October 29
I, Half-wit Ed-boy, hereby disclaim all the characters used in this fanfic as well as all the original characters created by other fanfic authors other than my own original characters, May, Carrie, and Naomi. (Ha! Ha! I'm trying to be dramatic!!!)
The Eds are walking to school, yet again. Today, they're by themselves; Reck and Crock have taken the bus, Cat went with Crock to keep him from eating Kevin, May and Carrie went to school to look for two white mice that escaped their cage the other day, and Dorothy decided to fly to school on her broom.
"So, Eddy, how did your shopping go this weekend?" Double D asks.
"It went pretty well, Double D! I got some cool decorations for Wednesday as well as some nice refreshments!" Eddy replies.
"What did you get for me, Eddy?" Ed asks.
"I didn't get you anything, Burhead!" Eddy says coldly, making Ed cry. "But I did get a great deal on fake spider webs!"
"But Eddy, I thought Jeff was supposed to supply those!"
"Oh, that's right! Well, I guess I can take them back and use them on some extra candy."
Just as the Eds round a corner, Irwin lands in front of them with his underwear over his head and a familiar laugh is heard. The Eds hide behind a pole and watch as Lee Kanker, followed by her sisters Marie and May, emerge from the dark alley.
"And remember, if you tell anyone about our plans for Wednesday night, we'll make the rest of your life a living heck!!!" Lee says.
May Kanker laughs and asks, "Wait, what are we doin' Wednesday night?"
"Shut up and get the supplies, May!" Marie answers. May goes back into the alley and returns with a box of explosives. The Kankers walk away, laughing and quarrelling amongst themselves.
"I have a bad feeling about what we just witnessed, Eddy!" Double D says, quivering with fear.
"Yeah, same here, Sockhead! I think we should keep our eyes on the Kankers, boys!"
"I gotta re-find my happy place…" Ed says, almost in tears.
"Let's get to school before they come back!!!" The Eds run into the school as fast as they can.
Meanwhile, Carrie is making things very difficult for May...
"Carrie, what happened?" May asks when she sees her friend with a mousetrap on her nose.
"I found some cheese sitting on this thing and when I tried to eat it, IT BIT ME!!!!!!!"
May puts her and on her forehead and says, "Carrie, what am I going to do with you…" The Eds walk up to them.
"So, ladies, how's the hunt going?" Eddy says smoothly.
"Not so good. These mice are smarter than we thought; well at least the large-headed one is…"
"Yeah, look at the trap they set!" Carrie points at her nose which still has the mousetrap attached to it. Ed gasps in horror.
"Those evil mice! They won't get away with this!" Ed jumps in a phone booth that was sitting in the hallway for some odd reason and jumps back out wearing a fake red beard, a fake Viking helmet made out of a football, and a toga made from a burlap sack. "I, Loathar, will put an end to their trapping of my girlfriend's nose!" Ed, um I mean Loathar, gently takes the trap off Carrie's nose and breaks it in half.
"Ed, you imbecile, that mousetrap wasn't cheap! I paid eight bucks just for that one alone!!!!" May shouts angrily. Ed pulls a spatula out from behind his back and sees Pinky and Brain sneaking away.
"By the flipper of my forefathers, I shall vanquish you foul vermin!!!"
"Blast, he's seen us! Run, Pinky!" Brain shouts as he and Pinky take off running into the cafeteria.
"Maybe he doesn't want to capture us, Brain. Maybe he wants a hug."
"Yeah, and maybe Elvis Presley will rise from the dead and run around Las Vegas in his underpants yelling, 'Party at Danny Antonucci's house!'"
"Oh, that would be fun! I'll get the soda and cottage cheese. ZORT!!!" Brain sweat drops and Carrie wave goodbye as Ed runs off.
"Hey, guys! How's the Halloween party coming along?" Reck asks.
"Great! We have all the supplies, except for a few I bought on EBay. I should get those tomorrow."
"And tomorrow we're planning on getting everything set up at Eddy's house." Double D adds.
"And I'm helping!" Carrie chimes in.
May looks at her watch. "We better get to class. The bell's going to ring in approximately, 1 minute and 55.8 seconds."
"Oh, dear! I've never been late before! I better hurry!" Double D races off to math class with Eddy and Carrie following him.
"Well, class, I hope you're prepared for today's test." Baron von Ghoulish announces.
"Yes, mister von Ghoulish," the class says, bored. The blue-skinned vampire hands out the test papers and when he hands Carrie her test, she crams it in her mouth and eats it.
"Young lady, that is not the proper way to behave in the classroom!"
"Young Lady, who's that? Are they new here!? Oh, I can't wait to meet them!"
"Um, yes…," Baron von Ghoulish answers, patting Carrie gently on the head. He hands her another test paper. "Now, try not to eat the test this time. All you have to do is bubble in the correct answer." Carrie stands to her feet, salutes her teacher, and sits back in her desk and starts working.
"You will receive the results at the end of the day, and do your best! This test counts as seventy percent of your grades!"
Later, in Miss Dorothy's class…
"So, Dorothy…"
"I'm not in the mood, Irwin!" Dorothy growls. "I have something to tell you all today!"
"You're getting plastic surgery?" Chicken asks.
"You've finally come to your senses and have fallen madly in love with me?" Irwin asks.
"You've decided to give up on life and you're going to tie yourself to the railroad tracks and wait for the train to end your life!?" Eddy asks.
"No, no, and definitely no! We're having a quiz today."
"And why are we having one?" Chicken asks again.
"I'm not sure. It's on this list of assignments, so that's what we're doing today!" Carrie raises her hand and Dorothy sighs. "What is it this time, Carrie?"
"What are the rules to the quiz? Do we get amazing cash prizes and new cars if we win!?" Carrie jumps out of her seat and sits down at Dorothy's desk. "Is this where the contestants sit? Where's that thing that makes the buzzy noise?" Carrie pulls out all the stuff in Dorothy's desk drawers.
"Carrie, what the heck are you doing!?"
"I don't know!!! Don't ask me what I'm doing because most of the time I don't even know myself!!!" The entire class sweat drops.
"Carrie, have you been drinking paint again?" The pink haired witch asks her friend/student.
"Um…..maybe!" Carrie answers. "I can't remember…"
"Just take your seat and don't say a word until class is over…" Dorothy says. "And I thought Carrie was bad out of school! Wait! Where's Rolf? I saw him this morning!"
Suddenly, Wilfred the pig walks in the classroom door wearing Rolf's clothes and a voice like Rolf's says, "Hello, pink-haired witch Dorothy! Rolf is ready to take the quiz!" The pig staggers around for a moment and then squeals and a vein pops up on Dorothy's forehead. She opens the door and Rolf is standing there wearing nothing but his underwear.
"ROLF!!!!!!!" Rolf grabs Dorothy by the ankles and starts graveling.
"Oh, please, Witch Dorothy! Spare Rolf your wrath and Rolf will…" Dorothy interrupts Rolf by kicking him in the face.
"Get off of me! Now put your clothes on and get your disgusting pig out of my classroom right now!!!" The class laughs at the embarrassed son of a shepherd.
During lunch, Carrie has gotten back from the lunch line and walks up to Naomi.
"They should replace the cafeteria workers with friendlier-looking people. The mole on that one lunch lady's face growls at me every time I get my lunch!"
Naomi stares at the lunch lady and sees a huge hairy mole on the side of her face. "For once I agree with you, Goldilocks!" Carrie's pupils suddenly dilate. "What's with you, Blondie? Did you see that chili dog Sonic brought for lunch?"
"I hear voices in my head, and they don't like you!" Carrie says.
"You're starting to scare me!" K9, Cosmos, and Nazz walk up to Naomi and Carrie.
"Hey, Miss Dorothy's not having her lunch club today, so we're going to go to the gym."
"That sounds good to me! I might play a little dodge ball while I'm there…" Naomi says smiling evilly. Carrie swallows the mysterious gunk on her tray and holds her tray over her head, like she's going to hit Naomi with it.
"No, voices!!! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!!!!!! NAOMI'S MY FRIEND!!!!" Eddy walks by.
"Hey, Carrie! Do you want to…?" POW!!!!! Carrie accidentally smacks Eddy in the face. Naomi, K9, and Cosmos laugh.
"Oh, no, my lunch tray is attacking people!!!" Carrie tosses her tray at the wall and it bounces back and nails Eddy right in the back of the head. Carrie then starts stomping on it. "Take that, you evil tray!!!"
"Should we tell her?" Cosmos asks.
"We should, but we won't." Naomi helps Eddy up. "You all right, dork? Do you need me to kiss it and make it better?" Eddy starts sweating, unsure of how to react.
"Um, no! I-I'm fine!!!" Eddy walks away. "Hmm, I might use that to make a move on Carrie…"
After hearing the Red Guy ranting about his butt in art class, the Eds were happy to see Grim in history class. Even though he was the Grim Reaper, he still wasn't as scary as that naked Red Guy…
"Today, we will talk about Napoleon Bonaparte and the French Revolution." Carrie stares at Grim as he explains in full detail everything about the battles fought against Napoleon.
"Hey, Darth Sidious, I have a question. Why were they fighting over ice-cream?"
"I'm talking about a famous French emperor, not ice-cream! There wasn't any ice-cream back then, child!" Grim continues on with his lesson and hears Carrie giggling in the back of the room. "I'd like to know why you tink da French Revolution is funny, Carrie!"
"Because they were fighting over something that didn't exist at that time!" Everyone in the room but Grim laughs.
"I think that Carrie girl is funny, but she still scares me!" Crock says, rolling on the floor laughing. "Last night, she bit me on the tail."
So, Grim never got his lesson in because Carrie made the class laugh at her, even though she never realized what was so funny.
"Well, we all know that Ed is going to be Loathar again this year." Double D says. "What are you going as, Eddy?"
"I think I'll go as Dracula!" Out of nowhere the real Dracula shows up.
"Hey, you can't be Dracula! Only Dracula is Dracula!"
"Hey, you're not supposed to be in this fanfic!!!!" Eddy yells.
"Short kid don't tell Dracula what fanfic he can and can't be in! Dracula does whatever he wants!"
Ed still dressed as Loathar runs by chasing Pinky and Brain. "Tallyho!!!" He yells.
"Doesn't he ever get tired?" Brain complains.
"It isn't so bad, Brain! At least we're burning carbs!"
"Shut up or I shall have to hurt you, Pinky!!!"
"Eddy, we also need to keep a close eye out on the Kankers and that mysterious box they had this morning!"
"Don't worry. I'll have Ed ask if Crock will be the bouncer. We'll pay him in food."
"Well, at least that eases my fear just a little bit…" Double D says as he watches Ed run off after the two escaped lab mice.