DISCLAIMER: I don't own Banjo-Kazooie nor anything else mentioned in this story.

"Hey idiot, I'm back to learn my new move!" Kazooie yelled, banging on Jamjars' silo. It had taken three hours, but at long last Banjo had found a split up pad. After giving Banjo a substantially large piece of her mind on the matter, Kazooie went to find Jamjars so she could learn the new move that Banjo had sold his spleen for. "Come on, it took forever to find that dumb split up pad! Where are you?!"

Eventually, Jamjars popped out, oblivious to the fact that Kazooie had been banging on the lid for about two minutes. "Alright you hideous beast, this move's called the 'Sack Whack'!"

"Yes, you've said that before." Kazooie reminded him. "And anyways, didn't you already teach Banjo that move in the second game?"

"Of course I didn't, you ugly little rooster!" Jamjars replied arrogantly. "Now listen up and listen good!" Jamjars pressed a button on his tape deck and his little ditty began to play. "In front of enemy you'll stand, for this move you will not need hands! Line up foot adjacently, then swiftly kick between their knees! Press B thrice they won't get up, they'll regret not wearing cups!"

Turning his tape off, Jamjars gave Kazooie an arrogant smirk. "Well, that was certainly worth the money, wasn't it?"

Kazooie narrowed her eyes at the mole as she grinned maliciously. "Why yes, it was." she said, an evil glint in her eye. "As a matter of fact, I think I'll try it out right now!"

Seeing Kazooie rear her leg back, Jamjars hastily and desperately jumped back into his silo, causing Kazooie to smash her foot against the side of it.

"MY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Kazooie wailed in pain, as she hopped up and down on her non-broken foot, holding the injured one in her wings.

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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED SO I HAVE A WAY TO SEGUE INTO THE NEXT SEGMENT

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(This part is nothing but an inside joke and a horrible segue that for whatever reason I thought was a good idea when I typed it at 3:00 AM whenever I wrote it. It has nothing to do with Banjo-Kazooie, so ignore it if you'd like.)

"MY NAME'S GENKI, AND I LIKE YELLING CONSTANTLY IN THE MOST OBNOXIOUS VOICE YOU COULD IMAGINE! AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU'RE A BADDIE, BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME GOOD IN YOUR HEART! COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU THAT IT'S MUCH BETTER BEING A GOODIE! GOODIES RULE!" shouted a young boy with an orange baseball cap, yellow rollerblades, and a rather bland t-shirt and shorts combo.

"Heh…You pathetic little whelp." replied the creature. With one swift motion, it sent countless balls of energy towards each of the heroes, enveloping them in never-ending darkness.

"GRR, IF THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THEN TAKE THIS!" yelled the boy, as he got up and ran towards the creature, rollerblading at full speed right at him. Chuckling, the creature did not move. Instead, he simply waved his arm in front of him as the boy reached him, knocking him backward into his friends.

"GENKI!" cried a teenaged girl, rushing over to the fallen boy.

"GRR, TORPEDO ATTACK!" yelled a blue and white wolf, charging at blinding speeds towards the seemingly indestructible creature, and doing some indiscernible attack in it's general direction. To which the creature merely teleported to a different spot, causing the wolf to smash headfirst into the mountainside.

"NO, TIGER!" screamed the girl from earlier.

"Heh. Such pathetically underpowered fools." the creature said quietly, grinning in a way to draw the ire of each and every one of his opponents.

One by one, the rest of the monsters tried to attack the creature, but since I hate describing battles, especially ones with absolutely no relevance towards the plot of the story, we'll just say the creature blocked every attack easily. At last, the creature slowly and silently floated over to where the boy had fallen, still spouting off at the creature, as if he had a chance. The fool.

"And now, you see the price you pay when you cross paths with the great and omnipotent Mewtwo, destroyer of everything." the creature said coldly, rising into the air.

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" the girl yelled at him in a desperate tone of voice. "WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO YOU TO CAUSE YOU TO DO THIS?! YOU DON'T HAVE A BADDIES CREST, SO WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING AS HORRIBLE AS THIS?!"

Closing his eyes, the creature chuckled. That chuckle slowly grew into a maddening laugh. "You want to know why it is I attacked you and decimated this village? I'll tell you why! BECAUSE I-"

"Oh hey Mewtwo, there you are!" said a small, floating creature with a star shaped head cheerfully. "I've been looking all over for you!"

Turning his head around to see the person addressing him, Mewtwo's look of insanity quickly faded away. "Hi Shiny!" he greeted jovially, a colon dee look beamed upon his face. "I was just going to get us some ice cream, but this terrible, terrible village didn't have any! So, it had to be duly punished."

"Mewtwo!" the smaller creature replied, hands on her hips. "What have I told you about decimating things?"

Mewtwo looked down at the ground, a sad look upon his face, hands behind his back, playing with the smoldering ashes spewn across the dirt with his toe. "I know…I can't be a good guy if I destroy the people I'm s'posed to protect…"

"That's right, Mewtwo. Now, I know my dead boyfriend put a lot of the wrong ideas in your head, so it'd probably be best if you just forgot everything he ever told you!" the smaller creature explained.

"…Alright…" Mewtwo replied sheepishly.

"Good!" the creature replied with a shiftsix underscore shiftsix face. "Now, we should be getting back home soon, it's getting dark and you know how Luke hates to be left alone at night!"

"All the reason for us to stay here longer…" Mewtwo muttered under his breath. "Oh well, sorry for decimating that village, you guys…I overreact a little sometimes…"

"Oh, uh…That's alright!" replied the boy, who for some reason had already fully recovered. "But you know what this means, don'tcha?"

"…I get to go home and eat ice cream?"

"No, silly, it means that we're friends for life now!"

Mewtwo returned the group's cheerful expressions with one of utter horror and revulsion. "N-NO! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!" he yelled, in the same psychotic tone as earlier. "SHINY IS MY ONLY FRIEND! NO ONE ELSE COULD LIKE A HORRIBLE MUTANT SUCH AS MYSELF OTHER THAN MY DEAD BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND! NOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!"

And with that, Mewtwo flew off, cackling like a hyena, shadow balls flying in every direction, causing utter chaos everywhere.

Then he and Shiny went home and had large amounts of delicious raspberry ice cream.

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ALRIGHT, THE HORRIBLE SEGUE IS OVER! :D

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Kazooie miserably trekked back to where Banjo remained. As he came into the breegull's view, she could see he had an odd, gleaming object in his hand, and a rather satisfied look on his face.

Seeing Kazooie marching towards him with an incredibly irritated look on her face, Banjo hastily put his hands behind his back, hiding the object he was holding. Hoping she didn't see it, he put a gigantic grin on his face and greeted Kazooie loudly.

"HEYA KAZOOIE, WHERE YA BEEN?"

"Oh, Banjo…" Kazooie began, ignoring his loudness. "Care to tell me what that is you're hiding behind your back?"

Panicking, Banjo scrambled for an answer. "Oh, uh th-this?" Banjo stuttered, as he held out a large, green gem, about the size of his fist. "I…I found this in my pocket just now!"

"Oh, really? You did?" Kazooie asked, innocently.

"Uh, y-yeah, of course I did!" Banjo answered, as he began to sweat.

"Hmm, would you mind sharing with me how it got there?"

"Er…Uh…I…I…IT'S FROM THAT TRIP WE TOOK TO ALASKA!" he blurted out all at once.

"Are you sure, Banjo?" Kazooie asked. "Because I sure don't remember buying any giant emeralds when we went."

"Oh, that's simple!" Banjo said. "I stole it!"

"…Fair enough." Kazooie replied. "Let's go, then."

Bewildered, Banjo quickly stuffed the emerald into the seat of his pants. "So Kazooie, what did ol' Jamjars teach ya?"

"Well," she began, "It's quite possibly the funnest move I've ever learned. I'll just HAVE to show it to you some time."

Slightly worried by the eerie grin on her face as she said that, Banjo decided to change the subject. "So, where should we head next, then?"

"Well, I saw an interesting building on my way back here…"

Yeeeeeeeah...Sorry for just disappearing like that. Anyways, if the segue is too sucky, tell me and I'll replace it with something else. I have nothing against the Monster Rancher anime, I actually like it, I just find it silly how kiddy it is, at least the dub. I mean seriously, "Goodies Rule!"? That's gotta be the lamest victory cry I've ever heard. The Mewtwo and Jirachi part is just a horrible in-joke that only one other person on the planet will get. And sorry for the "Sack Whack" thing, I couldn't resist having some stupid joke like that in the story. All in all, I think this chapter is pretty crappy, I might even have to rewrite it. But anyways, enjoy, if you can.