Here we are with another chapter of TSBLPHM, I found out what the problem was the last two chapters. I had to wait 30 minutes until it was completely ready. So that last message, just ignore it. Okay, let's continue.
In the woods
The three kids and were riding on a horse they just imagined, while SpongeBob walks.
Clyde: Are you sure you know where we're going Lincoln?
Ronnie Anne: Yeah I think we're lost.
Lincoln: Well I know this place looks familiar. There should be a sign somewhere.
The horse nays.
Ronnie Anne: Easy Agnes.
Lincoln: (Looks and sees SpongeBob is gone) Guys where's SpongeBob?
Ronnie Anne: He was here a second ago.
Clyde: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Lincoln: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Ronnie Anne: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Lincoln, and Clyde: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Ronnie Anne: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Lincoln: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Clyde: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne: (Calling out) SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: (Near a tree) Over here! And look what I found! (Moves the branches revealing a sign, Points right) It's that way.
They see a path going through more trees.
Ronnie Anne: Are you sure SpongeBob? Doesn't look like anything's there.
SpongeBob: I'm sure Ronnie Anne like a 10 ton sack of Krabby Patties.
They press on through the trees and at the end of the woods they see a house around a beautiful garden. The 4 were so amazed by it.
Clyde: Wow. This is so beautiful.
Lincoln: Yeah it is.
Ronnie Anne: I wish my house had a garden like this.
SpongeBob: This must be the place.
Lincoln: Yep. This is it. We've reached our destination.
The three got off Agnes and the four walked up to the house where a women was tending to birds.
Mildred Goldfinch: Look sharp Hobart. We have visitors. (To the kids) Hello. (To Lincoln) I remember you. You're my friend Rita's son Lincoln. Good to see you Lincoln.
Lincoln: Good to see you Mrs.G (Points to Clyde and Ronnie Anne) These are my friends. Clyde McBride...
Mrs. Goldfinch: Hello Clyde.
Clyde: Please to meet you ma'am.
Lincoln: And Ronnie Anne Santiago.
Mrs. Goldfinch: Pleasure to meet you Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne: Ditto Mrs. Goldfinch.
Lincoln: (Points to SpongeBob) And this is our special friend...
Mrs. Goldfinch: Oh don't tell me. A yellow and brown canary.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) Nope.
Lincoln, Clyde and Ronnie laughed.
Clyde: Actually Mrs. Goldfinch. Um... This is SpongeBob SquarePants.
Ronnie Anne: A sponge from down under the sea.
Lincoln: The four of us are here because we have a question about an egg.
He shows her the egg.
Mrs. Goldfinch: (Takes the egg) Youch. I'd hate to be the bird who laid that egg.
Lincoln: We found it back at my house.
Mrs. Goldfinch: (looks over the egg) I'm not sure what kind of egg this is. We'll have to take it inside my house to check it out. (Blows a bird whistle)
SpongeBob: Wow! (Laughing)
Then a mechanical bird hits a button and the fountain activates bringing down an elevator.
Clyde: Wow. Now that's some elevator.
SpongeBob: Amazing.
Ronnie Anne: You have such an amazing house Mrs.G.
Mrs. Goldfinch: Thank you dear.
Clyde: So where do all the birds come from?
Lincoln: Mrs. Goldfinch brings in birds from around the world who are sick.
Mrs. Goldfinch: And once I help them get better, most of them want to stay. (Opens the door) I tell you I buy bird seed by the barrel.
Parrot: Bawk! Bird seed by the barrel.
Then a truck pulls up.
Man: How you doing today Mrs. Goldfinch?!
Mrs. Goldfinch: Hey Mr. Maillot! (To the kids) He owns bird seed by the barrel. He's making his weekly deliveries.
Lincoln: Ah.
SpongeBob: I see.
They ascend into the house.
Back at the Loud House
Lori was texting and was about to call a sibling meeting. She walked up to Lincoln's room.
Lori: Hey twerp! You're late for our meeting! (Get no response) Lincoln?! (Still no response) I'm coming in! (Opens the door and see's he's not there) Hm? (To Leni) Leni where's Lincoln?
Leni: Isn't he still outside with Sponge...
Lori: (Covers Leni's mouth) Do not mention that name.
Lucy: (Behind them) You mean SpongeBob?
Lori and Leni: (Jumpscared) Ah!
Lori: And you said it.
Luna: What are we waiting for dudes?
Lori: Lincoln is late?
Lola: (Shouts) LINCOLN COME ON! YOU KNOW WE HATE WAITING!
Lori: He's not there.
Luan: Where else could be?
Then the Parents came up.
Rita: Sorry girls. But Lincoln, Clyde and Ronnie Anne went to go see my old friend Mrs. Goldfinch.
Lana: The bird woman?
Lynn: What did they go see her for?
Lynn Sr.: They said that they found some huge egg in the backyard.
Lynn: An egg?
Lisa: What kind of egg?
Luan: Is that some kind of Yolk? (Laughs) Get it?
Lynn Sr.: Good one. But I don't know.
Lisa: I hypothesize that they're figment sponge accompanied them.
Lucy: In English Lisa.
Lisa: (Groans) I guess that SpongeBob guy is with them.
Rita: Girls, will you please stop it with the SpongeBob. That's all we're hearing from you.
Lori: Yeah it's literally because he's come to life. And we still find it hard to believe.
Lynn Sr.: (Groans) Alright enough. Like we said, they went to go see Mrs. Goldfinch.
Rita: If they're still there you just might catch em.
Luna: Well what are waiting for dudes? Let's go.
The sister left the house. When they got outside, Lori bumped into Bobby.
Bobby Santiago: Hey babe.
Lori: (Blush's) Oh. Hi Boo Boo Bear.
Bobby: What's the rush? And Where's Ronnie Anne?
Lana: She, Lincoln, Clyde and SpongeBob went to an old friend of our mom's house.
Lola: Something about some sort of egg they found.
Bobby: (Confused) Wait, did you just say SpongeBob? As in SpongeBob SquarePants?
Lori: Literally hard to believe but yes. Lincoln won a plush SpongeBob during our vacation and it came to life.
Bobby: Wow cool. So you're going to see an old family friend? Mind if join you?
Lori: (Gasps in excitement) Yes.
Lynn: Well let's go already. I'm ready to punch Lincoln.
Luna: (Slaps Lynn on the back of the head) No you're not.
Lynn: OW!
Leni: Come on guys. If Lincoln's like still there we might catch up.
They all get in Vanzilla and drive away from the Loud House.
Back at Mrs. Goldfinch's
The 3 kids, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch exit the elevator and the 4 are amazed on how the inside looks.
SpongeBob: Everything in here is so pretty and colorful.
Ronnie Anne: Lincoln, have you ever been in her house before?
Lincoln: No. Never in my life.
Clyde: Look at all of these books.
Mrs. Goldfinch: This is my Library. (Points to egg shells) And this is my collection of empty egg shells. Everything from Humming birds to Ostriches.
SpongeBob: Well Egg-celent.
He and the kids laugh.
Music Starts, Who's inside it
Lincoln: Good one SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Thanks. (Laughing) Well if we want to find out, we've certainly come to the right place. Haven't we?
Clyde: Uh huh.
Parrot: (Being rolled away, sneezing) Excuse me.
Lincoln: (Singing) CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S INSIDE THE EGG?! TELL US WHAT IT IS!
Mrs. Goldfinch gets up thinking while the others follow her.
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne and SpongeBob: (Singing) MRS. GOLDFINCH, WHAT'S INSIDE THE EGG?! YOU ARE SUCH A WIZ!
Mrs. Goldfinch: (Startles the 4, causes Lincoln to jump and fling the egg making SpongeBob catch it, Singing) PLEASE DON'T ASK ME I CAN'T EVEN GUESS! (Takes the egg from SpongeBob and looks over it) HEY DON'T DROP IT THEY'LL BE SUCH A MESS!
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne and SpongeBob: WHEN WE FOUND IT WE WE'RE SO IMPRESSED!
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch: (Walking in circles, spinning) AND WE WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE IT! WE CAN'T SEE YOU WHO'S INSIDE IT!
Mrs. Goldfinch: LOOK AROUND YOU! TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne and SpongeBob: MILES AND MILES OF BOOKS!
Mrs. Goldfinch: SOMEWHERE WE ARE SURE TO FIND THE KEY!
Ronnie Anne: WE'RE NO PILE OF SHNUCKS!
SpongeBob puts the egg on a vase.
Lincoln and Clyde: (Passing out books) IT SO GORGUSE, REALLY QUITE A CATCH!
Clyde: AND I WONDER WHEN IT'S GONNA HATCH!
Lincoln: MAYBE LORI AND LOLA MET THEY'RE MATCH! (Talking) What? That'd be great.
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch: (Looking through the books) AND WE WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE IT! WE CAN'T SEE YOU WHO'S INSIDE IT!
Clyde: IT'S SO PRETTY WITH IT'S COLORED RING!
Lincoln: I JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T HAVE A STING!
Ronnie Anne: WHAT IF IT'S A HORRID REPTIAL THING?!
SpongeBob: (Talking) I don't know about that.
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch: AND WE WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE IT! WE CAN'T SEE YOU WHO'S INSIDE IT!
They all look through the books changing poses on the couch.
Lincoln: MAYBE IT'S A BABY CHIMPANZIE?!
Mrs. Goldfinch shakes her head no.
SpongeBob: MAYBE IT'S A YELLOW SPONGE LIKE ME!
Mrs. Goldfinch shakes her head no.
Clyde: (Speaking low) Maybe it's a fluffy little duck!
Mrs. Goldfinch shakes her head no.
Ronnie Anne: SO FAR WE AREN'T HAVING... (Tosses her book to Mrs. Goldfinch) ...ANY LUCK!
They all groan and go to look at more books. The three kids climb the ladders.
Clyde: MAYBE IT'S A COUSIN AFITEAZE!
Ronnie Anne: A TINY HUMMING BIRD!
Lincoln: (Shakes his head) RONNIE YOU ARE SUCH A SILLY TEASE!
Mrs. Goldfinch pushes the ladder Clyde and Lincoln are on and SpongeBob pushes Ronnie Anne.
Mrs. Goldfinch: THIS IS QUITE ABSOURD!
Lincoln: WE ARE SEARCHING EVERY SINGLE PAGE!
Ronnie Anne: MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT IT IN A CAGE!
Clyde: MAYBE THAT MIGHT PUT IT IN A RAGE!
The 3 climb down the ladders and hop on a spinning chair carasel.
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch: AND WE WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE IT! WE CAN'T SEE YOU WHO'S INSIDE IT!
SpongeBob: (Riding on a ladder) DON'T YOU THINK THAT THIS IS LOTS OF FUN?! DREAMS ARE FANCY FREE!
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne: AND I FEEL THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN!
Mrs. Goldfinch: JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!
Lincoln: There's nothing here that we can find!
Ronnie Anne: One more book and I'm going blind!
Clyde: BUT IT SEEMS THAT WE DON'T REALLY MIND!
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch: AND WE WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE IT! WE CAN'T SEE YOU WHO'S INSIDE IT!
Mrs. Goldfinch: (She and the kids sit down) LET'S MAKE SURE WE DON'T RUN OUT OF STEAM!
She and the kids get up and pose.
Mrs. Goldfinch and SpongeBob: WE MUST STICK TOGETHER AS A TEAM! THEN WE KNOW WE'RE SURE TO FIND OUR DREAM!
She, the kids and SpongeBob run around a poll in circles.
Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, SpongeBob and Mrs. Goldfinch: AND WE WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE IT! WE CAN'T SEE YOU WHO'S INSIDE IT!
They go back to the egg and watch it.
Song over
While they watched the egg it started shaking causing them to jump.
Clyde: Wow.
Ronnie Anne: Alright who's playing games now?
Then it shook again.
Lincoln: Did you see what I saw?
SpongeBob: I um...um... I think I saw what you see.
Mrs. Goldfinch: Forget the see saw the egg moved.
Then another color started appearing. Orange.
Everyone: Oh.
Lincoln: Another ring.
SpongeBob: Holy Krabby Patties. It's got another color.
Cylde: (Looks at his watch) I think I've made a discovery, the egg gets a different color ring every half hour. When we found it was 4:30. And now it's 5 o clock.
Ronnie Anne: Hm. (To Mrs. Goldfinch) I guess you don't have that in any of your books. Do you?
Mrs. Goldfinch: No. And we've looked in every single one.
Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Clyde: Dang it.
Everyone looked like they were ready to throw in the towel. Until Lincoln saw another book under a chair leg.
Lincoln: Hey? What's that?
They see the book.
Mrs. Goldfinch: Oh that? I use that to keep the chair in balance. It shakes every so often. I don't know the title of it.
Lincoln: (Picks up the book) Maybe because it doesn't have a title. (Shows them) Check it out.
He give it to Mrs. Goldfinch.
SpongeBob: But there's a picture.
When Mrs. Goldfinch opened it she whistled like a bird in amazement.
Mrs. Goldfinch: It says here that there's a dream maker inside the egg.
Lincoln: A dream maker?
Clyde: Well I guess we were right about something inside wanting to hatch.
Ronnie Anne: So what does a dream maker do?
Mrs. Goldfinch: (Moves her glasses) I don't know dear.
Lincoln: Well what does it say?
Mrs. Goldfinch: Every thousand years or so, an egg falls from the skies. Inside the shell the dream maker prepares it big surprise. A visitors from days gone by who has a gift shared for boys and girls around the world for children everywhere. But mark you well the very spot from where the egg is found. For when the colors all have changed, it must hatch on this ground.
Everyone stood there a little confused.
Clyde: Lincoln, SpongeBob? What does she mean?
Lincoln: I think she means the egg will hatch when all the colors on the egg light up.
SpongeBob: But it will only hatch in the same spot where we found it.
Lincoln: My house.
Mrs. Goldfinch: Hovering humming birds. You're right. (Thinks) There's three more to go. Oh you must get that egg back to your house right away.
Lincoln: You heard her guys. Let's get the egg back to my house.
Voice: Well that was completely the most stupid thing I've literally ever heard.
They all look and see Lincoln's sisters and Bobby.
Well there you have it. There's a dream maker inside the egg and now they have to get it back to the Loud House before a last three rings light up. What will the sisters think about it, what will happen to the egg and what will the other colors be? Tune in next time to find out. See ya then.