Prompt: Apocalypse
Author: Rokutagrl
Chartacters: Koushirou, Taichi
Pairings: Taishirou
Warning: The author trying to be funny when she really isn't. Sort of sexual.
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Apocalypse
"First, we need utilize some protection. If we can advance from there…"
"Protection? What do we need protection for?"
"Taichi-san, you're not just going to thrust your way in and tear everything apart! It's irresponsible… Barbaric even! We need to strategize."
"But what's the point about 'strategizing'? When it happens you're not going to be following charts, you know? It's going to be a real rush—there won't be any time to actually think…!"
"I always think, Taichi-san. I'm thinking right about now the perfect place would be the computer room. Its dark, secluded enough, and I can really do a thing or two with some computers…"
"I don't think the computer room is going to work out…First of all it's in school, and yeah. Just not going to happen. Why can't we just use your room? It's almost like a computer room and you're mom can bake while we're busy!"
"We're not including my mother in this right now! Besides, the computer room would be best in priority. My house can be a secondary option."
"…But I really wanted to involve your mother!"
"Not everything is about my mother, Taichi-san! Let's be serious for a nanosecond, alright?"
"Fine, fine. Now what's your opinion on fire?"
"…No. Just no. Can you imagine how disastrous that would be?"
"I guess I can see your point. Besides, we don't want things to get anymore flaming than they already are."
"I hate you."
"Love you, too, babe!"
"…"
And they wondered why nobody wanted to share lunch with them.
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A/N: Get your contingency plans together people, because the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen! Yes, they're talking about Zombies and not sex, but why can't it be both? I really thought Taichi would have fun with something like this, and Koushirou would be really serious considering he also believes in aliens! Haha, I just saw this prompt and remembered many nights at college walking around campus and mapping out the best places to survive. …I'm a giant dork, but it's fun! And you never use flamethrowers. Ever!