Chapter 6

Weird stuff!!!!!

As walter walked down the street killing every one he met he pondered "James is a murderer Awsome dude me and him have more in common than I first thought"

He stopped and saw a baby

"AWWWW what a cute baby!!!" he grabbed the baby then punted it into a building

"WALTER SULLIVAN BABY BITCH!!!!" Walter screamed violent ain't he

(Still using batman effect) to James

James had tried every thing from blowing the door open with c4(!?!?!?!?!) and bashing it in with a hammer(WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!) but nothing worked

"GOD DAMNED DOOR! YOU WILL FELL MY WRATH!" He screamed as he kicked the door and hurt his foot.

"SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" He cursed.

He eventually calmed down and rested his hand on the door as the door flew open and he fell out of it onto the street.

"SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" He cursed...again as he fell to the ground.

After a few more minuets of cursing he walked back up to the door.

"Well at least the door is open now." He said relieved as he jumped through to door

what he didn't know was he jumped to high hit the top of the door and fell back down through between the buildings.

"DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" He screamed on his way down for the second time.

(BE) To walter

Walter now back at his and James apartment looked in his closet for weapons he found his pipe a chainsaw and his guns wich he stuffed in his duffle bag but he was still missing something.

"Where the hell is it." He complained as he dug through a massive supply of weapons for his closet was a walk in

"AH! here it is" He exclaimed as he fond his... spoon... OF DEATH

"all right now I need to find an airport ticket to West virgina." Walter stated

"HEY WALTER!" Someone screamed outside his room it was frank sunderland

"Coming!" He said as he reached the door and opened it

"I found a note that says james went to silent hill I have a plane ticket to go there so keep watch on the building."

Walter noticing he has a free ticket pulls out his memory earasing device and erases Franks memory

"Now you will give me the ticket" Frank hands him the ticket

"You will keep this umbilical cord in a red box in your room" Walter hands Frank an umbilical cord from his Pocket. (Where are they getting these items)

"You will give a person named Henry Townshend this room and say...I am a mother obssed villian of som sorts" Walter says

"O.K" Frank says

"Also your son james is...umm...he's...dead, yeah that works" Walter says

Frank just drools

"Also when I leave you make the walls sound proof and make the windows open and bullet proof and When Henry move in you will chain the doors shut and smash a hole in his bathroom wall undersatnd" Walter Says

Frank just nods his head

"Good and you will not remember ever seeing me" Walter says

Frank nods

"O.K" HE then snaps his fingers and Frank comes to

"Sorry You can't have this room freind I am saving it for Henry Townshend." Frank said

"Judo chop" Walter said as he hit Frank in the neck and knocked him out

"Wally Come here boy!" Walter screamed as little walter comes out of the bathroom

"Yes daddy." Wally says

"I need you to stay here and make up a story about how screwed up your life is and annoy the hell out of one of the tennants so that he wants to kill you." Walter stated firmly

"Yes Sir" Wally said

"Good boy. I'm going to west virginia so be good." He said as he walked out the door

"Bye Daddy." Wally said as he followed him but tripped on frank and knocked himself out.

(BE) back to james

about 300 unsuccesfull attempts later

"Why don't I just try and walk." James said relising how much of a retard he was and walked through the door

When he made it to the other side he looked around the room he was in and saw a wallet floating in a toilet but as he got close it sank into the toilet

"Well only one thing I can do." He said as he apparoached the toilet and stuck his head inside the shit filled toilet.

When he reamerged with the wallet in his mouth he spit the wallet onto the floor and said

"AHH! just like the days at home well lets have a look in this wallet."

He looked inside and found a peice of paper that read

"I can't believe you reached in the toilet for this peice of paper I would never tell you my code for the lock is 1R 26L 3R 4L ha ha...wait...damnit"

James walks to the next room and opens the safe and looks inside

"Oh my god!" James exclaimed

(BE) At the airport

As walter was going through customs and baggage check the gaurds scanned his bag

"O.K 2 Pistols a Lead pipe a steel pipe a chainsaw and abot 50 ponds of weed ok every thing checks out" Said the obviously dumb gaurd

"O.K thank you" Walter said

"Now just walk through the metal detector" The gaurd said

"Yes sir" Walter said as he walked through the gate

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Please put all Metal objects in the tray" The gaurd said

Walter Reached in his pocket and pulled out his spoon

"LOOK OUT HE HAS A SPOON!" The gaurd said pulling out his gun

Walter seeing this grabs his spoon and stbs the gaurd in the throat. He then grabs his bag and runs through the terminal killing all gaurds in his path.

He makes it to the plane finds his seat and awaits take off. A voice comes over the speaker and says

"Now for our inflight movie we have a musical"

"OHH" Walter said happily

"We will now start TOMMY" The speaker said

" OHHH GGGGOOODDDDD NOOOOOO!!!" Walter screamed as the movie started.

(BE) Back to james and the safe

James reached in the safe and pulled out 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bullets for every gun imaginable

"OHHHHHHHH HELL YEAH!!" James screamed with joy as he walked off to explore the new apartment building.

He eventally reached a room with a large mirror he looked around and noticed somthing

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" James screamed in pur fright of what he saw.

End of chapter

CLIFF HANGER OMFG!

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