Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and I don't own Teletubbies

Authors Note: I know that everyone is so glad that I am updating again. By almost unanimous decision, I am going to torture Edward some more.

After staying up for several hours with nothing but bridal magazines and a seating chart to keep me company I walked down the stairs towards the kitchen when a yell echoed through the house. In an instant it was followed by a booming laughter.

"EMMETT CULLEN!!!"

"I'm innocent, I swear!"

Alice danced merrily out of the living room and then up the stairs. While I was curious about what had happened I was also wary. It seemed that whenever there was a prank at the Cullen household, I ended caught up in the middle so this time I wisely watched and listened.

"Oh Emmett," she sang sweetly. "You should know something about school on Monday. It's very important and I thought that you should know before we went."

"What did you do Alice?"

"Me, nothing. However Jasper and Edward on the other hand might have possible decided that a little bit of revenge was in order for that stunt you pulled the other week."

Emmett appeared from behind a door and stuck his head out. "What stunt?"

Edward was looking on with distaste and disbelief from the door of his room. "Oh I don't know. It could have been the time when you rigged silly string to spray all over Bella when she opened her locker, or when you gave Jasper's clothes to the girls in gym so he only had a towel. Oh or when you posted an ad in the school newspaper that said I was giving out free hugs to anyone who asked for a week in order to boost school spirit."

Emmett smiled and then looked off. "That was one of the best stunts that I have ever pulled."

Looking on with distaste, Edward grimaced. "I'm sure."

Esme was walking down the hall, but when she saw us, there she stopped. "Why are you all acting suspicious?"

"We're not acting suspicious mommy." Emmett attempted to look innocent and instead came off as owlish.

"Emmett what did you do?"

"Nothing."

"Let me rephrase the question. Emmett what are you planning on doing?"

"Nothing," and then he quietly added, "Today." He walked back into his room and then came back out holding a piece of paper. "I was just going to give Edward my speech."

Edward who was leaning against the wall stood up. "You finished it already?"

"I have been working very hard on it." Walking over to Emmett Edward took the sheet of paper from him, and scanned it. As he got further and further down the page his eyes narrowed, his lips thinned and his grip on the paper increased. "I'll have you know that I worked very hard on this. I put time and effort into it." At my look he amended, "Well effort anyway." By the time that Edward had reached the bottom, I was sure that Emmett was dead. Sure enough, Edward looked up at Emmett. When he met Emmett eyes, he took off and Edward followed close behind.

When Edward had run off, he had dropped the paper. Walking from my place by the wall, I picked it up to read it. After scanning the first few lines, my face heated up and I knew that I was blushing furiously. Alice danced over to me, curious as to what the paper said.

"Emmett would make a very good script writer."

"Really. He never gave that impression to anyone else." She glanced over me shoulder and started reading. "Oh." I was sure that if she could, even she would be blushing. "He is very…creative." This time it sounded like she was laughing.

From the woods, a girlish scream echoed. Alice looked sad at the sound, but accepting.

"There goes Mondays plan."

"What was the plan?"

"I can't tell you."

"Why?"

"Because Edward and Jasper wouldn't tell me the entire plan."

"Can't you see the future?"

"They wouldn't make up their minds so it kept on changing. All I know is that something was going to happen." She pouted and then smiled. "They had some really good ideas though. Maybe now they will use one of the other plans."

"LET ME OUT!"

Esme looked out the window worriedly. "Where is Emmett?"

"Locked in a cage, hanging from a tree."

Carlisle walked up the stairs and looked around. "Why are we all standing in the stairway?"

"Edward and Jasper were planning on a great trick that they wouldn't tell me about, or make up their minds. Then Emmett wrote a porn script as the best man speech, Edward read it and chased him out of the tree in a cage. Overall we have had a very productive day." I spent a moment thinking over that and then decided that it made sense. Alice really should learn how to breathe while speaking even if she does not need to.

"All that in one day and underwear wasn't even involved. I'm pleasantly surprised."

An arm curled around my waist and I would have jumped out of my skin except the arm turned out to be Edward and he held me down. "You spoke to soon. Currently Emmett is sitting in a cage with nothing on except for his underwear. I brought pictures for the human." I thumped him on the arm and he even had the thought to look as if it hurt him.

"That wouldn't be a problem if you had changed me a long time ago."

"Well that won't be a problem much longer, will it?" He grinned and then said, "You should be thanking me. We could have run to see Emmett and we all know how much you like that."

I sighed but nodded. "Thank you oh wonderful Edward. I worship the ground you walk on."

"I am going to ignore the sarcasm and take the gratitude."

"Take what you will from it."

"I am."

"Shut up."

"Make me." I leaned up and kissed him.

"Ta-da."

"Well I got a free kiss out of the deal. Personally I think that I got the better half of the deal."

"Shut up."

Alice looked over my shoulder again. "Oh look she's going to kiss him again."

Edward hung his head. "Alice."

Carlisle cleared his throat and looked at Edward. "Perhaps you should go and let Emmett out of the cage." Blinking he looked confused for a moment and then said, "I never thought that I would ever say that."

"As a vampire you get all sorts of opportunities normal people don't get Carlisle."

"Isn't it time for you to go to bed Bella."

I glanced at my watch and then away. After a moment, I looked back down at my watch. "It's two o'clock in the morning."

"Time for Bella bye-bye. Time for Bella bye-bye."

"I am going to ignore the fact that that sounded like the Telletubbies and go to bed."

"Good night Bella."

"Night guys." I went to Edwards's room and laid down on the bed that he had gotten. Even though it was late, I could not sleep. Edward came in a moment later and lay down next to me.

"Edward do you know what just occurred to me."

"What?"

"I am going to marry you, move out of my dads house, and move in with your parents."

"And."

"I find that odd."

"Go to bed Bella."

"Fine."

"Don't be like that Bella."

"Like what?"

"As if you were upset at me."

"I am."

"Well don't be."

"Grrr."

"Don't growl at me."

"You growl at me."

"I am more intimidating."

"What is your point?"

"That you shouldn't do it because you aren't good at it." I was offended but not really.

"Fine then, I won't….until I have practiced then we will see who is better at growling."

"I love you Bella." Sighing I snuggled into his side.

"I love you too Edward."

AN2: I was writing this and noticed that my writing style has changed, and look there is less humor. Sorry people but there wasn't much hilarity that I could think of. Any thoughts on a good scene, and tell me. This chapter was a lot longer then usual so enjoy it , savor it, hope that I remember to update. I fulfilled my promise though, and go this up before December. Hope that everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Please review guys. It gives me incentive to update.

-passionfornight