I'm back and the story is rolling strong. Now, we all know this episode, but this time it has an alternate ending. Enjoy. Also, keep in mind of the references from previous EEnE episodes.
...Later...That Friday Night...
With Romulus defeated and the Eds on the run from their fanbase, the main ghouls decided it was time to relax and unwind after another lengthy week of school. So the ghouls were having a (Ghouls Only) sleepover at Cleo's tomb and they were telling each other spooky stories. Frankie, Clawdeen, Draculaura, Lagoona, Cleo, Ghoulia and Spectra were all enjoying themselves as Spectra was eager about the conclusion to Draculaura's story.
"And then she freaked out and went screaming into the night...and she was never heard from since. The End," Draculaura narrated in spooky tone as the ghouls seated around her in a campfire like fashion with a iCoffin in the middle started applauding her.
"Great story, Draculaura," Spectra said as she floated overhead.
"Anyone else," Cleo asked as the other ghouls present just looked at each other in curiosity.
"Man, these scary stories are good and all. But I think it would be voltageous if a boy was telling them," Frankie suggested which made the others silently agree.
"I hear ya, mate. But our boofriends decided to have a mensters night out on the town, so we can't get a hold of any of them," Lagoona explained which all the ghouls just shake their heads in sigh...except Ghoulia who was tapping her chin in thought until she had a spark light up in that big brain of hers.
"Uhhh...," she said with a smile that got everyone's attention.
"Good idea, Ghoulia. What about the Eds," Clawdeen translated for everyone, that is until Cleo stepped in with her own opinion on the so called "idea."
"Ghoulia, you think that trio of normies are going to give us, ghouls a scary story? As if," Cleo said in denial as Ghoulia sported a mad glare, but didn't say anything.
"Come on, Cleo. You and Deuce haven't even met them yet. And they're a clawsome bunch. If you got to know them, you would just want them around to laugh at something amusing," Draculaura said remembering who funny they were at the mall.
"Yeah, they'll possible make clawsome servants, if you or your sister gave them a chance," Clawdeen said with a smirk. Yet when she thought about the idea of having each Ed as her servant would be appealing. Ed would obviously be the muscle and bodyguard (like she would need one), Double D would deliver her homework, and Eddy would bw well...Eddy on stand by ready for assistance, should she need something for him to fetch. She was so lost in her daydream, Cleo rudely knocked her out of it.
"Ghouls, focus! We have three unwelcomed normies in our school and you ghouls are taking it all too well as if they were monsters themselves. What is it going to take for you to know that those three are no different from any other normie we ever seen or studied," Cleo huffed in anger and annoyance that she's the only one taking this matter seriously.
"Uhhhh...," Ghoulia answered which made everyone look at her in surprise.
"Ghoulia's right. They were pressured into coming here as their exiled punishment that would get them away from their tormentors. They're just trying to get themselves situated and help monsters of all kinds. Besides, they are the best at what they do," Draculaura said.
"And what's that," Cleo asked, not wanting to know the answer.
"Making a friendship worth lasting," Draculaura said with a smile.
"Not to mention, making us laugh," Frankie added in as all the ghouls (excluding Cleo) giggled in agreement.
"Oh, really? If they're going to make a friendship with me, then...they'll need to impress me," Cleo said as Clawdeen raised an eyebrow.
"Impress...you? How," the werewolf asked with little interest.
"Hmmm," Cleo said as she looked around her room and grinned.
"They'll need to be able to make it into my tomb, onto this floor, and into THIS very room without any of my guards spotting them. Only then, will they have my respect as normies and monsters," Cleo said in triumphantly.
"Cleo, you know that NOBODY can see your room from here since it doesn't have any windows to this floor, right," Draculaura pointed out in worry.
"Exactly," Cleo said firmly since she didn't want any of the Eds to know what room she lived in currently if they ever got inside.
However, before the ghouls could continue this argument, a moving sound in the far wall got everyone's attention. Clawdeen immediately got up and put her ear to the wall where the previous sound originated and before she knew it, she heard an even louder "THUNMP."
Clawdeen just shrugged her shoulders and looked at her ghoul friends before she knocked on the wall a couple of times before whatever heard the knocking on the other side repeated it back to Clawdeen which made her uneasily scared, making her back away from the wall and into her group of ghoulfriends.
"Cleo? Do you have any creatures in your tomb that sleep in the wall," Draculaura asked, feeling slightly scared and uncomfortable.
"No, but then again, it is a big tomb," Cleo pointed out before the THUMP hit the wall again. Then, there was a SNAP!
Then, the wall broke and the girls backed up, immediately thinking it was a burglar. Cleo was about to call the guards with Clawdeen at the ready with her claws as the rest were ready to scream for help. Soon, the wall slowly fell to pieces and they could see something moving until a few familiar voices surprised everyone.
"Hello," Ed randomly said first as the lower half of his face was visible as the section of the wall beside his face gave way and revealed Double D.
"Oh, great. My leg's caught...again," Double D squirmed at his lose limb that was in an uncomfortable position.
"Come on, get out of the way. Make room," Eddy said in the middle being scrunched up in another uncomfortable position like the others.
"It's the Eds," Frankie announced in surprise as she ran up to the unexpected trio followed Draculaua and Clawdeen.
"Have they earned your respect now, mate," Lagoona asked with a grin as the mummy just huffed in denial.
"Guys, what are you doing in Cleo's tomb," Draculaura asked with a smile.
"We were out exploring the New Salem area, and my friends made me lose the trail back to our house, which made us lost for a while until we winded up falling in a sewer which was connected to this place and eventually, we winded up inside your wall," Double D explained.
"Whew. At least that explains the smell," Clawdeen said in a non-offending manner.
"Hey, we shower often...except Ed," Eddy said, moving his head in the direction of his wall-mate, making a few ghouls take a few steps back in surprise, including Ghoulia.
"Hey," Ed said in his defense to natural body odor, but nobody wanted to respond.
"So, anyway, what are you ghouls doing up so late tonight," Double D kindly asked.
"Well, we're having a sleepover and right now, we're telling scary stories, but so far, they sound more detailed and suspenseful when a boy tells it," Frankie explained that made Eds smile in surprise.
"Oh, oh. Lemme tell one, guys! I have been practicing," Ed said with confident grin.
"You want to tell us a scary story, Ed. Be my guess," Clawdeen answered as she took a seat and made herself comfortable
"How clawsome," Frankie said with a smile as Spectra floated up with iCoffin in hand.
"Ed does this sort of thing all the time. After being exposed to numerous comics and monster cultural over the years, only Ed knows what's going on his brain at times," Double D commented as got a story rolling.
"Let's see...Oh, oh. I know! And so it begins...little did Ed, Edd and Eddy know that the Werecat trio of Toralei and the twins were up to no good...," Ed said which made all the ghouls lean forward as this story was going in the direction they never thought and its got their attention.
[Ed's dream begins. Everything but the characters is in black and white, and we are viewing the catacombs underneath Monster High.]
Ed: "–Deep within the intestines of the catacombs that I heard about (from the Phantom of The Opera's daughter), the werecat sisters were planning to foil the brave Eds' attempts at becoming popular with over-radiated ectoplasm that was stolen from Ghoulia's lab.
"Now wait just a fanging second there, Ed. Why ectoplasm," Draculaura asked out loud as Ghoulia sparked a lightbulb about having her own lab somewhere in school.
"Because it's his favorite word when it comes to ghosts," Eddy answered, which made Spectra make a mental note of that as Ed continued.
"Anyway..." Ed continued onward without care.
"Slowly, one by one, they would devour the tainted, glowing goo," Ed narrated.
[Toralei goes first and puts a spoon full in her, then the twins follow suit and when they swallow it, they began to mutate off-screen, the catacombs begin to rumble all throughout Monster High. And before we can see their new form, the camera cuts to the Eds just out in the front of the school with other students.]
Dream Edd: [Edd starts to talk in "blahs & yaps & drivels," as this is how Ed best understands Edd's words.] "Blah, blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah! Yap yap, blah blah, drivel drivel drivel!"
[The earth shakes...repeatedly.]
Dream Eddy: "Hey, what's going on?"
Dream Edd: "Yappity Yap yap!"
Dream Abbey: [shaking Edd] "Something massive is coming way this, smart Ed. Gather your inadequate friends...and flee! Flee in the name of skin saving!"
Dream Jackson: [running by] "I'm geeking out here, man! Because nothing I've see has prepared me for this!"
[Dream Cleo points points at the sky and is nervously speechless as Dream Deuce grabs her hand to keep her running. Dream Frankie, Dream Draculaura, Dream Clawdeen, Dream Howleen, Dream Twyla and Dream Scarah run past the Eds with haste. Dream Scarah isn't doing so good and feels like passing out.]
Dream Scarah: "Oh, my legs. I can't go on, fellow ghouls." [She falls down.] "Farewell, cruel world! Farewell, Invisi-billy. I hope to see you in the next life."
[Howleen tries to pull her up.]
Dream Howleen: "Come on, Scarah, you can do it!" [A giant foot lands near them, crushing Scarah and sending Howleen flying into the other ghouls, making them go down in a domino fashion.]
Dream Ed: "Young Holly," he said in shock.
[Toralei laughs maniacally. She stands about fifty feet tall as she stares down at the Eds as if they were insects. She has torn clothes that gives off her appearance in a not too revealing manner.]
Dream Eddy: "Your time has come, Toralei!" [He hold his fist up in challenging manner.] [He quickly scrambles to avoid being crushed along with the others as they run down the street.]
[Meowlody shows up behind Toralei and proceeds to chase them. The Eds head for houses, but each time they come close, she uses her magical nail polish to shoot beams of light to turn the houses into beauty products.]
Dream Ed: "Evil perfume!" [at another house] "Mask-scara!"
[Meowlody laughs and continues to fires away.]
Dream Edd: "Blah blah blah!"
Dream Eddy: "Quick! In here!"
[He tries to enter a house, but stops at the sight of a feline eye. The house rises to reveal Purrsephone.]
Dream Ed: "Werecat!"
Dream Edd: "Yap, yap!"
[Toralei smiles with sadistic grin before blowing a thick kiss of her lipstick at the Eds. It impacts in front of them. Three more land all around the Eds, trapping them of little movement.]
Dream Edd: "Yap, yap!"
Dream Eddy: [pulls out and uses a garbage can lid as a shield from further attacks.] "Bring it on, ya Werecats!"
[The three ghouls briefly nod their heads together before they lean back and mash their heads together, creating a three-eyed, one-headed, three-bodied, one mouthed monster with all their freaky flaws.]
Dream Eddy: "Ed, your story's getting weird...much weirder than last time."
[The sisters blow a giant kiss together. It knocks the Eds backwards in a heap. When they look up, the Werecats have separated and are looking down at them as if they're the Werecat's wounded prey with nowhere to go since they have them surrounded. As they prepare to come in for their prize...]
Dream Eddy: "I'm a minor, stop!"
Dream Edd: "Blah blah blah!"
Dream Ed: [standing up in a triumphant fashion] "Now it's my turn!"
[Through some unexplained means, Ed starts flying. The werecats try to attack, but Ed's small size and maneuverability made him a hard target, especially with the werecats kept hitting each other on accident.]
Dream Edd: Blah-Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Dream Eddy: "Ed, Double D has a plan."
Dream Edd: "Yap! Yap! Yappity yap!" [Double D carefully pulls out a three blue vials that he was working on with Ghoulia for field testing to cure anyone with an obstruction in their system. He was saving them for just the right scenario.]
Dream Ed: You got it, Double D.
[Ed quickly swoops in close and throws each vial into each were cat's open mouth. But once he got close to Toralei, she was at the ready. However, after missing the Eds twice, she got agitated and in that moment of hesitation, Toralei felt something kind of liquid go down her throat.]
Dream Ed: Mission Accomplished, guys!
[That is until a lucky blow catches Ed's rear from Purrsephone. He spirals down to earth, and the Eds plow up plenty of dirt when they land. They end up less than a yard away from a hole in the side of the gate leading into De'Niles' Tomb.
Dream Eddy: [dazed] "Werecats?" [spotting them] "Werecats!"
Toralei: [victorious] "Meow! Got'cha now, little normies."
[Until the three norms froze and held their stomaches in pain as they glowed blue and slowly started shrinking until they returned to normal size albeit with torn clothing.]
Dream Ed: "It looks like the radiation finally wore off. They're returning to normal."
Dream Edd: Yap!
Dream Eddy: [smiling] In perfect time, too.
Police Officer: "Hold it right there. You lot of felines are under arrest!"
Dream Toralei: [struggling] What! Why?
Lead Police Officer: You three are charged with breaking and entering a private lab, stealing property from an authorized personnel member, and the destruction of numerous homes and properties and so forth. So you and your friends here have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used in a court of law...until your principal decides to come get you! That is if she still wants you back in school.
[He handcuff Toralei while his partner restrained both twins and repeated what their leader did.]
Deputy Police Officer: "Let's go, you were-cat punks!"
[The three werecats were roughly escorted into the police car.]
Lead Police Officer: Good job, boys. You are heroes in my book.
Ed: We did it.
Toralei: This isn't over, you Eds. We will have our revenge!
Police Officer: "You will...in about 20 years after the fifth of your nine lives are gone!"
[The cop car drove away, leaving the Eds briefly alone until...]
Dream Cupid: "Look, its the heroes who saved us!"
[The Eds looked in shock at the group of ghouls who were present. It was almost like a fan club, made exclusively just for the Eds. That began to slowly advance on the Eds, which made Eddy blow the whistle.]
Dream Eddy: "Run for it!"
[But the problem was they had nowhere to go. The Eds were surrounded with a tomb on one side and a bunch of ghouls from school on the other three.]
Dream Ed: "Quick in here!"
[Ed said gesturing to the manhole underneath their feet.]
Dream Edd: "Yap! Yap! Yap!"
[He would rather stay behind than go into that muck.]
Dream Eddy: "Be my guest, Double D!"
[Eddy quickly jumped down with Ed following soon after. With the approaching mob of ghouls closing in on him, Double D quickly swallowed his pride and jumped in, leaving behind several, disappointed ghouls.]
[Thus ending the dream.]
"And that is how we saved Monster High and soon after that, stuck in your wall, we are. The End," Ed concludes with a smile as the ghouls had their mouths agape.
"It's just like how you told that story to Johnny, but the ending is much better," Double D commented, despite not liking the very thought of him jumping into a sewer.
"Yeah, but I still got a cramp from listen to you like last time. Anyway, hey girls, there's your story how about prying us out of your wall," Eddy suggested, which brought the ghouls back to reality.
"Okay that was by far the best story ever," Draculaura said as with glee.
"Yeah, none of us would've never thought that story up," Frankie agreed.
"And, I got it all on my phone," Spectra said as she flew around with a smile.
"At least, it didn't put me to sleep...," Clawdeen and Cleo said in unison.
"We appreciate your delight for Ed's interpretation of a story but-," Double D began.
"Could you ghouls get us out of this stone wall already?! My arms are falling asleep," Eddy said with impatience.
"Come on, mates. Eddy's right. Let's help them out of that wall," Lagoona suggested as she got up.
"Uhhh," Ghoulia agreed as she grabbed the nearest appendage of any Ed in front of here, which apparently was Double D's leg.
"Careful, Ghoulia. I only have two of those," Double D warned as he felt like he was going to be stretched out. She acknowledged his warning with a moan as the other ghouls formed behind her and began locking themselves as anchors.
"Okay, on three. One...two..THREE," Frankie instructed as the ghouls heave-ho as the Eds came flying out of the wall and onto the floor with a loud THUD, which was louder than expected.
"Ow, my acking head," Eddy said.
"I'll say," Clawdeen agreed until something catches her eye. "Uhh...Frankie," Clawdeen asked with amused grin.
"What is it, Clawdeen," Frankie asked as she felt weighed down by something not to heavy.
"I didn't think you and Double D were so close," Clawdeen giggled as the others started joining in.
"What are you sayin-," Frankie asked before her face immediately went red and her neck-bolts sparked when she saw what Clawdeen meant. She saw Double D's face on her chest area with him making a faint moan of pain. Thankfully, she was wearing her pajama top AND Double was KO when they all landed, otherwise, this would've been seriously awkward.
"Hey, where's Ghoulia," Spectra asked as she took flight and looked around to make sure everyone was okay.
The question in general actually got everyone's attention. Pretty soon, random people were calling out Ghoulia's name and started walking/looking around to find their missing ghoul, except something didn't add up. Ghoulia is slower than most ghouls, so there is no way she could've disappeared into then air just after one crash.
"Hey, Ed. Have you seen your zombie girl," Eddy asked as he tried to get his fallen comrade (who was still sprawled out on the floor) and onto his feet, but miraculously, when Eddy rolled Ed over, there was Ghoulia underneath him, who looked like she saw something...scarring.
Apparently, Ed was slightly knocked out upon impact with the floor and his body has fallen onto the zombie girl, who was trying to call for help. But her voice was being blocked out by Ed's thick body, so nobody couldn't hear her. And after being noted about the Eds coming in from a sewer, Ghoulia had to hold her breath for who knows how long until someone got the idea to finally lift Ed off of her. It was fortunate that Eddy found her first, otherwise the zombie may have suffocated under the big lug (that is, if she can suffocate).
"You okay," Eddy asked as helped pull the zombie out from underneath Ed like a trapped animal underneath debris.
"Uhhhh," she moaned in appreciation as she grabbed Eddy in a hug that made him scared to death.
"Please, don't bite me and turn me into one of you. Ed," Eddy said with hysteria which made Ghoulia mildly glare at the short Ed as she continued her hold on him.
"Hello," Ed answered faintly from the ground, as he adjusted his head up as if he was a zombie who immune to pain.
"Wake up, monobrow and get your ghoul off of me," Eddy ordered with frantic look on his face that made all the girls giggle.
"Okay, zombie girl. You can play with Eddy later, especially since he scared of zombies A LOT more than Double D," Ed said as he tried to defuse the situation by simply grabbing Ghoulia and picking her up, making Eddy slip right out of her grasp.
"Why I ought a-," Eddy said with mad glare as he moved towards Ed to give him a knuckle-sandwich for that verbal jab, but Clawdeen stop him with a glare which made Eddy relax, but still mad. Once the escapade of fun was over, the ghouls got to work on interrogating or fellow Eds...
"So, what do you guys do when you have sleepovers," Draculuara asked. If the Eds spill some secrets about their get togethers, then Draculaura will have a reason to bug Clawd about what they do for their guys night out.
"Well, we stay out of each other's way and have fun...," Double D began, but Eddy finished up with past experiences of sleepovers, especially at Eds house.
"...while also keeping an eye on monobrow here since he sleep walks," Eddy pointed out, while Ghoulia was taming Ed like a pet complete with tricks and commands in the background.
"Ed sleepwalks? Now I've heard everything," Clawdeen commented with a smirk, but the Eds had to explain how serious this is.
"It gets worst, Clawdeen. He only sleepwalks when he's hungry and our friend over there was able to eat out of every fridge within 5 block radius of his bed," Double D explained which the ghouls mouths go wide in shock.
"Ghoulia, remind me to have the guards patrol the kitchens, so we don't have any unexpected visits from the over-eating peasant over there," Cleo ordered in posh manner to her zombie "servant."
"Uhhh...," the zombie moaned as she rolled her eyes with a mock salute.
"Anyway, it's getting late. I bet you guys need a shower...and don't worry about a change of clothes. I will provide you with three with some normie clothing," Cleo said with a smile as the Eds just looked at each other.
...Later That Night...3:00 a.m...
Ed, Edd, n Eddy were sleeping in another spare room just down the hall from the ghouls. Double D got a bed and Eddy got a couch while Ed got a bed all to himself.
Cleo was good on her word and provided the Eds with clothing. However, she forgot to mention was the part that the clothing was normie servant wear.
Eddy looked like the Egyptian traveler he wore back when he gave the tour of the of their impression of a mummy's tomb (from "Postcards From The Ed").
Double D took the long, white Egyptian dress with gold and light blue trimmings. However, it never occurred to him that it was a female dress.
And Ed was wearing all the assorted pieces of a pharaoh from it's headdress, goatee, armbands, sandles, etc.
Then, the most predictable, yet unpredictable thing happens...
Ed unconsciously tilts up from his pillow and smacks his lips. His eyes are completely shut, but his mouth is barely open to hear partial moaning. Ed silently gets out of bed and walks to the door and manages to open it, leave the room and close it without waking the others up as he slowly walks down the hall like a possessed Frankenstein.
...Soon...3:24 A.M...
Double D tosses and turns on his pillow. Something was making the smartest of the Eds uncomfortable and then out of instinct, he jolts up from his pillow with a scared look on his face.
"Ah. It was only dream," Double D chimed with a smile.
"Go back to sleep, sockhead," Eddy muttered as he hates waking up early and rolled over onto his opposing side to get comfortable.
"Seriously, Eddy. I was recalling the time when Ed went sleep walking through the cul-de-sac again," Double D said with worry as mere thought was giving him the jitters.
"But we're not at the cul-de-sac. We're in a mummy's tomb," he corrected as he woke up, slightly irritated.
"I know, but I-," Double D began, and took notice he barely heard Ed's usual snoring and then when he adjusted his eyes, he mentally freaked out. "Curse my karma."
"What now," Eddy said as he laid down again, plopping his head onto his pillow.
"Uh...Eddy? Where's Ed," Double D asked, hoping that Ed just went into the neighboring bathroom across the hall.
"Ed's right there...on the bed...," Eddy answered, slowly realizing that he was possibly incorrect and the look on Double D's face could only increase his anxiety.
"Lemme guess...Ed's not in his bed, is he," Eddy grumbled with a frown as Double D slightly nodded his head.
"...And he's probably sleepwalking again...," Eddy added as he maintained being a statue in a upright position.
"...And we better go grab him before those guards spot him or those monster girls wake up and get the wrong idea that may lead us to getting kicked out of here, if not banned from future parties,"
"Then, what are we waiting for? Let's get him," Eddy said as he hopped out of bed and threw on the clothes that the Cleo provided for them with Double D following suit.
"Great. Here we go again," Double D chimed in as they raced down the hallway.
...3:33 A.M...Nefera's Room...
Nefera was sound asleep on the other side of the tomb with nothing but herself and her room of expensive things around her that described her and her ego. Even more so as you could see a statue of herself in the corner.
But more to the point, the elder De' Nile sister was sleeping with a light green, face mask on her face to maintain her ever so flawless skin tone with two cucumber pieces on each eye. She was so sound asleep and snoring just mildly loud enough for Ed to slightly come into her room, with barely a moan from his breath.
Of course, Nefera heard Ed's gruff moan and slowly lifted one of the cucumbers from her eyes. To her, Ed's headress and silhoutted body caused by the darkness of room made Nefera believe that Ed was one of her patrolling servants, who instinctively came in to check in her.
"...Excuse me, guard...," she asked in a half-sleep state as she turned over to show her back to the unconscious Ed.
"I feel an itch on my back. Could you scratch it, please," she asked gingerly as Ed slowly bent down and rubbed his exposed right hand up and down Nefera's back for a few seconds before retracting his hands. The sensation was enough to make Nefera sigh in relief as a small smile creep onto her face.
"Thanks," she said as she turned back over and made herself comfortable again. But before Ed could leave the room, he smelled the exposed the cucumber pieces and slowly, but gently took the piece off of Nefera's right eye without waking her up.
Ed immediately flicked the pickle piece into his mouth and swallowed it whole as he quickly turned on his heels and walked out the same door he came in. Despite the minor detour, neither one of them would remember this encounter.
...Soon...On A Nearby Banister...
The other Eds got dressed in their respective clothes and were walking down the hallway until something catches Eddy's eye.
"There he is I see him," Eddy chimed in from a banister that overlook a lower hallway that Ed was sleeping walking down into the next corridor with his Egypian clothing on.
"Great, how are we going to get him this time, Eddy," Double D asked as if Eddy has another hair-brained idea that could get all three of them hurt yet again.
"Easy, we just need to lead him to the kitchen and he'll feast on all the food that the De' Niles have in there refridgerator and go to sleep. Just like before," Eddy suggested which made Double D raise an eyebrow.
"Sound plan, Eddy. But how do you plan on finding the kitchen in this maze? A mummy's tomb is designed to be a maze with shifting passageways. We'll be old men in grey before we find a way out, nevertheless, the kitchen," Double D explained which made Eddy growl a bit at that loop hole.
"Well, you just leave that too me," Eddy said with a smirk.
"Excuse me, sir," Double D asked nicely as the huge monster guard dog turned around with mad look on it's face.
"What do you normies want? Are you tresspassing," he quickly assumed as he was ready to alert everyone of the intruders.
"Of course not, sir. We're...uhm...we...," Double D said nervously with a smile.
"We're just lost because it's our first night here and we want to prepare breakfast for Ms. Cleo and we don't know were the kitchen is. Do you know where it," Eddy said calmly.
"Yeah. Just go down this hallway, hang a right, go down to flight of stairs and hang a left, then it should be the first room on your right," he said as the Eds were slightly confused. This WAS a maze.
"Thanks I guess," Eddy said as he ushered Double D to continue onward.
Once they got to the kitchen, the Ed duo went straight to work to capture their sleepwalking friend. Eddy went off with the bait to bring Ed back, while Double D prepared a trap for the big lug.
Eddy lead the still sleeping walking Ed over to Double D, in which, Double D hit a remote button and a folding bed came out of the sofa. Ed still sleepwalking didn't notice the obstacle in front of him and fell on it, immediately making himself comfortable as he started snoring.
"We got him," Eddy deduced as he wiped some sweat from his head and plopped himself on a nearby sofa.
"Oh, dear. The sun is already coming up?! That means we've been chasing Ed all night," Double D said worriedly as he took a look at the skylight, noticing the sky was slowly getting brighter.
"Yeah, but check out this kitchen. I bet I could make a serious omelet with these tools," Eddy said with a grin as he slowly stood up.
"Come now, Eddy. Just like last time when you messed up Rolf's kitchen when we stayed at his house," Double D reminded his friend about the last time he cooked anything and made a mess.
"It was a work in progress, sockhead. Besides, I've been practicing with my mom. Just let the master do his work while you be a good boy and fetch the paper," Eddy suggested.
"Ha...ha...ha. Your sarcasm and metaphors never cease to amaze...if they weren't so hurtful," Double D grumbled at that verbal jabbed as he remember where the front door was when he and Eddy were chasing Ed before coming to the kitchen.
...A Few Hours Later...
"*Yawn* Well, I slept well," Cleo announced as the first one up.
"Yeah, me too," Clawdeen agreed as she stretch out her back.
"Hey Ghoulia. Go fetch the Eds to see if their awake yet," Cleo ordered as Ghoulia slipped on her slippers and went out the bedroom door.
"So, what were you ghouls dreaming about last night," Clawdeen asked as she stretched her arms while eyeing the ghouls with interest. Frankie looked a bit nervous while Spectra was rubbing her index fingers in a shy manner.
"Well, mine was with Double D as he was taking me on a date to a spectacular amusement park with us going up on the Scaris wheel, eating rotten (cotton) candy and winning stuffed animals after playing both games. *Sigh* So romantic," Frankie chimed with dreamy look as the ghouls only "Woooo" in support.
"Mine was when Double D was giving me the interview of my afterlife. With the info he gave me, I'll be able to keep my blog alive for the next generation," Sepctra said with happiness.
"Mine was Deuce was giving me the massage of a lifetime," Cleo said with a daydream expression. Her boofriend massaging her back on a beautiful, hot summer day on the beach as she laid topless on her towel, underneath a De' Nile umbrella. The sensation of Deuce's hand rubbing her flawless skin back and forth was giving her goosebumps and sending a feeling of pleasure up her spine as he told his ghoul to rollover so he could do her chest.
Apparently, she was so caught up in her dream that she actually was hugging Ghoulia, who apparently came into the door after Cleo lost her mind.
"Uhhh," Ghoulia moaned with a worried look on her face which made Cleo come out of daydream in shock. Ghoulia was about to ask the mummy about what she was doing by hugging her, but decided against it and stayed on task.
"What is it, Ghoulia," Frankie asked as Cleo immediately leg go of the zombie while some of her friends were giving her funny smirks.
"Uhhh," the zombie said again.
"The Eds are missing from the room," Spectra repeated as she phased through the far wall in the direction of the guest room that the Eds were staying in. Less than a minute later, Spectra returned. "The Eds are missing from the room," Spectra repeated with sad face as Clawdeen calmed the ghost girl down.
"They must've got lost trying to find the bathroom for Ed last night," Clawdeen said with giggle as the ghouls silently agreed.
"Come on, we better go find them," Draculaura suggested as everyone followed after the vampire.
...Soon...
"Man, where could they be," Cleo asked as the group of ghouls have already checked the whole floor full of rooms, but couldn't find one place that wasn't messy or out of shape that the Eds have already visited.
"It is a BIG tomb, Cleo. Haven't you ever thought of putting a map in this place for any normies who might get lost," Clawdeen chimed in.
"I just hope we find them before something bad happens," Spectra said with a worry face.
"CLEO," shouted a voice that echoed through the whole tomb.
"Too late for that Spectra," Clawdeen said back.
"Oh, no. It's my sister again," Cleo grumbled in annoyance.
"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WE HAD NEW SERVANTS," Nefera shouted, stunning the ghouls briefly.
"New servants," Frankie asked as they all raced to Nefera's voice of origin. When they got to kitchen area, the saw multiple plates with similar yellow substances with different color pieces on them.
"You short one: bring another one of your...omelets, as you call them," Nefera ordered as Eddy grumbled at being ordered around as he went to get another plate.
"And you smart one: fan me until I say, "STOP," Nefera ordered as Double D got to work fanning her majesty with a strong wind until his arms break.
"Curse my chivalrous ways. I'm just glad mother and father don't see this," Double D said with uninterested look on his face for being servant to higher class.
"And you stupid one: massage my back with lotion," Nefera stated with a snap of her fingers to Ed as she pointed to her back and laid down as Ed applied his hands with the skin lotion.
"Clammy," Ed said randomly as he got to work applying the oil to the Nefera's back.
"Nefera, what are you doing," Cleo demanded as she saw her sister putting the three Eds to work as her servants to every one of her beck and calls. Not to mention, someone is rubbing lotion on her like Deuce was doing in her dream.
"What does it look like? I'm putting these new servants to work," Nefera said with a snobbish attitude.
"Ah. That's it, right there," the elder sibling said as Ed continued to massage his hands up and down her back with lotion.
"You have such nice, firm hands. Reminds me of that guard last night," she complemented as she ate some more of Eddy's omelot.
"Ed can't handle too much beauty, guys," Ed said with a whimpering face. His experience with Kankers have yielded traumatic experience with the female nature. However, given that Nefera is a mummy and is not trying to throw herself at the Eds, being her servant is something the Eds CAN handle, especially after Sarah and Jimmy's idea for rich people only awhile back (from "Stiff Upper Ed").
"Well, you Eds seem to be making my sister comfortable. So I guess we'll leave you guys to it," Cleo said as the ghouls felt sorry for leaving the Eds like this, but at least, it will keep Nefera distracted for awhile.
"Save us," Ed said with a begging tone to the group of ghouls nearby, who weren't paying attention to them.
"Now which one of you boys want to prepare a bath for me. If it's done right, I'll let the winner wash my back," Nefera asked which made all three Eds look silently at each other.
The only answer she got was the three sprints going off at once, heading for the front door. Then, three separate slams came from the front of the tomb. When the ghouls checked what made those sounds, they saw three different holes outlined in the shape of each Ed facing away from them as if they were running away.
"Good job, Nefera. Now you just scared off three more servants," Clawdeen said with a smirk as Cleo could only giggle. Her sister's personality is what makes all normies run for the hills.
"Hmph. Don't worry, we're rich. We can simply hire new ones," Nefera said back as she got a towel and headed back towards her room.
"Hey, ghouls. Who fixed breakfast," Draculaura asked as she got the plate that had Eddy's omelet on it.
"I don't know. But I have a good idea who," Clawdeen said as the others silently agreed. Cleo took a plate as well and immediately took a liking to it.
"Those Eds will never cease to amaze," Cleo said with a smirk.
Sorry, it took so long. I needed some inspiration. Let me know if this worked out. Also, I'm thinking of another Monster High Crossover, but its still in the Brainstorming phase.
Until next time.