This is the next chapter I hope you like it. In the chapter instead of the Phantom's Menace from Star Wars I putted in The Potion's Menace! Hahaha!
In the Hall Harry and Ron are running to the lesson they have missed.
Harry This is all you fault!
Ron My fault! I did nothing but said we were 10 minutes early. Hey Harry! Guess what! We're 10 minutes early!
Harry Shut the hell up!
Ron starts crying.
Harry Shut up! We're in our class! Good thing Proffesor McGonagall didn't notice!
Out of nowhere a cat appears and turns into Proffesor McGonagall.
Ron Oh Shit!
McGonagall Must I turn you into maps.
Harry How does it feel being 1?
McGonagall Shut up and go to your seat!
Ron Make me.
Proffesor McGonagall kicks Ron in the nuts and Punches him
Everyone Proffesor McGonagall!
In Snape's Class.
Snape All you mudbloods guess what!?
Only Hermione What?
Snape 5 points from Gryffindor for bothering me! If your Mudbloods 10 points from you asses! For Pure bloods! 20 points to Slytherin and only Slytherins!
Mudbloods starts bursting into tears.
Harry Sweet! I was born from a wizard and Witch! Sweet! That makes me Pure blood!
Ron Yes but your mom was a mudblood so you are to!
Harry For Question 1 I'm reading Chamber of Secrets and is up to that part. Oh yeah! I forgot. Crap! I'm a stupid, rotten, mud blood! Joins the crying mob.
Hermione cries louder than ever.
Snape Sillence you Idiotic freaks! Not saying it to Slytherin! Copy these down. Starts talking for 30 seconds. And there are some people that can't pay any craps at all!
Harry WHAT! I'm copying all your stupid craps down!
Snape Lets see what you know! What happens if you put Wiggenweld bark and flobberworm mucus together?
Hermione only raising her hand.
Harry Everybody know this! It is the Wiggenweld Potion! The healing potion!
Snape Wrong you Perv! It is the Wiggenweld Potion! 10 points from Gryffindor!
Harry That's what I said you old shit! Are bloody deaf!?
Snape Just for that! 5 points from Gryffindor and another 5 for-for-for. Thinks for an excuse.
Harry For what?
Snape For talking when I told you not to! How dare you!
Harry Hey! At least they don't call me Grease Hair!
Snape What does this have to do with that!?
Hermione Well... Everybody calls you Grease Hair because well... Your hair is all greasy.
Snape Stay out of this Geek!
Hermione Pervert!
Snape Nerd!
Hermione Goth!
Snape That's not fair.
Harry Hey! I'm supposed to be fighting with you! Snape's right. You should stay out of this.
Hermione Then you guys would never have love but anger.
Harry and Snape Love!? Blech! Who loves love!? We love anger!
Ron They do have a point there.
Hermione Shut up Weirdo!
Malfoy Whoo! Fight! Fight! Fight! People joins in. Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ron Hey! At least I'm not a geek unlike you!
Everyone Ooh!
Hermione Well at least I don't live in a Bin!
Everyone Oh snap!
Snape Hey I lived in a Bin when I was young!
Harry Screw you! If my family never died I would be living by mansion by now but that stupid Voldemolt dude killed them so now I live in a house and not my dream house!
Everyone Gasps!
Snape 25 points from Gryffindor!
Hermione Make it 30!
Ron 50!
Harry What the hell did I do!
Ron You just said You know who!
Harry Who's You know who?
Snape Moldywarts. I used to work with him!
Everyone Gasp! He's going to kill us! RUN! Everybody starts running away.
Harry Moldywarts? Oh! You mean Voldemort!
Snape Another 50 points from Gryffindor!
Ron Shut up! I'm starting to melt from that word! Harry sees Ron's legs has turned into melted wax.
Hermione You killing my geekness! I don't even remember 1+1! Is that... 423,692,709,575,321,781- 2 minutes later. 678,999,642-.
Harry, Ron, and Snape Will you shut up!?
Harry The answer is a simple 2!
Ron Really! I thought it was 678, 908,742,474,573,532,353,111,297,678.
Snape Out! Boots the 3 of them out.
Harry Shit.
Snape 20 points from Gryffindor for saying shit.
Harry Crap.
I thought this was preety funny. How about you? I want reviews Passport please.