I shot off Edward and everyone came in grumpy, obviously not had the best and most comfortable night of their life.


EMMETT POV

I had put plan revenge into action yesterday after everyone left for the tent, now the only people who weren't effected was Charlie and jasper (as he had tried to get them to let me back in).

I had replaced Rosalie's waterproof make-up with non-waterproof; I had switched Edwards Debussy cd with the girlfriend cd by Avril lavigne, I had put a couple of rips in every piece of clothing Alice owned and a slip pad (so she falls) for bella at the top of the stairs – I had also put blankets at the bottom, I didn't want to hurt her too badly – now wait until they find out! He he

Go down stairs Emmett and act real innocent yeah

3RD PERSON

when Emmett was safely down in the kitchen you heard three screams in unison as – Rosalie discovered the make-up- Edward put on his cd – Alice went to look for something to wear. Then all three came out and headed towards the stairs

unbeknown to Bella she tried to come down the stairs at the same time they all collided then slipped on the slip mat and landed at the bottom of the stairs a mess of limbs

"EMMETT" they all screamed together. Then all hell broke lose.


BELLA POV

Half way through beating Emmett up jasper showed up and helped. I only helped because I assumed that the slip mat was meant for me.

It was late in the night and I decided to read, I picked the scary vampire book and it was getting to the bit when James advances on Isabel when all the lights went out and I screamed, I heard several screams along with mine

Rosalie's- she was probably putting on make-up- Emmett's – he was scared of the dark- and Alice's – she probably thought it was a good time for more truth or dare-.

I heard someone come into the bedroom and grab my hand. I screamed again

"Jeez Bella its only me" came Edwards voice, it was good it was dark as I was blushing again.

He dragged me down to the living room where Alice was already lighting candles.

We were all settled in a circle by candle light when Alice asked

"what were you doing before the power went out"

" I was putting on make-up" said Rosalie, this was the first time I looked at her and I almost passed out laughing as one side of Rosalie's face was made up with straight hair and the other was with no make-up and frizzy hair, it was hilarious.

"I was playing car on my bed" three guesses who said that, yup Emmett

" I was reading" Edward and I said together, it would have been cute if it wasn't freaky.

"We were" jasper started

"Kinda making out" Alice finished

"Wow" Rosalie said and we stared, the Alice Rosalie and myself stood up and started squealing

"I'm happy for you" I squealed

"aren't you sort of related" ugh, trust Emmett

"no, Rosie's my sister and Rosie's Jaspers sister but Jasper and I aren't brother and sister" Alice clarified

"I'm confused" Emmett said, he was always confused!

We dragged Alice off to give us details and left the boys

EDWARD POV

The girls headed off into the kitchen which left us guys.

The minute the girls were gone we congratulated Jasper then Emmett did something unexpected

He turned to Jasper

"if you do anything to hurt my sister in anyway I will mangle you with my bare hands" he threatened, jasper held his hands in surrender

"I would never do anything to hurt Alice ever " he ensured and Emmett changed instantly

"well good luck trying to tame that thing" he laughed.


real nice emmett eh?!

reveiw and Ill add your name in da next chap!