Me bored and hate homophones and my bad typing skills. There might be a change of POV. Just so you know. Here's Chaptie 4! It's toe 2 alley ran doom! Oh yeah! Thank you Sakura- Moonlight!

When Food Flies

Dynasty and Ray walk towards the food court. "God, Ray! I don't know why people stare at you maybe it's because your Chinese!"

"But that doesn't explain why all the girls that walk past me look at me weird!" Ray scratches his head as a girl looks at him.

"Just ignore them! Half of them are whores!"

"Are you serious?"

"No fucking duh! Now shut up!"

Soon they reach the food court where they see Kimmiko and her cousin, Max. They were playing some kind of card game.

"Hey Kimmiko! Whasup!" Dynasty sits down at the table.

"Nothing just wuppin' Max at blackjack. You want in?"

"Sure why not?"

Kimmiko deals Dynasty in, "So that's you brother?" Kimmiko points to Ray.

"Sadly, yes. Why?"

" 'Cause he looks nothing like you. He looks like a cat."

"Hey Kimmiko, right." Ray taps Kimmiko on the shoulder.

"Yeah?"

"Why are you wearing a sweatshirt? On the way here I hear it was 97°."

" Cuz."

"….Okay."

"Yes I finally won!" Max jumps out of his seat.

Kimmiko hits the table, "Damn! I owe you 20 bucks!"

Soon they see Takaiyu with a slightly chubby(More like slightly whale sized) blue haired with a baseball cap. He excitedly looks around and starts yelling in Japanese.

"…. Who's that?" Dynasty stares at the chubby boy.

Kimmiko grabs her camera, "Shamu escaped from Sea World!"

Max spits out his drink and starts laughing like an idiot.

Ray looks around, "Who's Shamu?

Takaiyu walks up to them as Kimmiko takes pictures of her cousin, "Hey. You'd think he'd be full after 1000 bags of airplane peanuts, but he just won't stop."

"He's worse than me." Kimmiko takes a pic of Takaiyu, "I'm bored. How long before Miyu gets here."

"I'm behind you."

Kimmiko turns around, "Oh hey, Miyu! Where's you cousin?"

"He's over there. By himself. Thinking."

Everyone turns to the right to see Miyu's cousin, Kai.

"He's a vampire!" Kimmiko points and screams.

Max yells, "No! Not a vampire!"

Takaiyu practically faints, "Miyu! That's you cousin."

"Don't have a conniption, you guys." Dynasty looks at them.

Then Takaiyu's cousin comes to the table with a KFC variety bucket and three hamburgers, "Hey Takaiyu, can I have twenty more dollars I ran out of money and I want something from Taco Bell."

"Oh yeah… That garbage disposal is my cousin Takao, or Tyson which ever one."

Tyson sits down at the table and in about four seconds he's wiping his mouth off with the sleeve of his jacket, "That was good." He burps then gets up to go get some more.

"I think I'm gonna hurl.." Dynasty covers her mouth.

Kimmiko looks in the KFC bucket, "Hey look! There's a chicken leg left!" She goes to grab it, but someone grabs her hand. Kimmiko looks up to see Tyson holding her hand. Then Takaiyu starts singing, "Takao and Kimmiko sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" Takaiyu and Dynasty start laughing like crazy people. Tyson blushes slightly as he and Kimmiko hold hands. Kimmiko quickly lets go of his hand and grabs the chicken leg. Max and Miyu give her angry looks, and Ray sits there confused by American culture.

"Hey give me back my chicken!" Tyson grabs the chicken leg.

Kimmiko yells at him, "NO!"

They struggle against each other until Kimmiko's hands slips and she falls back into her chair accidentally kicking the table causing a bowl of mashed potatoes with gravy to pop up and hit Takaiyu in the face.

"Oh shit." Kimmiko looks like she's about to die.

Takaiyu wipes the mashed potatoes off her face. Then she picks up Max's drink and throws it at Kimmiko, but she actually ducks for once in her life and the drink hits Kai. All of a sudden everybody gets really quiet. Kai opens his eyes and looks down at his shirt. Then he looks a the group, "Who threw that?"

Tyson points at Takaiyu, Takaiyu points at Tyson, and Kimmiko points at him too just for the heck of it.

"Hey!" Tyson yells at Kimmiko.

Kai gets up and walks towards Tyson. Everybody in the food court watched quietly. All of a sudden you can hear cowboy western music.

"Turn it off!" Takaiyu hisses at Kimmiko who had taken out a boom box.

"Sorry! God!"

Kai picks up a chicken leg and launches it at Tyson at the speed of a rocket. It's Tyson in the stomach and sends him flying. Everyone turns around to see Tyson in the Taco Bell booth. They Tyson comes back up with a soda pump in his hands.

"HA! Take this you Vampire freak!"

Weelllll…. Me, the author, is lazy like with all things. Me give you summary. Kai chases Tyson around with pointy knife…. Yeah and Tyson scream like little girl…..me thinks that's it…. Me no happy no more me sad. Me says to cheer me up to write more stowies, you must send me sugar and write reviews. Or me cry! Me serious!