Ah, finally updated. There are some nice twists here...
OH Yeah! Disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, except this version of Chuck Norris. I wish I did, but, alas, I don't. I don't think I'd be here if I did.
I had always been fighting. Ever since I was a kid. My mom tried to hide it from me, why these monsters attacked me, and she did. But, I found out that I was a half-blood; a demigod. I had been attracting these extremely
powerful monsters from a very young age. I had been around nine when I first fought the Minotaur. I couldn't kill it, but I did manage to find a way to run away. I climbed up a tree. I had learned more about how to fight monsters,
and gotten my hands on a celestial bronze sword. I had learned how to fight, and had fought. A lot. And now, I found my dad. And he needed my help. I would give it. I told Kronos goodbye, and told him that I'd get him out. I knew
the one way I could do this would be dangerous, and reckless, but it was the only way. I would have to overthrow the gods. I would have to level Olympus, send it crashing into Manhattan. I jogged back out, and caught a train, not
really feeling like flying again. I figured it'd be more dramatic this way. I got there 10 minutes later (I sped up time. A lot.) I ran up to the elevator, after scaring the pants off of the doorman. I went up to Olympus, and it was
deserted. Of course! There's a party at that Percy boy's house. I ran up to the thrones, and went to sit upon Zeus'. Before I could, however, I saw a shadow in the doorway. Then, a familiar voice said, "Hey! You're not me!" I
looked at the shadow, confused, and he stepped into the light. "I'm Chuck Norris, god of geriatric martial artists who become running jokes in on-line games. Who are you? And what are you doing here?" The man said, as he
stepped into the light. He looked exactly like me, only… happier. I nearly growled at him. "I'm Chuck Norris, demititan. Son of Kronos. And I'm here to destroy Olympus. You could call it... a favor..."
Surprised? In awe? Well, go ahead check if it's true. He really is a god. But, if that's true... Then who is our hero??? Well, I guess you'll just have to wait till I update :)
PS- Reviews are always nice. I eat them up for breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, midnight snack, and tea time. Not necessarily in that order. And sometimes, I do have brunch... Or linner. So, I would appreciate reviews. Can't write on an empty stomach!
Our hero's quest is almost over. He has lost all of his humanity, and it seems he has a twin. Who is a god. Strange, eh?