Okay, first of all, I got some reviews about a mistake I made in the last chapter about Buckbeak's species, so I had to change that. (thank you Doktork and nobodiez for pointing that out). Hopefully, I won't make anymore mistakes like that again.
Now, here's the good part!
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Maddie and Danny Fenton had arrived home that evening, and the first thing they heard was Jazz crying in her room. "I'd better see what's wrong," Maddie said, entering her daughter's room. "Jazz, honey, what's the matter?"
Jazz sniffled and looked at her mother. "Vlad... has done something terrible!" she sobbed.
Maddie put her arm around her daughter in comfort. "Now, now, sweetie, it's all right. Why don't you tell me about it?"
Danny overheard their conversation and- using his ghost powers- turned invisible and began flying through the mansion. "What's Vlad up to this time?" he wondered to himself.
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Meanwhile, 20 feet below the surface, Shaggy lied unconscious. Scooby had regained consciousness seconds before he did, and frantically rushed over to his friend. "Raggy! Raggy?" he said, rubbing his paw on his master's head.
"Uh... man, I'm going to have a headache tomorrow..." Shaggy groaned, coming to and rubbing his forehead. Buckbeak slipped one of his wings underneath the teenager and lifted him onto his knees.
"R'oh..." Scooby looked up at the cavern ceiling, seeing that there was no way out.
Shaggy glowered up at the ceiling, shaking his fist. "Why that... two-faced creep!" Scooby mimicked him, growling at the ceiling. "Worst of all, he got that lamp... and we, like, didn't get a bite to eat!"
Scooby grinned, then reached into a pocket in his fur and pulled out the lamp. "Rot exactly!"
"Scoob, you sneaky furry thief!" Shaggy scratched behind Scooby's ears, showing his appreciation. "You got the lamp!" he examined the lamp, curiously. "Huh! It looks like just a piece of junk... wait a minute, I think there's something written here- but it's hard to make out..." he rubbed the lamp.
All of a sudden, the lamp began to jump around and red smoke poured out of it. Scooby and Buckbeak dove behind a rock to hide while Shaggy hung on to the lamp as sparks shot out. Finally, a large, ominous looking creature rose out along with the smoke, moaning... but came to view. It was a werewolf with light-brown fur, with white around his mouth, on his paws and feet, and on the tip of his tail, with a single fang, and wearing a red baseball cap. "Ooh, ooh! Ten years trapped inside a lamp can give you such a crick in the neck! (grr)" he said.
"Hey! Get me outta here!" Another voice called from inside the lamp.
"Whoa, hang on a second!" The werewolf said, grabbing Shaggy by the back of the shirt and hanging him on a peg on the wall. He then grabbed the lamp and held it upside down, beating the bottom of it like it was a bottle of ketchup, until a black haired, short, muscular teenage boy wearing a red shirt, brown pants, and a gray hat with a black rim around it fell out.
"About time we got out of there," The boy muttered.
"Well, I gotta tell you folks, (grr) it's great to be back!" The werewolf said, the lower half of his body becoming a ghost-like tail, which was turned into a microphone for his use. Buckbeak and Scooby helped Shaggy down from the wall, and the werewolf held it up to his face. "So, what's your name, kid?"
"Um... Shaggy Rogers." Shaggy replied.
"Nice to meet ya," the boy said, shaking his hand. "My name's Puggsy, and the overgrown nit-wolf with the microphone is Fangface,"
"Shaggy, huh?" Fangface said, grinning. "You mind if we just called you 'Shag' or just 'Gy'?" As he said this, a neon-sign poofed up, blinking the two halves of Shaggy's name.
"How about just Shaggy?" Puggsy sneered up at his friend.
"Sounds like a dog, (grr). Like, 'Here boy!'" Fangface whistled, patting his knee, then ran in one direction and came back the other way, looking like a long-haired sheep-dog.
"Like, am I dreaming?" Shaggy asked, feeling his head. Scooby pinched him. "Ow!"
"Rope, ree hee hee!" Scooby said with a chuckle.
"You smoke? Mind if I do?" Fangface asked (still in sheep-dog form), then poofed back into his original form in a large puff of smoke. Scooby yelped and hid behind Buckbeak. "Sorry, Shag, hope I didn't scare the pooch."
Puggsy coughed, waving away smoke. "Hey, this is a 'No Smoking' section, numbskull," he snapped, then turned to Buckbeak. "Hey, Buckbeak, haven't seen you in a couple of decades. How's guardifying the caves going?" Buckbeak shrugged in reply.
Fangface ignored him and turned to Shaggy. "Say, you're a lot smaller than my master should be (snarl)... Either that, or I'm putting on a few pounds!" he held his gut in his hands, then did a pose letting it hang down. "Hey, Pugs, look at me from the side (snort). Do I look bigger?"
"Wait... I'm your master?" Shaggy asked. Fangface poofed up a graduation cap on his head and diploma in his hand.
"(grr) That's right! He can be taught!"
"Depends on who you're asking," Puggsy muttered, rolling his eyes.
"So, what is it that you ask of me?" he struck a ripped-out muscle pose. "The ever-impressive..." then poofed himself into a clear box, tightly. "...long contained..." he then poofed into his original form holding a ventriloquist dummy look-alike of himself on his lap, speaking from the side of his mouth, "Often intimidated... But never duplicated-" he tossed aside the dummy and shrank down to his original size, multiplying into dozens of copies of himself. "Duplicated/duplicated/duplicated... Werewolf GENIE OF THE LAMP! ...(grr) Right here, for your wish-fullfillment."
"Way to make an introduction," Puggsy said, sarcastically.
"Whoa, like hold on! Wish-fulfillment?" Shaggy asked.
"(snort) Three wishes to be exact." Fangface said.
"Yeah, but ex-nay on the wishing for more wishes!" Puggsy added, then whispered. "Believe me, I've tried."
Shaggy leaned close to Scooby. "Like, now I know I'm dreaming." he whispered.
"Shaggy! I don't think you understand what you've got here!" Fangface exclaimed, growing back into an enormous size again. "So, why don't you ruminate, while I illuminate the possibilities..."
"Huh, boy, here we go..." Puggsy groaned, slapping his forehead as jazzy music began to play. He sat down next to Shaggy, watching Fangface break into his musical number...
Fangface: Well, Ali Baba had them Forty Thieves
and Scheherazade had a thousand tales...
A gang of thieves poofed up, closing in on Shaggy, Scooby, Buckbeak and Puggsy, who leaned in close to keep from being shish-kebabs.
Master, you're in luck 'cuz up your sleeve
You've got a brand of magic that never fails!
Fangface popped out of Shaggy's shirt and, using his arms as Shaggy's, beat away all the thieves, then poofed them into a boxing ring where Shaggy sat in the corner with boxing gloves and Fangface was his coach, while Puggsy, Scooby, and Buckbeak were the towel boys.
You've got some power in your corner now!
The ring poofed away, showing a pile of fireworks... Fangface being one of them.
You got some ammunition in your camp!
With a *Boom!* Fangface (as a firework) zipped by Shaggy, exploding into colorful sparks, then poofed back over to him.
You've got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See, all you've gotta do it rub that lamp!
He grabbed Shaggy's hand, rubbing it against the lamp, then, he grew back into his gigantic form.
And I'll say...
Mr. Shaggy Rogers, sir
What will your pleasure be?
He then poofed them all around the table, as he and Puggsy were dressed as waiters, with him holding a notepad.
Let me take your order, jot it down!
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Ooh, ooh!
Fangface nudged Puggsy with his elbow, playfully, urging his friend to join in. Puggsy sighed, knowing he had no choice.
Puggsy: Time is your restaurant, and...
Puggsy lifted up the lid of a tray, showing a cooked turkey, which turned into Fangface's head with drumsticks at the neck (making Shaggy lose his appetite)
Fangface: And I'm your maitre d'!
C'mon, whisper what it is you want,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
The scene then turned into a barber-shop scene, where Fangface and Puggsy were giving Shaggy a shave and a haircut.
Puggsy: Yes sir, we pride ourselves in service,
Fangface: You're the boss...
Puggsy: The king...
Both Puggsy and Fangface: The shah!
Shaggy was poofed onto a pillow, being fanned by Puggsy and Scooby, as loads of treasure poofed up all around him.
Fangface: Say what you wish,
It's your true dish!
How about a little more Baklava?
Fangface took off Puggsy's hat, and piles of Baklava poured out. Shaggy was about to stuff his face, but began rising up on a large column full of food.
Have some of Column 'A'
Shaggy jumped off the column and onto another.
Try all of Column 'B'...
Shaggy fell off the column, but Fangface caught him on a giant pillow.
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Fangface then poofed into a white-tuxedo and top-hat, holding a gold-knobbed cane. He poofed Puggsy into a similar outfit, and together they did a jazzy dance-skit as a giant pair of Fangface's paws (which had eyes on each of them, using the gap above the thumb as a mouth) appeared and sang along.
Paw 1: Wah wah wah!
Fangface: Whoa my!
Paw 2: Wah wah wah!
Puggsy: No, no!
Paws 1 & 2: Wah wah wah!
Fangface and Puggsy: Ha ba ba
Fangface then floated between the two hands, doing a final jazzy skit, and they clapped over him. He then poofed back next to Shaggy, juggling his own head (and a few duplicates of it). Puggsy stood next to him.
Puggsy: Can your friends do this?
Fangface tossed his heads to Puggsy, who not only juggled them but also spun one on his index finger (show off).
Fangface: Can your friend's do that?
Fangface then turned into a magician, pulling Puggsy (now a rabbit) out of his hat.
Can your friend pull this
Out their little hat?
Fangface turned Puggsy back to normal, while he turned into a dragon with a single fang.
Can your friends go POOF!
He breathed out fire, making two attractive girls and a pretty female poodle (for Scooby) appear and dance next to the two boys and Great Dane.
Puggsy: Well, looky here!
Fangface: Can your friends go Abracadabra
Let her rip!
And make the sucker disappear?
Suddenly, the two pretty girls and poodle poofed away (disappointing Shaggy, Puggsy, and Scooby). Fangface poofed back up to Shaggy.
So don't just sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed!
I'm here to answer all your miday prayers!
You got me: a bona fide, certified...
Puggsy then cut in.
Puggsy: You got a werewolf genie for your charge d' affaires!
Fangface shoved Puggsy away, turning back to Shaggy.
Fangface: I got a powerful urge to help you out!
So what's your wish? I really wanna know
You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt!
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so- and oh...
Fangface poofed away, and in his place was a bunch of servants bowing down to Shaggy, who disappeared, replaced by yet another beautiful, random girl.
Mister Shaggy Rogers, sir
Have a wish, or two, or three!
I'm on the job...
Shaggy leaned over to kiss the girl on the lips, but Puggsy shoved him out of the way kissing the girl instead... who poofed into Fangface.
You big nabob!
Puggsy turned away, spitting and wiping his mouth. Fangface poofed up O'Mally and the Alley Cats, playing their instruments
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
He then poofed up Britney Britney and her backup dancers/
No, you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
Suddenly, Fangface began poofing up any random, luxurious and expensive thing imaginable, from Ferraris to Cruise Ships, as he sang his closing number.
You ain't never...
Had a...
Friend...
Like...
Me...
Back into a tuxedo, Fangface began to finish with a few jazzy dances, while Scooby tried to stuff all the food he saw into a bag, Buckbeak bucked Shaggy up into the air in cheer, and Puggsy ducked behind a pile of treasure to be kept from being dragged into any more of Fangface's magical stunts.
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
Within the final line, everything poofed away, and they were all back in the empty cave, a neon "Applause" sign blinking above Fangface's head, as he grinned vainly. Buckbeak applauded, Puggsy sighed and rolled his eyes, shaking his head, and Scooby looked around for the food he just had, then pouted.
"So, what'll it be, Shaggy? (grr)" Fangface asked.
"How about less dance numbers?" Puggsy suggested, critically.
"Wait, you're telling me, I can have, like, any three wishes I want?" Shaggy asked.
"Uh, not exactly, pal. There are a few provisos, and limitations..."
"Such as?"
Puggsy nudged Fangface. "You're the genie. You tell him."
Fangface gave a short snarl to Puggsy, then turned to Shaggy. "Well, first of all, I can't kill anybody," he said, glowering at Puggsy. "So don't ask. Second, I can't make anybody fall in love..." he fluttered his eyelashes, then turned into a giant pair of lips and gave Shaggy a peck on the cheek. "You little pud'm, there! ...Third, (snort) I can't bring anyone back from the dead..." he turned into a gruesome zombie-wolf, causing Shaggy and Scooby to shake with fear.
"It's not a pretty sight. Don't make him do it!"
"Other than that, I can grant you any wish you want (grr)."
Shaggy looked at Scooby, who grinned slyly and gave a thumbs-up toward the ceiling. Shaggy bounced his eyebrows slyly, forming a plan, then turned to Fangface, feigning disappointment. "Wait, provisos?" he scoffed.
"Rimitations?" Scooby said with a sneer.
"Some all-powerful werewolf genie. Can't even bring bring people back from the dead..." he then pointed his thumb toward Puggsy. "And his friend can't do much either."
Fangface and Puggsy looked at each other, then glowered at Shaggy and Scooby.
"I dunno, Scoob," Shaggy sighed and stood up. "I'll bet Fangface could even get us out of this cave. I guess we'll have to find a way out ourselves-"
Suddenly, Fangface's giant foot slammed down in front of them, stopping them in their path. "(snarl) Excuse me? Did you rub the lamp? (snort) Did you bring us here? (grr) Did you wake us up? (grr)" he questioned, angrily.
"And now you're just walkifying out on us?" Puggsy snapped. "I don't think so! You're not going anywhere without us! You're getting your wishes, meathead!"
"Yeah, yeah, so SIT DOWN!" Fangface boomed, his eyes glowing red and scaring Shaggy and Scooby onto the back of Buckbeak. He and Puggsy then poofed up next to them, and he was calmed down. "In case of emergency, the exits are, here, here, here, here, here..." he sprouted extra arms, pointing to every angle of the hippogriff.
"Anywhere!" Puggsy interrupted, sneering at his friend.
"Keep your hands and feet inside the hippogriff at all times, and we're..." With the help of Fangface's genie magic, they rocketed through the cavern ceiling on the hippogriff and through the starry night sky. "OUTTA HERE! Arrooooo!"
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A/N: Ow. My fingers hurt from typing so much. Please review! ...But no flames, got it?