Ways to annoy/scare Ronon
1. Be a wraith. Be alive
2. Tell him who Conan really is.
3. Tell him what Chewie really is.
4. Be Lucius.
5. Hit on Teyla.
6. Lock him in a storage room with Mr. Creedy.
7. Tell him Steve has a crush on him.
8. Tell him Woolsey has a crush on him.
9. Tell him he'd make a great ballerina.
10. Buy him a tutu for Christmas. Make sure it's pink.
11. Tell him Satedan military is a joke.
12. Be Teal'c. Be cocky about it.
13. Raise eyebrow. A lot.
14. Tell him what a monkey really is.
15. Offer him anger management classes.
16. Get 3 Wraith. Paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them and let them loose in the city;
17. After he kills them, tell him he missed one and send him to find it.
18. Buy him a stress ball.
19. Shave his head while he sleeps.
20. Paint his nails pink.
21. Show him this list
22. While on earth, give him the address of a gay bar and tell him it's where Earth's finest fighter hang out.
23. Dress like him and follow him around
24. Read a Sheppard/Ronon fanfic out loud.
25. Ask him if he molests Rodney in his sleep