now Kurt!"
"Mercedes I am not going betraying my boyfriends trust."
"Fine whatever. It doesn't matter because we are going to beat again Dalton's preppy ass."
"Okay (laughing) and anyway we finally started making out and just when we were getting to the good part his fucking phone begins to vibrate. I thought it was him doing something so I stupidly told him to keep going. He freaked out and looked for his phone and it was Wes who texted him to say that two Warblers were fighting and he's the only one that can stop it."
"Oh bummer I would have been pissed off."
"Yeah believe me girl I was. But I'm okay now because next week we are having a picnic at the park."
"Awww that's so romantic Kurt. It's not fair you are going to be enjoying a nice picnic and I'm going to have to be stuck home playing Bingo with my nana."
"Don't worry it can't be that bad."
"You don't think so. I dare you to challenge her to a game of Bingo."
"Fine I will."
"Okay. I'll call you one of these days to come over. Well I better go my mom is yelling at me for something."
"Bye grouchy."
"Bye"
Halfway to Lima I notice that I'm running out of gas so I pull over to the nearest gas station available. I park my baby next to a pump and walk inside the store. Well since I am here might as well get some snacks. Ugh there's so many choices to pick from this is why I hate shopping for snacks I can't never choose. In end I grab a bag of Chex Mix and a bottle of water.
"The total is 5.87"
"Also 40 dollars to pump 9." I pass him some money and he gives me some change.
"Thank you have a good day."
"You too."
I walk back to my car and begin filling her up. A couple of minutes later a truck pulls up next to me and someone familiar gets out. He seems not to notice me and begins to walk towards the store but before he can leave I stop him.
"Hmm hi stranger."
"Oh hi Kurt. What are you doing here?"
"Well obviously putting gas into my car."
"Oh yeah stupid question of me to ask."
"Hmm so what's your excuse?"
"I went jogging with Max to the park near here he likes this park better than the one in Lima."
"Max? Is he your boyfriend?"
Woof Woof
"Does that your answer your question?
A beautiful Shiloh looking dog pops his head out of the driver's window. He's wagging his tail like he just saw a freaking butcher cutting meat.
"This Kurt is Max and Max this is Kurt." Dave grabs the dog and holds it in his arm.
"Oh hi Max." Max begins to wag his tail even more.
"Max seems to like you Kurt."
"Yeah I was just thinking that. So how come you didn't name him Shiloh?"
"What oh my god I think you're the first person to ask me that who isn't five years old? "
"Hey are you insulting me?"
"No I think it's very cute you asked that."
"Well to answer your question when I was little I used to have this imaginary friend named Max and when my mom found out she decided it would be best to get me a dog so the other kids wouldn't tease me when I played with my imaginary friend Max. Over some time I kind of grew out playing with my imaginary friend Max and started calling the dog that and it just stuck."
" I wasn't expecting that answer I thought maybe you would say like I never saw that movie. "
"Come on we live in the 21st century who hasn't seen it. Do you want to hold him?"
"May I?"
"Of course here."
Dave hands me over Max like if it was a baby. Aww I always wanted one but I never could because my dad is allergic to dogs. His allergies have gotten better over the years but then I hit middle school I stopped wanting one. I had bigger problems to deal with like the idea of being gay and trying to hide it from everyone.
"I've always wanted a dog but I never could."
"How come?"
"My dad is allergic to dogs."
"Sucks man."
"Yup so how long have had Max."
"Well I got him when I was 7."
"Cool. He's so adorable."
"Well if ummm…..you can visit him whenever you want to."
"Really?"
"Yeah plus Max seems to like you too." *Max licks Kurts cheek. *
"Thanks Dave."
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
"Oh shit. Hello?"
"Kurt it's me Finn."
"Yes I know it's you. What do you want?"
"Me nothing but your dad told me to call you. He says you should have been home a while ago to help my mom with dinner."
"Oh yeah tell him I am half way home."
"Okay be careful."
"Yeah don't worry."
"Mercedes keeping tabs on you."
"What no that was Finn?"
"Okay I was starting to wonder if you were secretly straight and Mercedes was your girl."
*Uncontrollable fit of giggles* "No I tried that once with Britney and we both know how that went."
"Yeah I remember that.
"Well…. I better get home Carole is waiting for me. Thanks again for letting me hold Max. (Kurt hands over Max; Max begins to whimper.) "Oh boy don't be sad."
"Yeah do you want a treat." (Max wags tail, Dave reaches into the truck to grab one and Max eats it.) "Sorry usually he doesn't get attached to people but as they say there's always a first time."
"That's true. I guess Max and I will be seeing more of each other in the future."
"Yeah I don't think he's going to stop nagging me until he sees you again."
"Can't wait but for now I better head home before Carole kills me."
"Bye Kurt."
"Bye Dave." (Max barks) "And to you too Max."
"How's the most beautiful patient here in Lima General?"
"Fine but how are you Dave."
"Good too Mrs. Roberts."
"Are you sure?"
"Why wouldn't it be? Schools good, I am alive but to top it off Kurt is talking to me. Not just a hi but we have actual conversations maybe not in school but at least here we do."
"Don't you want to change that?"
"Well yeah but I can't. Why do we end up always talking about me Mrs. Roberts lets talk about you instead?"
"David don't try to change the subject and anyway my days here are boring."
"Okay ma'am I won't. I just can't come out right now what if everyone I love hates me."
"No they won't Dave your parents will love you no matter what."
"And Azimio?"
"If he can't accept you for who you are then he wasn't a good friend to begin with."
"Okay so let's say they accept me but what about the rest of the school."
"Most of the school would accept you just like they accepted Kurt."
"Well yeah the losers did but Kurt was bullied."
"And if I am not mistaken most of the bullying was done by you."
"Hmm I guess you are right. I thought if I bullied Kurt somehow I would stop having feelings for him. Instead it was worse; I was hurting him and no one stopped me. (Voice begins to crack) He confronted me finally and I thought for sure I was going to loose it but I didn't want to live this lie anymore so I kissed him hoping he would understand everything. But when I tried to go again for the second kiss he pushed me away I hadn't thought he would reject me but he did. After that I made each shove more harder and than the last."
"But Dave that was in the past we are in the present. Kurt has forgiven you and from what he has told me he's glad to see this new Dave."
"Really what else has he said?"
"My lips are sealed but lets just say that Kurt likes this weird friendship you guys have."
"Me too. It's been the best thing that has happened to me in a very long time."
"Yeah I know sweetie. So do you want to watch Maury with me? Today is supposed to be a good episode it's all about people caught in the act of cheating."
"Sure why not?"
"David wake up?"
I wake up to the sight of my mother glaring over me. Oh shit I didn't do anything omg did I leave the toilet seat up. She always gets pissy when either my dad or I do that but we are MEN that means we forget important shit like leaving the seat down.
"What's up mom?"
"Don't what's up me mister. Do you know what time it is?"
"Too early for me to be a wake."
"Haha not funny jokester. It's about noon and Max is running all over the yard like some lunatic."
"Let him he might get tired and pass out."
"It's Saturday and you have to take Max to the park. You know if he doesn't get his weekly walk in the park he goes crazy and starts eating my flowers and I am not going through that again."
"Can't you take him I am tired from last night."
"No I am not getting stuck doing your obligations. FYI no one forced you to go and partying out last night with Azimio."
"But mom I can't get out of bed."
"Is that right Dave. Okay I understand sweetie why don't you stay there and sleep."
Aww score not only did I avoid having to walk Max but I also get to sleep. I begin to drift off to sleep thinking about Kurt. In my dream I imagine myself walking in the park holding on to Max's leash but my other hand is holding someone else's hand. I look down and recognize it immediately it's small and pale our fingers are entwined somehow creating a perfect image. I shift my glance upwards and my breath is taken away as I am starring into the light colored eyes of my beloved Kurt.
"Hey stop starring too much Dave you're going to trip and fall."
"What?"
"I love it when you get like this."
"Like what?"
"When you have this expression as if you are seeing me for the first time. Your face portrays so many emotions curiosity, peace, desire but the most important one love."
"I can't believe this is real."
"Technically no but it could be."
"What must I do for this to come true."
Kurt leans closer to me until I can feel his lips on my ear. He's so close to me and it takes all my concentration to focus.
"You already know the answer Dave. I must go for now at least."
"Wait Kurt don't leave."
My chest feels heavy and I can't breathe no more. Oh no I can't die yet I haven't found the solution to obtaining happiness.
"David!"
"What the fuck am I all wet?."
"David Bryan Karofsky do not use that type of language in this house."
"Mom how am I suppose to react when you dumped a bucket of cold water all over me."
"Well I wouldn't have too if you just walked Max like I told you to do an hour ago."
"Gosh woman remind me to never piss you off."
"I hope you learn your lesson. Now get ready and walk Max he's driving me insane."
I changed into some sweats and an old McKinley T-shirt and put on my old adidas. I quickly go into the restroom to take a piss and brush my teeth and head to the backyard. I opened the door and I see the beagle rushing towards me with his tail wagging furiously.
"Hey there boy thanks to you I was woken up twice. Shit why can't you be an obedient dog and not be crazy. I shouldn't even walk you but if I don't mom is going to do something horrible to me. Are you ready?"
woof woof
Half an hour later
"Max stop walking so fast. You're going to give me a heart attack and then no one is going to walk your ass anymore."
I see a bench up ahead and tell Max to slow down. I expect to see children rolling down the hill but instead I see Kurt with that preppy boy Blah or whatever the fuck his name is. To make matters worse it seems like they're having a super romantic picnic. It kills me inside seeing Kurt with him when I know if I wasn't a jerk that could be me. Maybe it's for the best Blah can give him the happiness he deserves like being brave enough to walk hand in hand in public. I couldn't dream of doing that while still living in Lima.
Woof Woof
To me it seems like I am lost in my thoughts for hours but only a few minutes have passed. I look up to the mountain and see that Kurt is alone and with his head in his hands. That jerk Blah must have done something stupid to upset him. If were his boyfriend my mission in life would be to make him happy.
Woof Woof
"Okay Maxie we have a mission to accomplish called mission smile. Alright I know you recognize Kurt up there go up to him and give him a big hello." I let go of Max's leash and he runs up the hill. "Max come back!" I yell as I am running up the hill once I reach it I say"I am sorry usually he isn't like this." Kurt stops playing with Max and gives me a smile.
"There seems to be lots of things your dog doesn't usually do."
"Yeah but it's only you that he acts crazy."
"I am honored to hear that."
"So why are you here Kurt."
"Having a romantic picnic by myself."
"That doesn't seem much fun."
"Hahaha very funny Dave."
"I'm kidding Kurt."
"Sorry I am just a little upset."
"Why?"
"Are you retarded isn't the answer kind of obvious."
"Sort of but I don't want to jump to conclusions"
"Its just…. I planned this nice romantic picnic and now I am here all alone and pathetic."
"Your not pathetic and Blah doesn't appreciate all the awesome gestures you do."
"His name is Blaine not Blah."
"Oh yeah my bad."
Laughing "Blah really? That's kind of funny though."
"So what's the reason for the picnic if I'm not being too rude?"
"No you're not. I just wanted to spend some alone time with Blaine since I transferred back to McKinley we've been distant."
"Do you regret coming back?"
"No in the beginning I was upset because I left the place I considered my safe haven and obviously Blaine too. But I gained back so many things like my friends, the freedom to wear whatever I want and the glee club. Surprisingly you apologized for everything that happened something I never expected….. so thank you for that."
"It was the least I could do for all the shit I put you through."
"Well yeah but not many people apologize for the bad things they have done. Dave can I ask you something?"
"Yeah sure."
"Have you told anyone about that….. you're gay?"
"No I haven't."
"Why?"
"Because I am afraid of what people are going to say about me. I'm not the stereotypical gay you see on t.v. by the way I hope that I'm not offending you."
"No offense taken."
"I hate fashion and musicals. I love horror movies and extreme sports. Everything about me is manly I shouldn't be gay. I am afraid of my family rejecting me; I'm the only boy in the family it's my duty to pass on the Karofsky name and by being gay that's not going to happen."
"Dave just cause you're gay it doesn't make you any less of a man. Being gay means your heart chooses the same sex to fall in love with and nothing else. You as a person choose what you like and don't like. Also you could adopt kids the world doesn't end by being gay."
"Thanks Kurt."
"No problem. Would you like something to eat it's not like I am going to be able to eat this all by myself."
"Huh really thank god you offered because I am starving."
" Yeah I imagine. Look I have roast beef, bologna, or ham sandwiches. Some fruit and water and juice."
"Can I have a roast beef and bologna sandwich."
"Sure and here's an apple you must eat something healthy."
'Gosh you sound like a mom. What's next your going to make me eat my veggies too."
"Hey don't tempt me I might pack an extra bag of salad next time."
"Oh no please don't."
Woof Woof
"Do you want something boy."
"In my pocket I have some snacks." Looks into his pocket and gets out the doggie treats.
"So Dave where are you applying for college."
" I'm not sure yet but for sure somewhere in the east coast. I've visited my sisters in college in the west coast and I'm definitely have decided not to go there. It's so hot and ugh everyone looks fake."
"Fake probably. Yeah I want to go to the east coast too probably somewhere near New York so I can work on my dream on becoming a Broadway star."
"And you're going to be on Broadway I can assure that. Plus you are like one of the best singers in glee club and if it weren't for Berry hogging everything you would get most of the solos."
"You really think so?"
"Yes plus when you perform it's as if everything stops and only you exist."
He looks so cute when he's blushing.
" Thanks Dave but I don't think I am not that great."
"Don't say that you're amazing. Well you are definitely better than any of the male singers in glee."
He blushes even more. "Dave do you sing?"
"Not unless you count singing in the shower."
"I in fact indeed do. Could you sing something for me?"
"Nooo…. I sing so bad that you're going to be in coma for the rest of your life."
"Don't be silly just something short."
"Alright don't say I didn't warn you."
(Kurt will be whistling during the song and the boldface part too.)
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Chorus
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Chorus
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Chorus
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
"Bravo Dave. (applauses) See you're not terrible at all in fact you're pretty good."
"Thanks but don't tell anyone."
"My lips are sealed but you should consider joining glee."
"Nah I'm not that good."
"I believe you are but it's your own decision to make."
"Thanks for the invite though."
" So what other secrets are you hiding Dave Karofsky?"
"Hmmm…. I have seen the notebook 5 times."
Laughing"Haha really?"
"Hey I was forced too by my crazy sisters every time one of them breaks up with their boyfriends. I wouldn't mind it too much but during the movie they complain about men and take it out on me by smacking me with pillows and I just have to sit there and endure it. "
"Wow women are brutal."
"Yes and crazy too."
Laughing "I know. I better get home and stop procrastinating on that physics homework."
"Oh ok. Let me help you clean up."
"Thanks Dave. Okay can you pass me all the trash and containers."
"Sure here you go."
After clearing up we walk down the hill with Max rolling down the hill.
"Oh my that's too cute."
"Yeah but ugh I'm going to be stuck giving him a shower."
"You could always just spray him with the hose."
Laughing "Hey that's not too bad of a plan I might just do that."
"Well thanks again to you and Max for giving me company."
"Oh its no problem."
"Can I borrow your phone?"
"Sure." Gets phone out of pocket and hands it to Kurt. Kurt is clicking away and gives it back."
"I programmed my number in case you ever feel like talking or hanging out. You can text me just to say stupid something like Max is eating my cookies."
"Oh thanks Kurt."
"Well….. yeah I better go. Hopefully I hear from you soon."
"Don't worry you will."
Kurt gives me a smile and turns around heading to his car. I look for Kurt's number and send a quick text.
Thanks for lunch today I had an awesome day.
I receive a message not shortly after.
No problem see you soon Dave. Oops and Max too.
I begin walking back to my truck with the biggest smile ever.
Damn I can't believe I actually wrote this much hopefully its not crap. I just found out this guy I've talking to has been talking to other girls behind my back Wtf. But yeah thank you Avernim13 for listening to me even though I was a complete mess the other day. So yeah after finding out I just kept on writing until I couldn't no more. I would be really happy if I got some reviews letting me know that people are reading this. Okay back to glee ugh it's over; omg Blaine said those three words. I hope Kurt hesitated because he doesn't feel the same way oh well I guess we have to wait till September. Once again I would like to thank those that have read, reviewed, and alerted every one of those things mean so much. Hope to update soon.