AN: Hope you all enjoy this windfall of shorts coming your way!
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Pet
"What the hell, Jim, I thought you said you were getting a 'small pet'?"
"I am, I did! Look! I got a fish!"
"Jim..."
"I named him Zappy!"
"Zappy? You know what, that doesn't matter. What does matter is that that thing isn't a fish, Jim, it's a shark. A giant, bloody, shark and it's in our swimming pool!"
"So Zappy's a little big, he's still adorable."
"It has a freaking laser strapped to its head!"
"I know, cool isn't it? John? John, where are you going? John?! Come back!"