Total Drama Comeback
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story else than the original characters.
A/N: This is a collaboration written by o.o omg and Lmc3200 but this chapter was written by Lmc3200
Episode Three: Basebrawl (very original, I know!)
Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Comeback, the 22 campers had their first challenge, laser tag. Courtney tried to strategize, Heather caused an uproar, Geoff and Bridgette got some smooch time, and almost everyone was ambushed by the insane Izzy. Eventually, Crystal had a "great idea", and cheated to defeat the other redhead. She succeeded in beating her difficult opponent, won the challenge for the team, and quite possibly…earned Noah's affections??! Although, technically, the Killer Gophers won, with Crystal's tactics her team was disqualified, making her the first camper booted out on the life boat of losers. Who will be the next one to ride the loser boat? Who will get several injuries? Who will hook-up? Find out, on
Total
Drama
Comeback!
--- Intro theme ---
You thought it was over
-Shows the original 22 TDI Campers-
But it had just begun
-shows the TDA logo-
We picked new people
-shows 11 new campers-
But there can only be one!
-shows the TDC cast-
The goth, The nerd, The musical genius
The surfer, The party boy, The stuck up chick,
The all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips girl, the total d-
Heather: Hey!
The softy, The smart alec, and…well… Izzy.
Didn't win the money, Didn't win the money,
Gonna make a comeback (x2)
The jock, The clown, The preppy cheerleader,
The emo kid, The skater, The big tomboy,
The loner, The 1337 g33k, the silent bone breaker,
The smart but popular girl, The richy rich boy,
Didn't win the money---
----Bzzt-chhhh-zzz----
Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul, with a--
Chris: Okay, who messed with the sound tapes?!
Crystal (coming from a back room): Hahaha, about that. Um.
Chris: I'm listening…
Crystal: K, well, when I came onto the boat I was like…ttly going to check my Starscape account, so I tried to find an uber fast CPU to use.
Chris: Okay..
Crystal: But the one in the lobby is ttly too laggy, so I snooped around 'til I found the tape room backstage! You guys didn't have enough RAM though, so my game locked up your comps and well…messed with the sound files. LOL, sry!
Chris: Oh this is just great. So we have no intro theme? Why were you even trying to get online??
Crystal: Well, bcuz like this one guy was going to give me a lvl 10 moon staf--
Harold(walking in): Wait, you play Starscape?? What's your username?
Chris: Okay, who let him in here too?
Chef: Sorry.
Crystal: Ya! I do! My username is 'lollerskates232'.
Harold: WHAT? SERIOUSLY? You're the legendary lollerskates232??? The owner of the Golden Blade of Fortune?!! You're like…the most skilled person on the GAME! I read your blog!
Crystal: OMG rly??
Chris: Too. Much. Geekdom in this room. EVERYBODY OUT!!
-- end of intro theme --
The cruise members walked into the dining hall, slowly, looking tired.
Chris: Hello, why so down?
Gwen: Go away.
Courtney: Harold snored all night again.
Harold: It's called a-
All former Killer Bass: WE DON'T CARE!
Harold: Gos-
Former KB: SHUT UP!
Harold: …
Bridgette(to Courtney): Geoff, blah blah blah, Geoff, blah blah blah, Geoffrey, blah blah blah, and sometimes y. This rant has been brought to you by Juicy Juice, 100% Juuuuuuuuuuuice!
Courtney: That's nic-- Wait you have sponsors?
Bridgette: Yeah!
Courtney: Why don't I?! Where is Duncan? I NEED MY CAPPUCCINO!
Chris: You have already had 3! You didn't seem to react like this when you had caffeine before…
Bridgette: Duncan used to give her decaf.
Courtney: DUNCANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Chris: I will explain about Duncan after I explain the next challenge.
Courtney: Yay!!!
Chris: Okay, for this challenge, we are taking a trip to America.
Everybody: We are going to the states?
Chris: No, actually we're going to Homerun Island. We are playing the American pastime of baseball. Each team will have 9 players on the field. Every team member has to field/pitch for 1 inning, and has to have one at-bat. Make your starting lineups, bring them to me, and, -chuckle chuckle- Batter up!
Courtney: Where's Duncan?
Chris: Okay. You see, Duncan… is dead.
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?
Courtney: H-How could this happen?! Chris, why didn't you tel--
Duncan(walking in) Hey, everybody!
Everyone: … CHRIS YOU SUCK!
Chris: Hold on, how did he get in? You! Intern, guy. Get me the security tape!
The security tape:
You see Chef sitting in a lawn chair by the gate.
Chef: I could make my own show…yeah…it would be called "Total Drama Chef"…I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Chef!… yeah…I'm gonna go get a notebook for this…
-alarm sounds as Duncan hops over the fence-
Duncan: sigh. -hit's a few buttons- -alarm stops- That'll show 'em not to leave me out of the second season…
End of security tape
CC:
Chris: …………Total Drama Chef? That is so stupid.
Duncan: I don't know why they freaked out about me showing up. I'm like…the most favorite character!
Courtney: Yay! Duncan!
Harold: I don't really like Duncan. This confession cam has been brought to you by...Bengay.
Writer (lmc3200): Harold, you don't have sponsors! Quit trying to be like Bridgette!
Harold: I had sponsors when I was a racecar driver.
Writer: What? You were never--
Harold: Noob.
Writer: Hey!!!
Harold: I like o.o omg better.
End of CC
Harold(walking out of CC): Gahh I hate you Lmc3200!
Everybody stared at Harold, as he talked to the wall, with his pants at his ankles.
Harold: EEK!
Everybody cracks up very hard.
In the Screaming Bass:
Trent: Okay, anybody other than Aaron, DJ, Jay and me ever play baseball or softball?
Izzy: I played softball! I hit 3 homeruns in one game! Had 10 RBI total.
Haley: I play softball. I'm a pitcher and 3rd base woman.
Trent: How fast can you pitch?
Haley: Around 75-80.
Trent: Serious? Okay, so, Haley is pitching, DJ is catcher, I am first, Michael is second, Aaron is shortstop, Izzy is third, Leshawna is in left field, Jay in center, and last but not least in right field, Gwen. -winks-
Gwen: -blush-
Trent: Nikki, Heather you will be our spares. Chris, we are ready.
In the Killer Gophers:
Duncan: Alright, so I can pitch 70 MPH.
Geoff: You pitching.
Harold: I want to pitch!
Geoff: Okay, I'm a pretty good catcher.
Harold: I'm pitching.
Duncan: No your not Harold.
Harold: Just let me show you my wicked skills.
Geoff: Okay, throw me the ball.
Harold throws it like he did in dodge ball.
Geoff: So, I'm catcher, Tyson is first, Nick is second, Noah is shortstop, Courtney is third, Duncan is pitching, and the outfielders are Jade, Bridgette and Ashley. Harold and Preston, you are sitting for the first few innings.
Chris: Welcome to the TDI World Series! Leading off, for the Screaming Bass, it's Ashley!
Chris is suddenly in an umpire outfit, behind home plate.
Chris: Play ball!
--
Chris: Strike three! Now hitting for the Bass, it's Nick!
Nick cranks the first pitch in to deep left field, but it hooks foul. Nick then calls time, steps out of the batters box, and re-sets his feet.
Chris: The pay-off pitch!
Nick lines the ball in to right-center for a triple, and next up is Duncan.
Chris: Duncan is hitting left handed, when he usually hits right handed. Geoff, the team captain, calls time and runs over to talk to Nick.
Nick grins, and Haley winds up.
Chris: And Nick is stealing home! Duncan is initiating the suicide squeeze bunt! He is…….. Safe!1-0 Bass. Wait, they never tried to get Duncan! DJ guns it to second, and Michael wasn't paying attention, and it goes into center field! Duncan rounds third, and his heading home! The throw from Jay, he is…out! What a throw from Jay! If Michael would have caught the ball, Duncan most likely would have had a double, but instead he is out!
A/N: Piplup51, he would have been booted out, but Jay saved your favorite character!
Chris: Now hitting, is Geoff.
Geoff gets a single into center field.
Chris: Now hitting, is the big guy, Tyson!
Tyson gets hit by the pitch, and charges the mound but Geoff restrains him. Runners on first and second, Noah up to bat.
Noah drives it into Centerfield, but Jay robs him of a homerun over the wall.
Noah: What!? How did he-- I didn't know I could even hit that far, how did he catch it?
Haley: Great catch Jay! -kisses him-
Jay: Whoa. Girl isn't just a good pitcher!
Haley runs off, blushing.
Chris: Three outs, let's see how the Gophers respond to the 1-0 lead.
They didn't respond, as they went 1-2-3, Michael grounded to third and was barely out, Aaron struck out, and DJ flied out to deep left field.
Chris: Now hitting for the raging Screaming Bass, Jade!
Jade nails one down the left field line, and Leshawna takes a while to get to it, and speedy Jade gets an inside-the-park homerun!!!
Later, in the top of the 9th inning, the score is 9-7, Gophers are losing. The bass are all struck out by the new pitcher Trent, and the Bass are up in the bottom of the ninth, Michael, Aaron, Nikki(for DJ) due up. Michael gets a single, and steals his way to third. Aaron grounds out to first, and now Nikki is up.
Harold: Guys, I Haven't fielded yet.
Geoff(pitching: Okay, bro. You can pitch.
Duncan: WHAT!
Geoff: Let him pitch. My arm hurts, you and Ashley, our only other good pitchers have pitched already, and you can't pitch again after you already pitched.
Duncan: Fine, pitch strikes though. If not, you are moving to second and Nick is pitching.
First pitch: Ball bounced in front of home plate. It happened again. He finally threw a ball remotely close to the strike zone, and Nikki swung. 2-1. The next pitch got by Preston who was playing catcher, but Michael didn't go home. The next pitch, Nikki hits it to first base. Duncan fields it, touches first and immediately throws it home. Michael is safe. 2 Outs, 9-8, Jay is batting. The pitch from Harold- Crack! Drived into right field for a double. Next up, Aaron (who is 0-4, with 3 strikeouts).
Gwen: Aaron, if you strikeout, you are getting voted out!
Heather: Let's go Aaron!
Gwen: -stare-
Heather: What? He's cute.
Geoff: Time! Okay, Harold, throw it down the middle.
Harold does, and it is right in front of Jade. She fields it, and the team all yells "Throw me the ball!" She spazzes out because of the pressure, screaming, then throws the ball 20 ft over everybody's head, then runs off to who knows where.
Chris: Jay scores, and Aaron scores! Gophers win! Bass, your fishy butts are gonna be at the bonfire! Two losses in a row for the bass, just like last year!
Owen: That means Gwen is gonna win!
Chris: No it doesn't actually. What kind of reviews would we get if this show was predictable? Seriously.
Courtney: Jade is so gone.
Duncan: Well, Harold's bad pitching also cost us the game.
Courtney: True.
A/N: Who will get voted off? Find out tonight or tomorrow.