Lord of the Phones

by Gigigue

Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.

6. The Tollbooth

A/N: And my second and last post for the day.

Scene 6

(The hobbits are driving. Nine Black Bikers/Nazis jump out from the trees beside the road and chase the car. The hobbits drive away frantically, and go straight through a tollbooth without paying. The tollbooth guy comes out to make them pay and finds the Black Bikers about to come through instead. He stops them.)

Tollbooth Guy: It's $2 for hobbits and dwarves, $4 for elves and men, and $834 for Black Bikers. Let's see, there's, nine of you, so that'll be, let's see, $7,506 in cash please.

(The Black Bikers look at each other and groan, then start pulling cash out of their pockets. Meanwhile, the hobbits get away. They drive all the way to Bree and start looking for McDonalds.)

A/N: This scene was supposed to be the ferry scene, except more modern. It's one of the more obscure parodies. Sorry both scenes were short today. There'll be more tomorrow. Thank you to all of you who reviewed! You guys totally made my day!