Chapter 8:

In this chapter, tony and john do the thing. GO.

"Wow that was hard!" said Tony (Link). "I agree!" said John (John). Xbox One said "You guys are pansies." said Xbox (One). suddenly it just so happens that today was russia's thirteenth birthday so THEY ATTACKD.! XD

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Russia was being attacked. So they attacked. Russia. Russia. Dehumanize yourself and face the bloodshed. John walked down a long dark hallway. As he progressed through this humongous chamber made of brick and tears, the darkness grew. His feeling of uncertainty also grew. John felt alone, but at the same time feared he was not. Going through the bricked hell, stepping on more and more bones, he could start to hear screaming. Something was strange. It felt like the air itself was...different. John's heart increased and so did his pace. His walk turned into a jog. It turned into a fast run. The walls got slimier and John got sweatier. So then russia summoned the amazing Doc Sratch. He used his god powers to transpot infrom of tony. poor tony. looks like he is tony. he is. poor tom cruise.

Doc then casted a ball of litning. Oh no. It hit Xbox One. Fuck. Xbox one was on his death bed. everyone he knew came to him. he made out with some of his girlfrends. which was alot. his final words were "just like the soul society, i am ready". then he became a soul reaper from bleach. Russia called in their entire army and also all the other armies in their warsaw pact. because of the psychological effects of war, russia was in bad shape. it looked funny now. john put on his spiderman costum. but he climbed up the bulding naked. john then shot webs the webs were good the webs the webs they are everywhere the webs and blood oh god help john is a faggot. tatl got hit by doc scat and died. what a dick. so rose disiced to kill him. she used her witch. it was super powerful doc scrat died then lord english showed up. she was really upset and summond a mouth laser than hit tomny. tokny hasd l t he mi. ror wssh eld agfnd deuy flec ted iuyo t. k illli ng l orkd englis h AN D th e pre sidehnt of rus sia. the dlay was sa th a n ks to j gg be rt a nd linzk .

but wait! the moon fell. we all used our ocarinas and went back in time to stop the time. but wait! their's more. when we went black it turned out it was back. shuk. Quartz is the second most abundant mineral in the Earth's continental crust, after feldspar. It is made up of a continuous framework of SiO4 silicon–oxygen tetrahedra, with each oxygen being shared between two tetrahedra, giving an overall formula SIO2. There are many different varieties of quartz, several of which are semi-precious gemstones. Especially in Europe and the Middle East, varieties of quartz have been since antiquity the most commonly used minerals in the making of jewelry and hardstone carvings. then troy was in trouble. he had to use find navi. so he wandered the forest. he wandered it hard and long. johnny bravo. good job tony. then she found my oringal charter vackshnoffhinhosen and hus brotha facksnoffelhosen. wow. they were great. piloted giant robots. size of galaxy. two of them. all of them. buddah. its like if crash bandicoot got the zora mask. wow. also they got the zora mask. wow. fanfic great. russia is back. they have to stop russi. but how? with the giant mask. they still had to get thegoron mask tho. so they got it. then they fought russia and vackshnoffiinhosne was heroically sactificing himselves. mr. man oh no. i'll cut you. watch out for that spider. spider bite ya. spider bite hurt. suddenly xbox one said he was in toruble. the russian was taking over his termina. they were working with dr eggman.. he made the giant robo. METAL SOINC.f xbox one defeated him. xbox one got the bunny hood. so did john. tonynk hot navi. wow. good. happy mask salesman. Been in England for Netherland. but but ut. hut hut hut hut hut hut. haha. john drowned. he died. he did? congratulation.

Chapter 9:

Harry Potter.

Russia is still metal sonic. luckily ed edd n eddy stopped russia from taking over tima. THE BLOODSHED WAS SPREADING. TRANSCEND HUMANITY AND EMBRACE THE VIOLENCE. あなた自身の人間性を奪うと流血に直面しています。彼はあなたの主である。. ED EDD IN EDDY USE ALL THEIR POWERS COMBIND TO SUMON the midnite creww. they all stabed everyone1 in russia. too bad everyone died. so xbox one said "hey let's go eat some spaghetti". and then they played shuffleboard. john lost. dicks.

john is peter griffin. tony is lois. rose is meg. xbox one is brian. the scene startrs with john reading the newspaper suddenly tony walked in and told him he wants the sex because he has a small penis so haha then he went and unlcokd the trap door and rose fell in and died what a bitch family guy is m favorite animedted show it is so good and also xbox one showed up so he went to said he was found a ticket to disneyworld. so then john goesfdfdfdhdlhkrtjhrdkgud89gryte8ehgeysorsiytsretr ehtihrseth5g43798hyenurtrht7beu7jrgtbe4h7y4e7y4e6t 4bj6e8yhybuthiyeubgt5ieohtghr disnneurworld and he fmet micky mofdhusep and ktricked ehim in tphe nutsbn bhecause i doin't liyke wmickay or' ;dolnald andeffdbs pgoofgdfdsy sdo thhen rusmmggmgsmia

hey kids. dante hear. from devil may cry. tell you to brush teeth.