Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass or Bleach. I also don't own any of their characters. I also don't own Star Wars or Inuyasha or any of their characters. I think that covers everything. Just in case I don't own any of the characters in this story. I did put them in this story though.
It's a busy day at Black Knight headquarters. Suzaku is finishing some paperwork. He knows that Lelouch has some appointments. However he has seen no one walk into Lelouch's office so he goes in there to ask him a few questions. As Suzaku walks through Lelouch's office, he notices that Lelouch is talking to someone.
"Well I will to look at all the facts."
There is a pause.
"Well I have a few meetings later in the day but the should be of no consequence."
Suzaku stops and stares at Lelouch.
"Oh that guy, he is just Suzaku. He is little weird."
Lelouch begins to laugh as if someone told a joke.
"I know and he is Japanese."
Suzaku decides to find out what is going on.
"Lelouch, who are you talking to?"
Lelouch signals for Suzaku to walk over to him. Lelouch reaches out and touches Suzaku's arm. Suddenly Suzaku begins to see and hear things that he didn't before. Sitting before Lelouch is a white haired person wearing some sort of white haori and a black kimono. Even though the person is child sized, the look in his eyes is something completely different.
"Suzaku Kururugi this is Division 10 Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya. Like I was saying Captain Hitsugaya, there should be no problem with the payment. There is however one small item we need to discuss."
Just then Rangiku come into the office looking for her captain.
Lelouch smiles, "She'll do."
Captain Hitsugaya wonders what Lelouch means by that. Rangiku knows exactly what he means.
"Captain perhaps it is time for me to take over negotiations."
Captain Hitsugaya shrugs and leaves Rangiku to finish negotiations. She exits a few minutes later appearing very satisfied. A little after lunch Lelouch has his second meeting of the day. They seem to be running late. Lelouch goes out into the lobby. He notices that Sosuke Aizen and Gin Ichimaru are standing by the door, but Kaname Tosen is having problems finding his way around.
" I told you we should have left him back home. Look at him."
Tosen keeps running into the secretary's desk. Finally Lelouch goes over and gets the blind former captain. Once in his office Lelouch begins negotiations.
"Well it appears as if the money is going to be decent but what do you have in the form of females. From what I can see you only have two in your force. One of them spends most of the time as a little girl."
Gin is conducting negotiations for is side. "Well we thought it would work for you. You someone for you and your brothers to play with. We also have a few girls in the Espada's fraccion. We also have Orhime in out possession."
"I see. But isn't Nel Tu attached to Ichigo and don't you betray Harribel later on. Well I see but the other side has offered quite a few girls for instance Rangiku and Nanao. Plus I get Orhime no matter what side I'm on."
Gin doesn't like the fact that this Lelouch guy is going to get Rangiku. "I see."
"Plus Kallen would kill if I chose the bad guys. You don't want to mess with Kallen when she is mad."
The three traitorous shinigami captains begin to leave unhappy with the results of the meeting. Gin stops as he reaches the door.
"Can we get one thing form you? Can you tell your sister to leave that bear at home? It's really freaky they way she talks to it."
Lelouch nods. "Well there is one last thing. Do you guys have any who plays basketball?"
Gin smiles. "Well to tell you the truth we are starting our own Hueco Mundo team."
Lelouch shrugs his shoulders, and they leave. Suzaku comes into the room.
"Lelouch, what's going here?"
"Well let's begin from the beginning. My great-great grandfather Julius Ashford was a shinigami."
Suzaku sighs in relief. "Julius Ashford. Okay, that means he is from your mom's side of the family," Suzaku pauses, "So does that mean that Milly is part shinigami as well."
"Yes pretty much. She takes it more serious than we do though. She normally visits the Soul Society once a week or so."
Suzaku looks a little concerned.
"Don't worry Kisuke is working on some stuff for all you non-shinigami guys to use. I'm sure him and Yoruichi are still around."
They spend the next few days training. The day of the big battle comes. Lelouch is in charge of organizing the non-shinigami fighters. He decides to assign them to himself, Nunnally, and Milly.
"Okay let me see. Milly, you get Uryu, Chad, Ururu, Rolo, Karine, Faramond, and Chewbacca. Nunnally, you get Suzaku, Euphie, Gino, Rivalz, Kagome, Keigo, and the lesbo (Chizuru). I get Kallen, Orhime, Tatsuki, Anya, Shirley, Sango, and Darth Vader."
They all stare at Lelouch as he makes the groups. A few of them grumble at the assignments. Kallen wonders where the B Squad is in all of this. Uryu hates how Lelouch calls him by his first name. Rivalz wants to be with Milly. Milly doesn't want the little psycho Rolo on her team. Chizuru wonders why Lelouch ended up with all the hot girls he isn't related to. Actually they all wonder about that.
Lelouch ignores them. "Come on we have to get going. Everybody hands in. Let's go Team Lelouch."
Shirley has a question. "I thought we were doing this for the Soul Society or something."
Lelouch shrugs his shoulders. "I guess. I'm really just here because I has nothing else to do this afternoon. Also because my mom wanted me to take the kids out. I decided to kill two birds with one stone." He looks over towards Orihime and Tatsuki. "Plus Rangiku promised me a big reward."
Kallen looks around. "Where are the kids?"
Lelouch laughs, "I don't know. Evelyn said something about getting me a Zyzen's head or something like that. Let's go the battle is about to begin. You weaker guys and girls just hang out down here and take care of the lower level hollows."
Lelouch flies through the air. Suzaku shakes his head as Nunnally and Milly join him. He wonders what else he doesn't know about his friends. They all decide to get into the fight as well. Although there is really nothing they can do. Well Orihime can heal and provide some sort of barrier.
Lelouch, Nunnally, and Milly look to get in the fight. They see Ichigo send Aizen flying down. They go down to help but suddenly notice that Aizen's spiritual pressure disappears. This startles them. They also notice that Tosen and Ichimaru are nowhere to be found either. Lelouch looks around and notices that the majority of the captains have arrived. They are joined by their remaining lieutenants and the vizards. Lelouch looks over to make sure that Orihime and Tatsuki are alright.
He notices a very familiar spiritual presence coming up from a ruined building. He looks down and notices the kids rising from the building. He does wonder what happened to Aizen and his cohorts. Then all hell breaks loose.
Byakuya Kuchiki does his bankai that way he is surrounded by swords. Sajin Komamura puts that basket thing back over his head. Shunsui Kyōraku lowers his hat. Jūshirō Ukitake almost coughs up a lung. Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai uses his shikai to burn his eyes.
Kenpachi Zaraki begins to puke. Yachiru looks at him. "What's wrong Ken-chan?"
Then she sees it. She begins scratching at her eyes. Mayuri Kurotsuchi had wanted to do some research on those vi Britannia but decides against it for his own safety. Lelouch notices that most of the shinigami are trying not look at the kids. Lelouch turns around and notices that Evelyn is holding Aizen's head in her right hand and the Hōgyoku in her left. The twins have the heads of Tosen and Ichimaru. They are also wearing their hollow masks.
"Damn it Evelyn. I didn't even to put on my hollow mask."
Suzaku shakes his head. "Maybe I should have just stayed in Japan."
Euphie goes over to comfort him. "It's okay Suzubear. We can go back. You can start collecting Pokemon again."
Keigo exclaims, "Holy crap you are THE SUZAKU KURURGI, the Pokemon legend."
Suzaku nods.
"Oh man I remember you. You were on your way to becoming the greatest Pokemon grand champion ever. What happened?"
Suzaku being to cry. Euphie begins to comfort him. "Ya Suzaku was on his way to the top. Then we visited one summer and my brother Lelouch became grand champion. That's the reason Kallen fell in love with him because of his Pokemon skills."
This got Keigo even more excited. "Holy shit. That guy over there is Lelouch Lamperouge."
"Well he goes by his birth name, Lelouch vi Britannia, now."
"Man, I would give my left nut to be that guy. Probably the right one too."
Gino nods in agreement.
Chizuru lets out a yell. "I would so totally go straight for that guy. Well maybe a three-some with my beautiful Hime."
Chizuru goes over to grab Orhime when Kallen hits her. "Hey keep your hands off the merchandise"
They all stare at Kallen. "What are you talking about?"
"According to page 15 section 3.1 of Lelouch and Rangiku's agreement Lelouch gets first dibs on Orhime, Tatsuki, and Nanao. Also in case anything happens to Ichigo and Byakuya, he gets Rukia as well."
None of them were really sure how or why Rangiku was giving Lelouch first dibs on any of them. They also wonder why Lelouch and Rangiku's agreement has 15 pages. Now that Orihime thought about it he is kind of cute. She can tell that even Tatsuki is excited about the prospects of being with Lelouch. Suddenly every gasps. Orhime looks over to see what they are looking at. Keigo, Rivalz, and Gino faint and fall to the ground.
Floating there are the three little vi Britannias with their hollow mask still on holding the heads of the three traitorous former captains. Lelouch comes up behind them.
As he talks to them there is a noticeable anger in his voice. "You guys can take off your hollow masks now."
"Oh brother Lulu. We likes wearing them because the voices in our heads talk to us."
Ichigo and Rukia come over a little apprehensive. "Well guys it looks like we can go now."
Orhime looks unsure. "What about the contract?"
Ichigo looks a little perplexed. "What contract?"
Kallen pulls out the little book which represented the contract between the Black Knights and the Soul Society. It is a little bigger than the standard Black Knights contract. Ichigo and Rukia look it over.
"But Lelouch didn't defeat Aizen. Neither did the Black Knights. Those scary little kids did."
Kallen retorts because if Lelouch didn't get what he wanted, he gets really grumpy.
"Yes but those scary little kids are the Black Knights Jr. Squad."
A mysterious voice from out of sky yells out, "Roll call."
The Black Knights Jr. Squad do a super special super sentai type introduction.
Ichigo and Rukia aren't impressed. "Still the contract says that the Black Knights specifically Lelouch has to be the one that takes out Aizen."
Evelyn decides to explain everything to everyone. She hands Kenpachi her Aizen head. The fight mongering captain lets out a yell and drops the head. Luckily Momo catches it and hugs it tight. The guys who fainted previously have recovered. Evelyn tells everyone to sit down which is a little awkward since they are floating in the air. Somehow the twin have set up a projector and screen mid-air. Evelyn begins her explanation on how Lelouch planned the whole thing.
It starts back over a hundred years ago in the Soul Society with Lelouch tricking Aizen to start his plan. Then in 2009 when little Lelouch a lab coat (actually Pollux in disguise) begins planning the conception of Evelyn. Then in 2010 he becomes famous in Japan by becoming Pokemon grand champion. Suzaku begins to cry at this point. Then there is some footage of young Suzaku crying after Lelouch beats him. Little Euphie and Nunnally comfort him while little Kallen, Tatsuki, Orhime, and Milly celebrate with Lelouch. Orhime doesn't remember that but if they have footage of it then it must have happened.
Then Lelouch planned the conception of the twins. The footage shows him establishing the Black Knights and several missions. Then the establishment of the Jr. Squad. There is several pieces of footage with the jr. squad assisting on missions. Then just random scenes of Lelouch and several girls. Of course footage of Lelouch's meeting with Aizen. Of course the gruesome scene of Evelyn cutting off Aizen's head.
"As you can see by the footage I have just shown, my brother Lelouch has planned this whole thing from the beginning."
Rivalz gets up well he straightens out since they are still floating in the air.
"Well that seems like another great Lelouch plan to me. So party back at headquarters."
Rangiku jumps in. "That's a great idea. Let's go everyone."
Everybody agreed so they head down to Black Knight headquarters. Most of the shinigami captains ended up going back to the Soul Society. They say something about paperwork. Although Soifon stuck around because of Yoruichi. Captain Unohana stuck around to hang out with some young people for a change. Ichigo and Rukia find something to do. Well it ended up like every other Black Knight party with everybody getting sick on Cecile's cooking. Well Orhime added some of her concoctions to the menu. Lelouch is eating some of Orhime's cooking. He falls in love. He doesn't understand why only Rangiku is eating Orhime's cooking.
"Kallen! I'm keeping Orihime! This is so good."
Orihime blushes a little. "I'm glad you liked it."
Lelouch puts his arm around Orihime and leads her away. "Well that's not all I like."
Orihime blushes even more. In the corner she sees that Momo is trying to put Aizen's glasses on Suzaku. Evelyn took the Aizen head back and added it to the Black Knights wall of heads.
This time Rivalz and Gino ended up with girls. Well Rivalz ended up with all the Arrancar girls except for Nel. Gino ends up with Nunnally. Anya and Rolo do some loli/shota thing with Yachiru. Suzaku and Euphemia end up together of course with Momo and Nina watching from the corner. Lelouch ends with all the other girls. No really he ends up with all the other girls even Nemu and Retsu Unohana. In the morning Lelouch notices that even Chizuru joined in on the fun. Thankfully for her Tatsuki was distracted.
Lelouch is sore in all the usual places and in some unusual ones as well. He is very glad that he has no appointments for a few days. He wonders where Jeremiah and the rest of the B Squad are at. He also wonders what happened to the science team. Cecile only showed up to serve her food. Lelouch decides to go look for them.
Author's note: If anyone actually wants to write a chapter for any ideas they may have, just send me a message. Slices suggested that I try Devil may cry, but I'm not all that familiar with it. The next chapter is all about the B squad's everyday life. It is about what they were doing while this chapter took place. The chapter after that will probably be about some regualr mercenary stuff.
