Author: -is in her room watching One Missed Call- OOOOH YAY SOME BLOOOOD!!!!!! WOO HOO!
OL: -walks into Author's room- Yo, dudette, c'mon, we gotta go torture some Zelda characters.
Author: -pauses the movie- First of all, my name is Author or Hannah. Second of all, I'm trying to watch One Missed Call!
OL: WRONG ANSWER! -chops the TV in half with a Katana(sp?)-
Author: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY PRECIOUS TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -shoots OL then replaces her TV- Author powers -revives OL-
OL: WTH?!
Author: Serves you right for killing my TV! -runs to the studio while OL runs after her with a machine gun-
OL: GET BACK HERE!
Author: FORCE FIELD! -force field pops up around her and the rest of the people except for OL- Dares!
OL: FINALLY!
Author: Shuddup OL!
I dare Link and Imp Midna to make out for a whole hour
Ganondorf to give the Triforce of Power to Ruto
Ruto to use the Triforce of Power to kill Link after he's done making out with Midna
Link to LET and/or FORCE Ruto to kill him
Zelda to make Author and OL a batch of her famous Hylian Machidamian Nut Chocolate Fudge Cookies
Saria and Mido to fight to the death.
So long, chums!
Sqwakers: Shark bait! BRAK!
Lyoko Barbossa
Author: Ooooooooo! -pushes Link over to Midna- (like I said before, Midna will be an imp until further notice!)
Midna: WTH ARE YOU DOING, LINK?!
Link: -lands on Midna- uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......dare...
Midna: O_o' well what's the dare? -reads- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: -is insulted- MEANIE! -runs away crying-
Author: -throws a sausage at Link- It's 'throw a sausage at anyone who runs away crying day'! WOO HOO!
Vio: Who gave you a right to make a new national holiday?
Author: Me. -snaps her fingers and a reminder for 'throw a sausage at anyone who runs away crying day' pops up on all calenders-
Vio: -eye twitch- wow...you're weird.
Author: And proud of it!
Vio: I hate you.
Author: Hate you too!
Vio: Isn't it love you too instead?
Author: ...and?
Vio: -sigh- nothing...
Author: That's what I thought! Now, next dare! -reads- OOOOOOH HO HO! THIS IS GONNA BE GOOOOOOD!
Ganondorf: Hmm? -reads his dare and his head explodes then grows back- WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!! I don't wanna!
Author: Too frickin bad! -forces Ganondorf to give his Triforce to Ruto-
Ruto: THE POWER! THE POOOOWWWWWERRRRR!!!! -grins and laughs evilly-
Everyone: -slowly back away from Ruto-
Author: Link!
Link: Yes? -is fully recovered from earlier-
Author: Dude, look at your next dare. -just barely stifles a giggle-
Link: ooookay... -reads his dare and his head explodes then grows back- WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!! I don't wanna!
Author: Too frickin bad! -shoves Link over to Ruto then hypnotizes Ruto to turbo glomp Link to oblivion- (she had to use the Triforce to be able to do a turbo glomp)
Link: -melts into a puddle of nothingness-
Author: Gonna regret this but...author powers -revives Link- and I'm not gonna regret this at ALL! -returns the Triforce to Ganondorf-
Ganondorf: YAY! -turbo glomps Nabooru to oblivion-
Nabooru: -melts into a puddle of nothingness-
Author: Author powers! -revives Nabooru-
Nabooru: YAY!
Zelda: -reads her dare- Okay! I love to make those!
Author: -whines- But I haaaaate Machidamian nuts! -stomps her foot childishly-
Zelda: -uses her Din's Fire to bake the cookie super fast, then stuffs one into Author's mouth-
Author: -tries to spit it out but then relaxes and eats half of the remaining cookies, leaving the other half for OL- yummy!
Zelda: -smiles proudly-
OL: -eats the remaining cookies-
Saria: -reads her dare and smiles evilly- oooooh I am gonna enjoy this VERY much. VERY much, indeed! -gets decked out in ninja gear then totally frickin owns Mido-
Mido: -is only a head and rolls over to Young Link- Hey, wimp, how ya doin?
Y. Link: EEEEEEEK! A TALKING HEAD! AND WHAT'S SCARIER IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE MIDO'S HEAD!!!!!! -jumps up onto a jungle gym-
Mido: No one likes me! -rolls away-
Author: -turns everything back to normal- meh...thats all...bai pplz...hands are still unattached...STUPID GLUE GUN! -tries to glue her hands on with hot glue- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID THING!