After Trump arrived back at home, he too out his phone and started reading all of the texts he and Hillary sent each other. He was reminiscing about when Hillary was playing hard-to-get (she still was, though). All was going fine until he saw something he wrote.
"Ted told me about something called a 'tsundere'".
"Ted told me something"
Trump had never known where the word tsundere came from, so he looked it up. He gasped. "T...that's from anime! No... it can't be! Ted must be... a nerd." Trump knew where this was going. He could never be friends with a nerd, he would have to end up shoving Ted into lockers.
"If that's what has to be done, then so be it." He started texting Pence and Jeb, telling them everything.
"I knew something was weird about Ted!" Pence responded
"We need to tell Katy Perry!" Jeb added.
"Ted was one of the closest members of the Trump crew... and he betrayed us, pretending to be cool..." Trump said.
"What will we do?" Pence asked.
"I'll think of something"
The next day at school, Trump was walking with Pence before school started to flirt with some girls. As they were walking along, hey saw Ted talking to Katy.
"Look, there's Ted!" Pence whispered to Trump. They took a detour and walked up to Ted.
"Ah, Ted. Just who I was looking for!" Trump said maliciously.
"Yo, how's it going, Trump?"
"Hey, I wanted to talk to you in private for a moment."
"Yeah, okay. What for?"
"Something very important." Trump and Ted walked to an empty hallway, where Trump quickly shoved Ted onto a locker.
"Listen here, Cruz. I know what's up. Don't try and act all cool about it either. That's not gonna slide with me."
"W-what?"
"You know what you did! I couldn't believe that you of all people would betray the crew like that!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
"You're a nerd! How else would you know about anime terms without watching anime?"
"B-but I found it on Wikipedia!"
"ONLY NERDS GO ON WIKIPEDIA! I guess if you want to go hang out with Bernie, go ahead. But don't come back to the crew," Trump said as he glared at Ted.
"Because you're fired." He said while shoving him down.
