Thank you for the reviews! I personally had Saix in mind when I wrote the scream in, but it could be anyone else. :D So sorry for not updating sooner.
I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Chronicles of Narnia, or anything related to Disney.
Roxas, Zexion, and Axel walked into what appeared to be a battle ground. Furniture was overturned or strewn in pieces across the room, some of it was even still smoking.
"Whoa, is this the Gray area?" Roxas asked, looking around with wide eyes.
Zexion smelled the air, "I smell blood, but not a lot considering the number of members who were subject to Larxene's wraith." Zexion looked down at his clothes in disdain. He was wearing a gray sweatshirt with "Walt Disney World" embroidered on the chest in red thread. He vainly tried to hide the embroidered image of Mickey Mouse on the corner of the sweatshirt. "We should change back into our Organization garb, then we can investigate further.
"Oh, come on, Zexy! I'm sure Xemnas wouldn't mind us parading around without our uniform. When he asks, we'll just explain that we hid in Disney World from Larxene." Axel said cheerfully. Axel himself was wearing a red tracksuit with a image of Bambi on the back.
"Do you think he even notices the Bambi on his back?" Roxas asked Zexion quietly and Zexion snickered. To Axel, Roxas said, "Um, I kinda agree with Zexion."
"You look fine Roxas," Axel said, sensing Roxas's obvious discomfort.
"Don't remind me," Roxas groaned. He purposely avoided looking down at the hot pink sweatshirt with Aurora on it.
"Disguises aside, you know you both enjoyed it!" Axel said.
"Yeah, you're right, Axel. Now that I think of it, the most enjoyable part of the day was when that three year old started attacking you when you stole his ice cream." Roxas said smugly.
"Oh, yeah, I remember that. His friends joined in and they floored you." Zexion finished.
"It was an unfair fight, four to one." Axel mumbled.
Roxas gave Axel a pointed look, "They were three, Axel."
Axel ignored Roxas and asked Zexion, "What was your favorite part?"
"The only thing good about that came out of this was this," Zexion said holding up The Complete Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis.
"See, Roxas? Zexion's happy." Axel said.
"That's because Zexion's a nerd, he gets excited over books featuring talking animals." Roxas said through gritted teeth.
"Hey! It's a classic!" Zexion protested.
"Is it the sweatshirt? It's not my fault they only had your size in girls." Axel said.
Roxas didn't answer.
"I know what'll cheer you up! I was going to give you this for Christmas, but whatever." Axel said and took out a familiar looking black cap with mouse ears.
The blood drained from Roxas's face and his eyes were discs. "No!" he whispered.
Axel jammed the Mickey Mouse hat on Roxas.
Zexion snickered and said, "I'm glad I'm not the one wearing that."
Axel turned to Zexion, a suspicious light gleamed in his green cat eyes. "Don't worry Zexy, I didn't forget you!"
Zexion screamed bloody murder as Axel jammed the cap over his lanky hair.
Axel smiled at the sobbing Zexion and ashen Roxas. He took out his own Mickey Mouse hat and put it on, "I bought one for myself, also."
Suddenly, Xigbar ran into the Gray area. "I heard screaming, where is she!"
"She? You mean Larxene? Last time I saw her she was being attacked by a rampaging berserker in Hollow Bastion." Axel said.
"Berserker? Ah, you mean Cloud Strife."
Axel shrugged, "I guess."
Xigbar threw back his head and laughed, "Then she'll definently be out of fighting condition, maybe even in pieces... I guess you were hiding at Disney." Xigbar says, finally noticing the colorful garb.
Axel nods.
Xigbar leaves with a weirded out look and Axel turns back to Zexion and Roxas, "See, you guys later." He leaves for his room.
The moment after Axel closes his door he doubles over laughing and ends up-literally- rolling on the floor laughing out loud. "Oh, my..." he says with tears in his eyes, then he has another laughing fit.
Outside Axel's door Zexion and Roxas have their ears pressed to the door. Roxas's eyes are flashing red and Zexion mutters a long line of profanities. They scramble away from the door and back into the Gray area when they hear Axel moving toward the door.
"Oh! You two look so cute!" Axel says and pats them on their heads. He then runs to the kitchen to have a supressed giggle fit.
Meanwhile, Roxas and Zexion are whispering fervently. They had taken off the hats once Axel left.
"This is all just an act!" Zexion hisses.
Roxas nods, "We must take revenge,"
Zexion nods and looks at Roxas.
"What!"
"You're the evil blonde, Axel deserves something horrible that can only come out of a blonde head like your's," Zexion explains.
Roxas's eyes widened and teared up, "You think I'm evil!" he asked in a low, trembling voice.
Zexion looks at the blonde's chibi eyes and starts to shake, weakly he says, "Your powers...don't...work on...me." Zexion spontaneously passes out and falls to the floor.
Roxas kicked the unconscious form of Zexion and said, "You could have just succumbed and said I wasn't evil," he shrugs, "Whatever, sucks for you."
Roxas slumped back into the couch and sighed. "Evil plans...Axel... Yeah, I got nothing. Maybe I should laugh evilly to inspire myself." Roxas shrugged and laughed better than a vilian in a Disney movie. It was a genuine evil laugh only a blonde like Roxas could produce. He thought for a moment and groaned in defeat, no evil plans yet.
Saix ran in, "Who was that? Was it her?" He looked at Roxas accusingly.
Roxas pointed to the limp figure of Zexion.
Saix nodded and walked away, eyeing Zexion warily.
"I got it!" Roxas said aloud. Saix's odd hair color had inspired him. He now knew exactly what to do with the sick pyro.
A little explaining on the berserker part. In Record of Lodoss Wars (an anime) there was a berserker (sort of like the Norse type) and Cloud reminded me of him. Really, I only know what Roxas is generally going to do with Axel. If you haven't figured out what Saix's hair inspired Roxas to think of, think of Demyx's element. I'd love some evil torture ideas. ;D Please review!