Uzu awoke some time later around eight in the evening to find Sakura and Sai keeping a bizzare late night visual on her to make sure that she woke up. Lee, Neji and the others had all swung by to check on her too, except for Kakashi who had run into some sort of trouble with Gai, Jiraiya, and Anko and was still hiding out in a prison cell, located in Hokage tower. He had apparently saw no way out of whatever mess he had been in except being arrested for peeping in the womens bath.
Ibiki was currnetly keeping him company as he questioned the Jounin.
Sakura had nearly died of exasperation when she had heard that Kakashi had gotten himself arrested. And had broken several of Uzu's favorite dishes while she was ranting. Goddamn it, Gai and the others owed her some new fucking dishes! And as for Kakashi, she was planning to shank him in the kidney the first chance she got. No scratch that she was going to break in to the prison under Hokage tower and then she was going to shank him. The sorry asshole.
She had been planning to go see Orochimaru, and Sauske to put the next phase of her ingenious plan to lure the damned Uchiha back to the village in action tonight and yet somehow found herself being lectured to by Sakura who had been nice enough to cook her dinner, so she sat back and pretended to listen as she ate.
Sakura and the others were under the impression that their opinions mattered to her, and in some cases it was true. But since Sakura was in her home her opinions mattered little to her. If the woman wanted to lecture her until she was blue in the face then that was fine, but if she raised her hand to her she would break every bone in the pinkettes's pretty little body and bury her alive in her small back yard with the rest of the pests she had killed.
She still had work to do. She still had to find an aphrodigiac that would work well enough on Sauske that she would be able to do whatever she wanted to him to begit an heir. She also had to get the eyes she had taken from the Uchiha grave's she had dug up and check them to see if they were still okay. She didn't mind them being a little decayed, but she wanted Sauske to actually believe that she had killed Itachi, recently. She wanted him to be in such a rage that he would foolishly follow her back to the village, where she would trap him when he tried to kill her.
And if she could'nt trap him she would simply rip out his eyes and make him useless as a shinobi. She snickered a bit. The bastard didn't know who he was dealing with all these years, but he would. Soon they all would.
Sakura had paused her lecture when she had heard Uzu snicker, and turned to look at her face. She had a wicked little gleem in her eye, and a smirk to match. What was she thinking of to put that sadistic look on her face? She wondered as Uzu stood up and picked up her empty dishes and walked by Sakura and kissed her on the cheek then turned and kissed Sai in the cheek and quickly ushered them both out the door and promised to see them both soon.
She locked her door and pulled the blinds on her window down and went over to the far wall and lifted up the edge of her 'Kill Sauske' poster and opened the small safe hidden behind it and took out the eyes. The dull red of a sharigan floating in the small jar glared back at her. There was'nt anything over the pupils now, thank god. The stage was set, all she had to do now was get her actors into place.
She pulled on a black shirt, and matching capree pants and checked over her weapons and such. She had everything but it, the aphrodesiac that she would use to give Sasuke what he wanted the most. Another Uchiha to carry on his clan name. Of course she would probably end up tenderising him first, but she had always liked to play rough with her lovers.
But she knew where to get it, and so she placed the jar, in a small area in her weapons pouch and pulled on her shoes and went outside and locked her apartment door. Tsunade was a crucial part of her plan. She would need her help with the drug, and to keep her pregnacy hidden for a while. She also needed for the woman to send a search party after her in two days time, to make sure that she made it back to the village.
Seh entered the Tsunade's office and blinked stupidly at the sight in front of her. Shizune had Tsunade pinned to her desk, her hand in her shirt, and dear god, was she kissing Tsunade? Tsunade was about to give in and let her asistant have her way with her when she noticed Uzu standing in the door way looking scandlized. Quickly pushing Shizune away she straitened her shirt and coughed a few times as she said,
"Come in, Uzu. What do you need at this hour?" Shizune stood next to Tsunade, an impassive look on her face. Uzu cringed and gave the two her most apoligetic look.
"I have something I need to discuss with you." Uzu said as she sat down in the chair a few feet from her desk.
Both women exchanged looks then nodded in her direction. Uzu would'nt be there if it was'nt important. "Go on." Tsunade said.
"I plan to visit Sauske, tonight." she said bluntly and both women gaped at her.
"Say again." Tsunade said curiously. Uzu sighed.
"I'm leaving the village tonight to visit Sasuke." Uzu said again. Both women gave her a funny look.
"And how exactly would you find him? I've sent everyone I can think of to find him over the years, and none of them could." Tsuande said, her temper riseing slightly.
"I've always known where to find him. I even know when he moves to a new location." Uzu said gently. Shizune's jaw dropped and Tsunade swore.
"You little brat, why didn't you say something earlier? Were you waiting on something to happen to him?" Tsuande yelled at her as she realized what Uzu had done to get such information. The little punk had tagged Sauske with something that made him easy for her to track when she fought him at the valley of ends. Uzu gave her a smirk, and stood up.
"Something like that." Uzu said with an indulgent smile. Tsuande emediatly started to run through different senario's in her mind.
"Explain." She hissed as she steepled her fingers and leaned forward a bit.
"I've been waiting for his body to mature enough to sire offspring. I've also been busy collecting what I need to lay a trap for him."
Offspring? Tsunade cocked her head a bit to the side. What was Uzu planning?
"Go on." she encuraged the young woman.
Uzu smiled again, but this time it was cold. Giving her a sadistic look. "I'm going to pay him a....congical visit. Which is part of the reason why I'm here. I need an aphodisiac, the strongest you can give me."
"Why?" Tsunade blinked up at her Shizune's jaw was still hanging open and now she was pointing at her like she had grown a second head.
"Because I just cant rape a man when he's kicking and screaming. Come on, get with the program Tsunade." Uzu said in a irritated tone.
"Very well. What else do you need?" Tsuande asked curiously as she pulled out a small vial from one of her desk drawers. It was the most fast acting, and potent drug she had, and handed it to Uzu. It would absorb through the skin and light a fire under the Uchiha.
"I need you to spread a rumor or two, get as many people to help you as possable. The rumor is, I killed Itachi Uchiha in a most grusome manner and took his eyes. I also need you to send a search team after me in two days time. I'll be waiting at the valley of ends. Got it?" Uzu asked as Shizune fainted, Tsunade nodded dumbly as Uzu's plan finally hit her. She was going to make it seem like she had killed Itachi, and get herself pregnat to lure the Uchiha back to the village. Either for his heir, or revenge. What a devious little plot.
Clever girl. She thought as Uzu put a list of names in her hand. Tsunade looked it over and grinned.
"What do you want me to tell them?" she asked curiously. Uzu laughed and whispered,
"Just tell them that I've left the village and might never return." Tsuande snickered until her sides hurt. Two days time. She could cover for Uzu that long, until she unleashed Kakashi, Sakura and the rest of the rookies on her sorry hide.
"Good luck ganki." she said as she watched Uzu disappear into the night.