Okay, I'm cracking. I promised myself three things which I'm breaking. 1. I wouldn't update this before I get another review. 2. I Wouldn't update this today. 3. I wouldn't put my new OC in this chapter. Yep, that's right. I'm putting in a new OC this chapter. Also, for some reason, I dreamed I found a fat cat in our garage..and It looked exactly like a fat cat in a picture...that's what 10 hours on the computer gets ya. I'm also gonna stop saying Rainhead out. Because I annoy myself with it. okay?

Rainhead out...APRIL FOOLS! haha..I got you...what? It's not april? and it's not even the first? dangit.

"Hello, and welcome to the next episode of..." Rainstar started...umm..."What's our show called again?"

A random paper fell from the sky and landed in Rainstar's hands. "Oh? We don't have a name? Okay...so welcome back then!"

"Get on with it!" Jayfeather growled.

"I am." Rainstar stated.

"Idiot." Jayfeather hissed.

"Anyway, Rainstar continued, "We have a new entry. Yes he can enter late. His name is Ashtail."

A senior, dark gray tom walked in. He had a scar on his right hindpaw. His claw stuck out a little. (yes, he's my OC)

"This is SO stupid." Jayfeather hissed.

At the Camera Station...

Willowshine: Jayfeather's being angry.

Jayfeather: I'm just upset, okay?*

Onestar: Whatev'

Leapoardstar: By Starclan, you did not just say 'whatev'

Onestar: Umm...no?

Ashtail: So exciting!

"Okay," Rainstar said. "Our next checkpoint is South Africa. Across the Indian Ocean. Ouch. Anyway, we're starting in three, two, one, go!"

Leapoardstar gets a jetpack...again.

Jayfeather uses a submarine TORPEDO, which he probably stole from Barkface, not missile.

Onestar uses a hoverboard, and Willowshine uses her now fixed rocket powered skateboard with wings.

Ashtail is using a motorboat. Yay.

A while later, somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean...

Leapoardstar's jetpack ran out of gas and she was swimming...agin.

Ashtail was filling up his tank at a station. Yes, in the middle of the ocean. Don't ask.

Jayfeather was in first...by far...actually he was done...well, done FOR. Just kidding. But he is done. Seriously.

Willowshine was in last. "Since no one cares!" she snarled.

In South Africa, as our cats pull in, Jayfeather won about three hours ago with his misile-I mean TORPEDO.

Ashtail got in second easily. Turns out motorboats are faster than swimming. Who'ld 've thunk it?

Minnowshine, Onestar, and Leapoardstar race in on their transportation as the gates are about to close.

Leapoardstar shoots ahead, but is pulled back and falls as Minnowshine and Onestar whoosh in.

The gates slam shut. With Minnowshine behind them?

That's right, Leapoardstar switched places with Minnowshine at the last second. Sorry. Bye-Bye.

"I KNEW YOU WOULD CROSS BARRIERS OF PHYSICS TO ELIMINATE ME! AND I DONT CARE IF IM OUT OF CHARACTER!"** Willowshine screamed as something hit her head as punishment for breaking the fourth wall.

At the Camera Station...

Jayfeather: I just realized The Boogie Cat has failed to show up yet.

Onestar: That reminds me of Mr.-

Tigerstar: SHUDDAP!

Ashtail: I thought this chapter was funny, yet entertaining.

Rainhead: You are NOT a reviewer.

Leapoardstar: I am SO gonna win.

Okay. I hope you...enjoyed my new OC. Oh wait, the stars.

* I'd be upset if I broke up with my girlfriend then killed her.*** ****

** I actually kept Willowshine SLIGHTLY in character. If you read the new prophesy series, you can tell she gets amd easily.

*** For the record I do not have a girlfriend

**** Seriously, read the fourth apprentice (see IchigoMxharryP something or other? I fixed it.)