A/N: hy subjektz! me sory 4 beein lleyt vut i hadd no tym 2 ryt syns i waz at intelihence n skoole cobtestz cuz mee iz so smarte. eneeway hitsugya finalee appeerz! mi sow ekxcitedd! hez myne so iv u laik heem stopp cuz im nott sharrin him!
hituhaya: hooz gona eexplayn watz goin on?!
he saww krstall n feld buterflyz in stomak. hadd nevr sean such beeuty n strengt in hiz lyf. hee wuz impresd.
jitsugaya *fleertily*: wowie. n hwo r u?
jeyztal *shylee*: hi im krystel nys 2 meetchu imm da1 hoo kild da holloe
hisugaya: u muste b supah stronk perheps az sstrong ad me. *turnz 2 parends* thyrd seetz y u heer?
jeyztalle: u kno mah mum n ded?!
blaizze: koorime-san n koorime-san r tird sears in de 10th divizion. souru societie nowe haz 2 thitd seatd n lyutenantz 4 eech divijion cuz so manee shynyjammy r bee-cummin powahfull n deserv betr rankz
hytsugaya: kryztelle seens ur 1 ov da strongezt ppl ive mett i dereby declayr u mi sekond lieutnant
jeyztak: datz suche luvly ov u thx i humblie akcept n i wil loyalee serv u mah taicho (japnees kaptain)
nlayze: omg im heppy 4u now all weve 2 doo iz ofishialyze itt in seretei
parentz: weell stey ine kurakura wiz twinz u 3 go
jeyztall: areegatoh muum n dead
te tryo teleportid 2 soul sosietie. howevah wen dey arivd dey wer faysd vy uunexcpted ting.
evry1 in seireietei wus… FROZEND!
i waz planin 2 stope da chaptah hereh 4 clyfhangr buut i tooke lotz 2 updayt n went hyatus 4 leik 2 yearz nd da chappyz vry shorte so ill continyu
vlayzze: we muste anfrowzen dem! mae sumi no shirayuki
hr zanpakyto iz sumi no shirayuky n itz laik sode no shirayuki but itz a fyre wepon so noow itz powez r fyr n npt ice cuz datz mah elment.
sumy no shireyuki defroztid tha 4th diveejeon 1st cuz dey kan heel n evry wow playah knowz wee nead dem all da tiem. den thy deed datt 2 10th and 9th divizionz cauz cryztal iz in 10th n nlaze got moovd ftom 13th 2 9th.
hytzugaya: wut hapend?
unohana: wee dint reemembah sorey
krystelle seez a parmezan sanwich on tha grounde nd grebz it.
hanatarou: wut r u doin?
crydtal: i speak parmesan
hytzugya: howe ken u b shure itll worke?
lrydtal *singz*: beleev my dice itsumo
parmezane: AIZEN ATAKCD DEM! (GASPP!1!) i duno y tho
sumwer in da roome der wz 1 othar sandwitch wiyh… nott permezan it hed brie cheez.
blayxe: dat waz yusfull but da nekst 1 iz bree cheeze
lryztal: itz okey i speek brie to
bree chiz: ayzen atakd cuz HEZ LUUKIN 4 KRYDTELL ANDE BLAYZZE! (OMAHGAWD PLOTH TWEEST!)
ery1z shoked i meen dey didnd eevn kno bout kryztak b4 ore deed dey?
1 bleck howl opuned een le sora (jp skie). drom eet emrged…. AISEN N DA ARRANCARZ ULQUIORRA N GRIMMJOW!
yamamoto: wat doo u wante?!/1/1/1!/1?1!?/
aiden: gib mee krstalle end vlayze orr ull dye
jitzuhaya and ichigo: u wil nevah ged dem!
jryztele n blaix: it fyne we wil cum wiz u iff u donut hurte ne1. *to de bois wit undastandin smylz n eyez* we wil b alryt sory 4 havin 2 goe
nd so da paire left widh orochimaru i meen aixen.
A/N: OMG NOEZ NAU DA BIGG BADD HAZ DEM! WAT WIL OCUR 2 OWR PROTAGONIZTZ?!/!/!?/1?!1/1/11/!?/11?!1?!