Disclaimer: Nope, I'm just a student who should really be doing actual homework right now...
"Remus?"
"Mmm?"
"Have you ever been scared of a girl before?"
"Are you talking about Lily?"
"Well, what other girl is terrifying?"
"Lily scares you, James?"
"You mean she doesn't scare you?"
"Lily's my friend, and why on earth does she scare you?"
"She's a nightmare, always threatening me… and how does she stay awake in Binns' class?"
"I stay awake in Binns' class and I don't scare you, right?"
"Yeah, but you're Moony, and besides, don't you think her hair makes her even more scary?"
"Her hair? James, do you fancy her?"
"No, but she's just scary, isn't she?"