Disclaimer: If it's taken this long to realize I DON'T OWN THIS, then I would recommend checking the author's name on Twilight. It says Stephanie Meyer, not awesomeness33.
Edward Fails To Focus On Blue
Well, I love Bella... I mean blue...
Blue goes so well with Bella's pale, beautiful skin, and... OMBC! That stands for Oh My Bella Cullen!* angsts * Why did you let me let you let me make you let me let you make me let you make me make you make me do this to you? NOOOO!
(Edward is slapped in the face by Jacob)
* angst break over*
So... yes, I love Bella. I mean blue.
(Edward is slapped in the face by everybody else)
A/N- Thank you so much to PurplePrincess77, who helped me write this chapter!
