Diary, I have complaints today.
I hate girls. I hate them so much. They all look at my parents like their some kind of candy for them to nom on. I hate it so much! They're not allowed to stare at Papa's ass and giggle and they're not allowed to do it with Mama! AHHHH!
I had some friends over and someone managed to break the table in our dining room, so Papa had to come in and fix it. Of course, being Papa, he shows up out of the garage shirtless and sweaty and all the girls in the living room get up to watch him fix the table while I'm stuck awkwardly sitting on the couch. What gets me the most is that Mama joins the girls and giggles with them, admiring Papa and saying things like how he has an awesome ass. Mama. Why? WHY?! I don't want you doing that with my friends!
What was worse was that when I went to tutoring later that day, I heard some awkward moans coming from Eduard's room and found him and Natalia naked on the bed. I might have screamed, I might have stood there gaping, and I might have run in to beat them up, but instead I ran home crying to Mama…who was still admiring Papa's ass with the other girls. So, I ran upstairs and died.
FORMATTING ISSUES! CHAPTER ISSUES! I'M FIXING THOSE AS WE SPEAK! I HAVE MORE IDEAS FOR CHAPTERS BUT THEY COME EARLIER IN OMI'S LIFE, SO I'M GOING TO FIX THEM RIGHT NOW! NOW! DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FRIENDS!
If you have any ideas for what Omi should write about next, feel free to tell me. You can just review or PM me. :D
Inaccuracies in translations? TELL ME! PLEASE, TELL ME! This is important! It's f***ing bold, that means it's super importante!
Questions? Leave me a comment and I'll answer for you! Subscribe or favorite if you enjoyed? I'd appreciate it. c:
Lots of Love! (Because I love my readers!:)
~Master Boss~