It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, here's a special chapter. I think it will make up for that.
Yes, it is so right to do this to the average fanfiction reader:
"No!" I yelled. "I want to know what happens next. Katniss! It's a disaster."
"What is it?" My loving wife sat down next to me.
"This story left of on a cliffhanger!"
"Well, surely the author will update it soon."
"No! They won't! The last time it was updated was June 18th! Over six months ago!"
"Tell me about it."
"It's called Yes, you are so right. It only has five chapters. No! "
"Peeta, according to this it only has 825 words. Surely that is not enough build-up for it to have a cliffhanger."
"Shut up! I'm trying to make a point."
"By exaggerating?"
"Exactly!"
Do you really want to do this to innocent fanfiction readers?
Sincerely,
Peeta Mellark, cupcake extraordinaire