Total Drama Alphabet
Chapter 6: Day 3: Part 2: The Libby
"And welcome back to Total Drama Alphabet!" Izzy exclaimed, as Justin finished wheeling Katrina, in a wheelchair, with most of her body cast up. "Nice to see the slowpokes finally make it up!"
"You Amazons should keep note of who caused you guys to lose this race," Danielle stated, nodding her head.
"That wasn't her fault," Rachel said, glaring at Danielle.
"Again, wasn't a race," Izzy said. "And it's not Katrina's fault Justin didn't want to help her up."
"Hey, she's heavy!" Justin complained. Katrina glared at Justin.
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Katrina: (still cast up in her wheelchair) Yes, I know I'm disgustingly fat. Really don't need to rub that in, OK?
"I'm sure you all remember the very first challenge from the very first season," Izzy said. "Jumping from the thousand-foot cliff. Lots of fun, lots of team-switching-"
"Could I please switch teams?" Isis asked sweetly.
"Um, no," Izzy said. "We're not doing that, and we're not building a hot tub, either. 'Cause Izzy's got one already."
"We could use a hot tub, though," Hank said, grinning. "It'd be nice to relax in there with the ladies."
"You do know Chris destroyed our hot tub after that first night," Izzy said. "We didn't exactly get to keep it for the whole season." Izzy shook her fist to the sky. "Imanes del refrigerador sabor semi reloj de péndulo!"
"What was that?" Elizabeth asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It was Spanish for 'curse Chris for not letting us keep the hot tub for the whole season,'" Izzy said, grinning as she rocked back and forth on her heels.
"No, it wasn't," Frederique said. "That was just sad."
"It was outright nonsense!" Stephanie yelled.
"It's probably better to just ignore it when Izzy does that," Courtney stated.
Stephanie massaged her forehead. "You're right, you're right, I direly need not get so worked up."
Isis placed her hand on Stephanie's shoulder, smiling bright. "Cheer up. Izzy just wants us to be happy."
"I've seen this show before," Stephanie grumbled, crossing her arms over her chest. "Chris did not exactly ensure a good time for the underlings he preferred to call campers. And where is Chris, anyway?"
"Fired," Courtney said, grinning. "And good riddance. You all should be thankful that he's long gone."
Stephanie smiled slightly. "I suppose the food is better this year." Stephanie smirked. "Marginally."
"Come on, it wasn't that bad!" Courtney shouted, defensive.
"It was passable," Stephanie said, shrugging. "And it's not like I have any cooking talent whatsoever."
"Courtney's got talent to spare, though," Cody said, grinning.
"OK, seriously, what is with that?" Courtney asked. "What does that even mean?"
"Sounds like a Sailor Moon reference to me, about Sailor Jupiter," Elizabeth said, chewing on a piece of gum.
"OK, first, could you spit that out?" Courtney asked. "And second, could you please tell me this means, anyway?"
"It means-"
"It means you're very good at this game, yes," Cody said, with a nervous smile. Courtney looked at Cody suspiciously.
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Elizabeth: It means Cody doesn't seem to want Courtney to know what it means. I'm not sure I blame him. (Elizabeth looks down at her chest.) I don't need no more talent, though. I got enough.
"Is everyone ready to jump?" Izzy asked. "Notice the safe zone down there, in the litty bitty circle. If you don't land in the safe zone, we have pianos that'll eat you."
"Of course," Stephanie said. "Pianos. Makes perfect sense."
"Again, better not to question it," Courtney said.
"If you don't jump, you're out, so who's first?" Izzy asked.
"Ooh, us! We can go first!" Candice exclaimed, raising her arm into the air, then turned to Bridgette. "You were so brave in the first season, jumping down there!"
"Yeah," Bridgette said, rubbing the back of her neck. "Well, it wasn't that bad."
"Are you ready?" Candice asked.
Bridgette smiled. "Sure." The two girls walked over to the edge of the cliff and jumped down into the safe zone in the water.
"And Bridgette and Candice will be moving on, it looks like!" Izzy exclaimed, then leapt onto Stephanie's back, knocking them both to the ground. "Ha ha, that was fun!"
"What did you do that for?" Stephanie yelled.
Izzy shrugged. "You just seemed like you needed some cheering up."
"I know that feeling," Ophelia said, with her fingers in Noah's mouth, forcing it into a smile.
"Would you cut that out?" Noah yelled.
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Ophelia: (pushing down on the cushion of the new chair) Comfy. (Ophelia starts bouncing up and down on the chair as she speaks.) I know Noah's got a Mr. Fun Side to him, 'cause I know he likes Katie. Yep, it was obvious back in Haute Camp-Ture that they had a thing for each other, and I just know that, unlike certain la-la-losers that shall not be named, he's got a nice side to him, and it's up to me to bring that side out! (Ophelia taps her chin.) Or maybe Haruhi.
Stephanie: I feel somewhat bad for Noah, really.
"I didn't see any man-eating pianos out there," Candice said, as she and Bridgette stepped onto the shore.
"I'm pretty sure Izzy just made that up," Bridgette said, chuckling a bit, then looked a bit guilty. "Mind if I ask something?"
"Eep!" Candice squealed, putting her fingers to her mouth, running in place. "You want to ask me something?" Candice went to the ground, bowing before Bridgette. "I am not worthy!"
Bridgette raised an eyebrow. "That's a little scary."
Candice giggled, then picked herself up from the ground. "It's OK, I was teasin' ya'!" Candice gave Bridgette a light punch to the arm. "I'm not that weird, I promise, but I am super happy we're becoming BFFs!" Candice gasped, then smiled nervously. "I mean, I know we're not BFFs right now, but I was… gah, I'm totally stupid right now, I'm sorry I'm spazzing."
"It's OK," Bridgette said, then looked down, rubbing her arm nervously. "It's just… well, I'm sorry."
Candice looked confused. "Why are you sorry? You're Bridgette! You're perfect!"
Bridgette blushed. "I'm really not." Bridgette sighed.
"What's wrong?" Candice asked, cocking her head. "I won't get mad. Promisies!"
Bridgette rubbed her shoe against the sand. "I was kind of hoping I'd be paired up with Bob."
"Well, Bob's nice," Candice said. "I mean, I know it's good to like everyone equally, but I play favorites too, like you being my favorite contestant."
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Candice: Yeah, I kinda' suspected what it was. (Candice sighs.) I guess no one's completely perfect, but I know Bridgette would try to overcome it! It's the Bridgette way!
"And I know, I'm a dirty slut," Candice said, sounding hurt.
"I didn't say that," Bridgette said, then gulped, looking shocked, then looked down. "I'm sorry, though. I'm not going to patronize you. That… did have me nervous."
"Thank you," Candice said, smiling.
Bridgette looked up, confused. "You're thanking me?"
"For being honest," Candice said. "I don't like when people treat me like a dumb blonde slut."
Bridgette smiled as she put her hands into her pockets. "I can relate to that. Well, the dumb blonde part, not the… s-word part so much-"
"It's OK," Candice said. "You can say it."
"I really don't like that word, though," Bridgette said. "It's just… ugly."
"I'm kinda' used to it," Candice said, then started tearing up slightly, as she wiped her eye. "I kinda' deserve it."
"You don't," Bridgette said. "And I'm disappointed in myself. I don't like not being open-minded."
"I kinda' was a slut," Candice said.
"I wish you wouldn't call yourself that," Bridgette said.
"I ain't saying I am one, I'm saying I was one," Candice said.
"Now see, that's just… really, I'm ashamed that I was thinking bad things before," Bridgette said, blushing. "You're thinking bad things about you too, though." Bridgette hugged Candice gently, and Candice squeezed back hard. "I just wish-"
Bridgette was cut short as the two saw Duncan flying down from the cliff, screaming loudly as he crashed into the water, followed shortly by Danielle flying by just as fast, gagging after she got her head back above the water.
"I should probably help them," Bridgette said.
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Duncan: Man, is Danielle strong. She's really pissing me off, though. She never shuts up! I was going to walk out, but then she just threw me off the cliff! Hard! Who the hell does this girl think she is?
Danielle: (rubbing her forehead) Yeah, I think I got Courtney a little angry, hurling Duncan down the cliff against his will and all, but he was trying to make me lose! My hands were tied, Courtney, I swear! (Danielle shakes her head.) I can't believe I have a crush-had. Had a crush on the guy. (Danielle smiles nervously.)
"You two are out if you don't jump," Izzy said, looking to Courtney and Stephanie.
"It's in the best interest of our health," Stephanie said. "We happen to enjoy not dying."
"I think I can handle it, actually," Courtney said, smiling. "I wouldn't want to be the downfall of your team."
"I thought you were afr… had a condition that prevented you from jumping off cliffs," Stephanie said.
"I'm pretty sure Izzy isn't trying to kill us," Courtney said, then looked over the cliff into the lake and gulped. "On the other hand, maybe you're right. I wouldn't ask of you to risk life and limb jumping down there."
"Of course," Stephanie said. "Am I to wear one of those horrid rubber chicken hats now?"
"No, but you're still out," Izzy said.
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Jennie: For someone who thinks she's so much smarter than the rest of us, Stephanie isn't exactly trying to win anyone over here.
Isis: I just hope the rest of her team doesn't vote Stephanie out for that, 'cause she could so totally own everything else they throw at her!
Courtney: Frankly, I didn't mind getting out of the game. I really wanted to make sure Danielle wasn't up to anything. She's acting pretty weird.
Isis looked over the edge of the cliff, biting her nails, then glomped Leshawna, crying. "I'm sorry. I can't do it."
"It's OK," Leshawna said, patting Isis' back. "It's a pretty scary jump."
"I wish I were as brave as you," Isis said, as she walked down the cliff with Leshawna.
"It's OK, not everyone can be as awesome and fearless as me," Leshawna boasted.
"You forced Heather to do it in the first season," Alistair teased, smirking.
"This is… it's different," Leshawna said, nervous.
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Leshawna: (sighing) It's not that different, really. I made a mistake throwing Heather over the cliff.
"You can do it," Veronica said to Geoff, nervously looking over the cliff. "It's not so bad. Just plummeting at up to a hundred and twenty miles per hour to what could possibly be our deaths."
"Don't wanna'," Geoff said, sucking on his thumb.
"It's not so bad," Veronica said, looking down to Geoff. "We'll probably survive, and if we don't, then it's not like anyone's going to miss me… but you don't want to die, I guess." Veronica sighed. "I'm bad at this."
"Nah, come on, babe, you're good at this," Geoff said. "It's just… kinda' scary. But don't worry, I can do this!"
"That's the right attitude," Veronica said. "Wish I had it."
"You can get it," Geoff said, pounding his chest. "Just comes from here, ya' know?"
"Not really," Veronica said, then looked down into the water, and jumped, with Geoff following after.
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Veronica: First of all, Bridgette, if you were to put a hit on me after talking to Geoff, I wouldn't blame you. And second, it was pretty much win-win, anyway. Either I could be happy that I actually made the jump, or I'd be dead. No real downside.
"You are certifiably insane if you believe that I will actually jump," Walter said.
Izzy jumped onto Walter's chest, grabbing him by the shirt. "Who told you?"
"I am not jumping, and anyone else with the least amount of sanity will follow suit in not jumping."
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Stephanie: (shudders) I do detest the thought of being associated with Walter for not jumping.
Gwen: (shrugging) If he didn't want to jump, I wasn't going to force him.
"And this one time, Katie and I just found the absolute cutest outfit!" Sadie exclaimed, while Alistair was holding his ears tight. "It was green, which was different from our usual pink color scheme, but we were both on this 'save the planet' kick, and Katie said 'hey, let's get this,' and I was like 'oh my God, we totally should,' and Katie was like 'eeeiii,' and I was like 'eeeiii,' but then, we noticed that none of the stock came in my size, so we went to find the manager, and-"
Sadie screamed as Alistair violently pushed her off the cliff, with Alistair laughing from the top, looking over. Until Katie stormed over and kicked him in the balls, causing Alistair to immediately clutch them as he fell over the cliff himself.
"You do not mess with my Sadie," Katie said ominously, down the cliff.
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Alistair: That was uncalled for! What did I do to that snot-nosed brat, anyway?
Noah: (hugging Katie, patting her back) There, there. Don't let him get to you.
Katie: (crying) He pushed Sadie over the cliff, like… he hated her.
"We can do this easily, Ezekiel," Ulysses said, putting him hand on Ezekiel's shoulder. "Just a simple jump.
"I don't really want to, eh?" Ezekiel said, nervous.
"I said get your screaming pansy-ass down that cliff, and that's an order, soldier!" Ulysses barked. "Or so help me I'll push you down there myself!" Ulysses tried pushing Ezekiel, but to no avail. After a few minutes, Ulysses sighed. "I obviously need more training. Shame on you for not being a man, though." Ulysses looked over the edge of the cliff. "Does it count if I jump without Ezekiel?"
"No," Izzy said, irritated.
"I wasn't asking you, stupid girl!" Ulysses yelled. "I was asking someone with half a brain, you idjit!" Ulysses then dove into the water below.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ulysses: Where's Chris? Where's the real host, really? Why do we have some brain-dead cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs girl in charge here?
Rachel gulped as she looked down the cliff. "I think I'll pass this one."
"What?" Rain asked, glaring at Rachel. "Chicken?"
"Well, yeah," Rachel said, nervous. "It's a pretty long fall. I wouldn't want to hurt myself. That wouldn't be good for, well, me."
"I didn't get replaced by some snotty Daddy's girl who can't get her hands a little dirty, you're going!" Rain screamed, grabbing Rachel forcefully as she jumped into the water.
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Rain: (slapping her forehead) OK, that was a really stupid way of getting her to lose.
Katrina: I feel bad for all the abuse Rachel's taking from Rain. If only Rain were named Karen, or something, then… I'd be in the same shape I'm in now, really. Rachel doesn't deserve it, though.
"Are you OK?" Jennie asked DJ, patting his arm, as he looked scared to death over the cliff.
"I'm… good?" DJ asked weakly.
"We don't have to do this," Jennie said, smiling. "I don't want you to feel pressured."
"Thanks, but I can do this," DJ said, with a determined look on his face. "I can do this! I will do this!" DJ was about to jump, but then stopped short, and shook his head. "I can't do this."
Jennie walked over and pat DJ on the back. "It's OK."
"No it's not!" Todd yelled, pushing DJ over the cliff, and DJ screamed all the way down to the lake. "Our team will win!"
"What was that for?" Jennie yelled angrily, then jumped down into the lake herself.
"We can't have everyone on our team chicken out, of which I will be one of them," Todd said, grinning. "Like I would risk this insane jump."
"Oh, but you are!" Katie yelled, angry, kicking Todd in the balls, then gently pushing him over the cliff. Katie then went over to the edge of the cliff, leaning down with her hands on her hips. "But all for nothing, since I'm not jumping with you, so ha!"
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Todd: OK, what was the point of Katie pushing me over the cliff if she wasn't going to jump as well? I didn't get any credit for that insane jump since she didn't jump as well!
"Hello, hello, hello," Charlotte sang, with Xuxa looking a bit irritated. "Hello, hello, hello! Hello, hello, hello! It's time for Xuxa and her friends!"
"I really hate that song," Xuxa said. "Isn't there anything else you know?"
"I don't know any of her other songs," Charlotte said.
"They don't have to be Xuxa songs," Xuxa said. "Just please, not that song."
Charlotte smirked. "It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all…"
"That's an improvement," Xuxa said, smiling. "Ready to jump?"
"Oh, yes!" Charlotte exclaimed, as the two leapt over the cliff, into the water below.
"Ooh, that looks like fun, Noah!" Ophelia exclaimed.
"A blast," Noah stated. "So much that I'm really hoping you aren't going to force me to jump as well."
"Oh, but of course I am!" Ophelia exclaimed, with a huge grin.
"I doubt Katie would let you force me," Noah said.
Katie shrugged. "I like Ophelia. I give thee permission to do with Noah as you please." Katie tapped her chin. "Except for making out with him! That's not allowed."
Ophelia saluted Katie. "I shall follow your rules!" Ophelia then grabbed Noah's arm and spun around in circles, making them both dizzy, threw a hula hoop around Noah, threw a water balloon at him, then dragged him over the cliff to jump into the lake below.
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Noah: Where did that freak even get that water balloon from?
Ophelia: (rolling her eyes) The water balloon made for good practice for getting dunked into the lake. Duh.
"I'm a bit nervous, guys," George said, holding his cane in front of him as he walked around. "I'm really not a big fan of this whole 'jumping to my doom' thing. Could someone tell me how to get back down?"
"You're facing the right way," Beth said. "Just follow my voice."
"Turn around?" George asked, turning in the other direction, pounding his cane before his every step. "All right!"
"No, you're heading the wrong way!" Beth called out. "You're going to fall!"
"I'm almost there, so don't worry," George said, until he ultimately felt an abyss before him, and then stepped off, plummeting into the lake below.
"George!" Beth cried out, and jumped in after him.
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George: Yes, believe it or not, I'm a great swimmer. Just need someone around so I don't bump my head. Hope I didn't scare Beth too much.
Beth: That was so mean! I was so worried about George!
"You'll look so extra pretty after you get cleaned up and wet in the water," Margo said cheerfully to Nicole, who sighed.
"Uh, thank you," Nicole said. Nicole walked to the edge of the cliff, about to jump.
"Good luck hug!" Margo exclaimed, grabbing Nicole by the waist, startling her, and she tumbled into the lake after Margo let go. "I don't think you were supposed to hit your head on the rock, though!"
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Nicole: (holding an ice pack to her head) I fear that Margo will be the death of me.
Elizabeth stood away from the cliff, nervous. "Are you all right?" Cody asked, a bit concerned.
"I'm fine," Elizabeth said.
"So, ready to jump off the cliff?"
"No."
"It's OK if you're afraid to-"
"I ain't afraid, OK?" Elizabeth yelled. "I just don't wanna' jump."
Cody gulped. "That's OK. Not jumping is cool. I'm down with that."
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Cody: You know, you'd think a murderer wouldn't be so afraid of jumping off that cliff. Then again, I've never killed anyone, so I'm not exactly an expert on the subject.
"And that's everyone," Izzy said, then looked over to Katrina, who was doing a decent job of wrestling Justin from her wheelchair. "Almost everyone, that is. Are you jumping?"
"No," Justin said, bitter.
"Yes, we are!" Katrina yelled.
"You can't make me do this!" Justin yelled.
"I can die trying!" Katrina yelled back, dragging Justin as she rolled the chair to the top of the cliff, then flung herself over, dragging Justin down with her.
"Wow," Izzy said, looking somewhat amazed. "I've got to give her props."
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Katrina: Was Justin always this bad? What happened to that nice, quiet guy, who also happened to be ridiculously hot? I liked him. (Katrina narrows her eyes.) I don't like this new Justin.
"Congratulations to those of you who have survived," Izzy said, standing before Alistair and Sadie, Candice and Bridgette, Danielle and Duncan, George and Beth, Jennie and DJ, Katrina and Justin, Nicole and Margo, Ophelia and Noah, Rachel and Rain, Veronica and Geoff, and Xuxa and Charlotte. "But now, I'm afraid two more teams will be eliminated, for it's time for the Awake-a-Thon!" Izzy exclaimed. Now, the regular way of doing it takes way too much time, so I'm just going to make boom boom with a sleeping gas bomb here, and whichever contestant hits the ground first is out, along with the contestant paired with the veteran who hits the ground first."
"That sounds completely fair," Rachel said, rolling her eyes.
"We're on a schedule," Izzy said. "And now, Explosivo makes with the boom boom!" Izzy pulled out a large detonator, and pushed the plunger in, and there was a slight fog, but almost immediately, everyone started falling asleep, and falling to the ground.
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Noah: That could've gone better had Izzy, oh, I dunno', remembered to bring a gas mask for herself? Not make everyone wait for her to finally wake up? (Noah shakes his head.)
"This is boring," Courtney complained, watching Danielle and Duncan lying asleep on the ground, closely.
"I don't think we have to stay and watch," Stephanie said.
"Oh, I do," Courtney said, narrowing her eyes toward Danielle and Duncan.
"They're sleeping," Stephanie said. "I don't think they're up to anything." Courtney sighed.
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Courtney: I know that Danielle likes Duncan-I mean, who wouldn't. And she's my friend, so I probably should trust her. Someone who's my friend would never betray me like that, right? For some reason, I just have this awful feeling in the back of my mind that a friend would do that to me.
"So, wanna' make out?" Duncan asked, wiggling his eyebrow as he was slowly waking up.
"Sure," Danielle said, half sleeping. "So sexy, so want you, so-" Danielle quickly shook herself wide awake. "No!" Danielle smacked Duncan and shot straight up. "No I will not!"
"Don't hit him!" Courtney yelled.
Danielle nervously turned to Courtney. "I'm sorry, it's just… I'm sorry."
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Danielle: This is a very difficult tightrope to walk. Duncan keeps flirting with me-though I guess I can't blame him, being so perfect as I am-but I don't want to hurt the closest person I have to a friend here. But Courtney gets upset when I hurt Duncan, so it's… hard. Who knew having actual friends could be so hard?
"So who won?" Nicole asked, slowly getting herself up. "Or who lost?"
"I think we both won!" Margo exclaimed, picking Nicole up quickly, which led to her soon dizzily falling back to the ground. "Oops. Sorry. Let me help you-"
"I'm good, I'm good!" Nicole said, nervous.
"This is a pretty stupid challenge, anyway," Rachel said, dusting herself off as she picked herself up. "Declaring a loser by how quickly they fell to the ground after falling asleep? What kind of ridiculous challenge is that, anyway?"
"The shut the hell up kind!" Rain yelled, making a fist after quickly getting up. "You do not get to complain! You're lucky you even got on this stupid show!"
"My face!" Justin shouted, feeling his cheek. "I think… I think I feel a scuff mark!"
"You'll live," Katrina said.
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Katrina: I must admit, Justin was very good at hiding his true self back in the first season. Granted, it likely helps that he didn't last very long, but now, I'm starting to think Heather had the right idea in getting rid of him when she did.
"We have the tape!" Alyssa said, as she and Elli rolled out a television screen and VCR on a tall stand. "We've got exactly who fell to the ground first!"
"She got an advantage, though!" Danielle complained, pointing to Katrina. "She wasn't going to fall to the ground! She was faking it in that wheelchair."
"I am not faking being injured here!" Katrina yelled.
"That doesn't matter," Alyssa said. "She actually stayed awake longer than anyone else, anyway." Alyssa pressed the play button, and all of the current and former contestants still in the game could be seen. As some started to fall, Alyssa started to advance the video frame by frame, until someone's head hit the ground. Alyssa pointed to Candice on the screen. "And that, my friends, is the first knockdown."
Candice hung her head in shame. "I'm sorry I let you down, Bridgette."
"I'm not actually competing for the million, you know," Bridgette said, patting Candice on the back. "No one's going to blame you for just… falling before everyone else."
"I will!" Danielle shouted. "She's obviously used to going down fast!"
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Courtney: (wide-eyed) I'll definitely need to talk to Danielle a bit more. I mean, Candice may be a dirty slut, but… well, that might have been a little out of line.
"Danielle, shut up," Bridgette said, glaring at her.
"See?" Danielle shouted, starting to cry. "Everyone always picks on me!"
"Get over it!" Nicole shouted.
"Aww, are you OK?" George asked, walking over to comfort Danielle.
Danielle used George's shirt as a handkerchief and blew her nose into his sleeve. "Everybody's being mean to me."
"You just need to rise above your haters, beautiful gorgeous," George said, smiling.
Danielle sniffled, then clung to George. "Thanks."
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Danielle: I wish George could actually, you know, see how beautiful I truly am, but I'll take what I can get.
Alistair: I have to hand it to George: that was very well played. Of course, I would have done the same if I weren't so groggy at the time.
"Yeah, don't let anyone bother you," Ophelia said, looking and sounding more serious than usual. "Everyone deserves to be happy, even whiny, annoying, egotistical yet beautiful girls!"
"Thanks," Danielle muttered, looking displeased.
"Well, it's true," Ophelia said, walking closer to her. "I like you. You're not that nice, but you're just kinda' lonely and determined. I like that."
"But I am nice," Danielle said, starting to cry again. "I'm the nicest person I know."
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Isis: Stupid lousy white girl tears. It's kind of sad that George can't actually see that's she's not as down and out as she's making it appear. No one cares when I cry, though! It's always just suck it up! (Isis uses finger quotes.) "Those people" are really good at sucking it up. (Isis gags for the camera.) I hate it! (Isis starts to cry.)
Ophelia: I hate getting all serious and boring, but I feel kinda' bad for Danielle. And I know how irritating she can be, but I don't think she's that bad, really. (Ophelia looks at the camera, then licks it.) OK, I had to do that, I was getting sick of being so serious.
Katrina: I'm glad someone likes Danielle. Everyone deserves a friend, and frankly, I'm happy that she's got someone on her side, at least. I don't know if I would have the patience.
Alyssa advanced the tape. "And Rain, you hit the ground before any of the other non-contestants, so you and Rachel are out."
"What?" Rain bellowed.
"A few frames before Justin hit the ground," Alyssa pointed out, then turned to Elli. "Which, by the way, means you owe me twenty dollars."
Elli shrugged, then took out a twenty dollar bill from her hat. "You've earned it fair and square."
"So, it's not my fault we lost," Rachel said, grinning, with her hands on her hips, looking to Rain.
"Of course it's your fault!" Rain screamed. "You made me lose my concentration!" Rachel smiled uncomfortably, then ran off, with Rain chasing her.
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Elli: I let Alyssa win, of course. She's fourteen. I didn't want to go too hard on her.
Rain: Why is she even on the show? All she is is a new Heather! No one liked the old Heather! That's probably why she's the only old contestant who isn't back this season to help Izzy. Eva shouldn't be here either, though. (Rain pounds her fists together.)
"Hide and seek! Hide and seek!" Izzy exclaimed, clapping her hands together, standing before Alistair and Sadie, Danielle and Duncan, George and Beth, Jennie and DJ, Katrina and Justin, Nicole and Margo, Ophelia and Noah, Veronica and Geoff, and Xuxa and Charlotte. "This will be your last challenge. There is no base." Izzy took out a giant water gun. "If either of your team gets blasted, you're out. Last pair standing gets first place for their team. The first team to lose all of their members here will face elimination tonight. You have ten minutes, so good luck!" Izzy closed her eyes and stuck her fingers in her ears, screaming "la la la."
"I know where we can make out," Duncan said to Danielle, wiggling his eyebrow.
"I don't know about this," Danielle said, rubbing her arm. "I don't think Courtney would like it if we ran off and hid together."
Courtney smiled. "I could hide with you. I don't think Izzy would mind. I'd feel better about it if I could keep an eye on you two."
Danielle smiled, then glomped Courtney. "You're the second best, after me!"
"I know," Courtney said. "Could you let go, though?" Danielle quickly let go, looking embarrassed.
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Ophelia: Courtney and Danielle, sittin' in a tree, eatin' peanut butter, kissin' each other… wait. (Ophelia scratches her head.) I think I got something mixed up there.
"It's comfortable," Candice said, fanning herself, to Bridgette, with Izzy still with her eyes closed, covering her ears, and 'la la'-ing to herself nearby. "It's hot, and I don't like all this heat. You have to be hot in that hoodie."
"I don't really have anything under it, though," Bridgette said, blushing. "Well, except my bra."
"It's comfy, I promise!" Candice exclaimed.
"It is a little hot," Bridgette said, smiling. "But maybe somewhere a little more private, at least?"
"Take it off!" Walter shouted, standing nearby.
"OK, I don't really blame you," Candice said. "I'm used to the catcalls. Probably not a good thing."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Candice: We found someplace a little more quiet-Walter only followed us a few feet before he ran out of breath-and she actually did strip down. I didn't look, though, since she seemed a little uncomfortable still. I totally have a girl crush on her, though!
"This is like a totally awesome hiding place!" Ophelia exclaimed, then shivered. "A bit chilly, though."
"Why are we hiding in the refrigerator, anyway?" Noah shouted. "Could we not have at least unplugged it first?"
"And spoil all the food?" Ophelia asked, shaking her head. "Show some consideration."
"Yes, because you're a paragon of virtue yourself!" Noah shouted.
Izzy opened the refrigerator door, shaking her head. "There you guys are! You know, when you're playing hide and seek, it's usually a good idea not to be noisy." Izzy whipped out her water gun. "And now, prepare to die!"
"How do we get out, how do we get out?" Noah yelled in fear, crushed tight below Ophelia, both of them twisted up.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ophelia: (iced together with Noah) I've never felt closer to you.
Noah: I've never felt colder toward you.
(Ophelia kisses Noah somewhat passionately, with Noah trying to scream, shaking violently.)
Noah: What the hell was that?
Ophelia: I… thought this was the scene where the guy and the girl, after hurling insults on how much they hate each other, kiss each other.
Noah: No!
Ophelia: (blushing) I'm sorry. I misread the signs.
Noah: I like Katie!
Ophelia: I'd be up for a threesome!
"I know where we can hide!" Sadie exclaimed, with Alistair holding his ears.
"Not interested!" Alistair shouted. "You're too stupid to possibly come up with a decent hiding place!"
Sadie smirked. "I don't see you coming up with a good place."
"That's because I'm still thinking!" Alistair shouted. "And I can't think if you keep talking!"
"But I can hear you!" Izzy exclaimed. "Gotcha'!
Confession Vending Machine Room
Sadie: I had the best hiding place idea, and nooo, he wouldn't listen! (Sadie angrily crosses her arms over her chest.)
Katie: That was a really good hiding place idea you had, Sadie. He's just a poopyhead.
Noah: Seriously, I'm impressed. I wish I'd have thought of that. Might have been able to talk Ophelia out of her stupid refrigerator idea.
Katie: (smirking) Need help warming up?
Noah: (smiling slightly) Yes.
Katie: Group hug! (Katie and Sadie hug Noah tight.)
Noah: Not what I meant, not what I meant!
"This was our idea first!" Jennie shouted, from the top of a tree in the forest.
"It was our idea first!" Xuxa yelled, from the same tree. "You're just jealous 'cause I thought of it first."
"It was my idea, I thought," Charlotte said.
"Not important," Xuxa said.
"Maybe we could find another tree," DJ said.
"But I like this tree," Jennie said, caressing the leaves. "This tree just called out to me. It wanted me. You're a good tree, yes you are, yes you are!"
"Hey, is there a party I hear?" Geoff asked, looking up, alongside Veronica. "We could totes use a party!"
"It's not a party, it's my tree," Jennie said. "Go find your own hiding place."
"It's our tree!" Xuxa yelled.
"I think we're invited!" Geoff exclaimed, pumping his first.
"I don't think it's a party," Veronica said.
"I think you're all out, though!" Izzy exclaimed, pumping her gun.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Jennie: It's Xuxa's fault for attracting all that attention! Why couldn't she just leave me, DJ, and my tree alone? She's got issues.
Veronica: So I lost. That's what I expected, really, but Geoff wasn't so bad to hang around with. I probably deserved someone worse, but I won't complain. (Veronica smiles slightly.)
"I'm trusting you," George said, hiding behind a rock, not very well. "I've never been good at hide and seek."
"I'm not really that good, either," Beth said, then sighed. "I can never think of a good place to hide. I don't know how some people do it."
"That's not a very good place," Izzy said, pumping her gun. Then she sighed, put the gun back in her skirt, and took out a cheap plastic half-foot long squirt gun. "You're out."
Confession Vending Machine Room
George: You know, I was expecting Izzy to use a scarier, more forceful water gun than that. Not that I'm complaining!
"I'm not comfortable," Justin whined, someplace very dark.
"Shut up," Katrina whispered. "It's the perfect hiding place
"What if they eat us?" Justin asked.
"These sharks love you, they won't eat you," Katrina whispered. "Now keep quiet!"
"You can't make me stay in here!" Justin yelled. "I'm out of here."
"You're staying!" Katrina whispered loudly, trying to keep Justin inside the shark's mouth.
"I'm quitting!" Justin yelled, opening the shark's mouth.
"You really aren't that nice, are you?" Katrina asked, narrowing her eyes.
"No, I'm not," Justin said. "Especially to ugly girls! And you're not very nice yourself-you'll want to work on that if you ever want to find a guy. At least Beth's got the whole nice thing going for her!" Justin pulled away and swam out the shark's mouth. Katrina followed angrily, but bit her lip when the shark chomped down on her leg.
Confession Vending Machine Room!
Katrina: AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!
Izzy: That… made it very easy to find Katrina. I used the cheap plastic gun, at least. And brought her to the infirmary. I really thought Justin might be nicer. Beth's still got some work to do on him, methinks. She's doing all right, though she's still having trouble walking. Get better, Katrina.
Selena: I'm not even in this story, and I heard that. I really, really hope it was Courtney, though!
"Can't we just hide already?" Duncan complained.
"No," Danielle said. "We need to find where everyone else is hiding, to lead Izzy toward them when we make our escape."
"It's a brilliant plan, if I do say so myself," Courtney said.
"I think I see Nicole and Margo up that tree," Danielle said, smirking. "Duncan, would-I mean, Courtney, could you ask Duncan if he has his chainsaw with him?"
"Thank you for remembering not to ask him directly," Courtney said. "Duncan, do you-"
"I heard it the first time," Duncan complained, taking out a chainsaw. "Of course I brought it with me."
Danielle smirked. "Courtney, could you ask Duncan to fell the tree for me?"
Courtney smirked as well. "Duncan, could you-"
"Yes, yes, alright already," Duncan said, rolling his eyes, as he took the chainsaw to the tree. Courtney and Danielle both looked bizarrely excited to watch.
"What's going on?" Margo shouted. "Is the sky falling?"
"No," Nicole said, glaring down at the trio below. "They're cutting down the tree!"
Margo shook her head. "Jennie would be so disappointed with them."
"Who cares, we're in the tree!" Nicole yelled. "Look, we'll come down if you stop, OK?"
"No way!" Duncan exclaimed.
"Duncan!" Courtney yelled as she slapped his face.
"Fine," Duncan grumbled. "You never let me have any fun."
"Thank you for letting us live," Nicole said, as she climbed down the tree.
"See how nice I am?" Danielle asked, sounding somewhat desperate.
"Oh, yeah," Nicole said, rolling her eyes. "The cream of the crop."
"Thank you!" Danielle exclaimed, glomping Nicole.
"Could you let go?" Nicole asked, annoyed.
"Ooh, lookie what I found!" Izzy exclaimed, pumping her gun.
"We're outta' here!" Margo exclaimed, as she grabbed Nicole's hand and rushed off before anyone realized what had happened.
"Wait, where did they go?" Danielle asked.
"Never mind that, run!" Courtney shouted, trying to push Danielle and Duncan forward. They couldn't outrun Izzy and her gun, though, as the three were blasted into a tree.
"Score!" Izzy exclaimed, pumping her fist.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Margo: (smiling cute) I'm a fast runner. And I loved finally being able to help out without messing up! Yay me! (Margo claps cutely.)
Courtney: (dripping wet, holding her head) Was it really necessary to blast us so hard, Izzy?
Izzy: Yes.
Izzy paced before the contestants, gathered in front of the cabins, with Nicole and Margo smiling nervously in front of everyone. "You all have played admirably. Some of you more so than others." Izzy took a medal and put it around Nicole's neck. "And Nicole, you have survived when others have failed, and as such, Team Moon has earned first place! Congratulations."
"Thank you," Nicole said.
"I'm sorry my hosting duties prevented you for partnering with your favorite contestant," Izzy said, then glomped Nicole.
"Margo actually helped," Nicole said, smiling.
Izzy looked toward Team Amazon. "And you guys lost, I'm sorry to say."
"His fault," Katrina said, disgusted, with a newly bandaged leg, pointing to Justin.
"She wanted me to help her," Justin said, disgusted. "And do things I didn't really want to do just to help her win."
"OK, I'm tired of you," Rachel said, gnashing her teeth, and walked up and kicked Justin in the shin.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rain: I don't like Rachel, but I do have to respect her a little bit for standing up for her friend like that.
"It's Katrina's fault we lost," Alistair said. "It's that simple. We get rid of her, we become a better team!"
"Didn't she last longer than the rest of us?" Percy asked. "That's actually pretty hot."
Alistair slapped his own face in frustration. "It's bad enough when you want to make out with actual beautiful girls, much less the chewing gum stuck to your shoe."
"I'm not picky," Percy said, then pointed to Walter. "Unlike some people."
"Cleansing my deviated septum of debris aids with my breathing, as I happen to quite enjoy breathing," Walter said, removing his finger from his nose. "It allows me mock those beneath me."
"It's pretty gross," Percy said. "Why don't we just vote you out?"
"We need the numbers, and Katrina is a total bitch," Alistair said. "As I recall, she demolished New Orleans, after all."
"You're kidding," Frederique said, unimpressed. "I find her annoying, what with encouraging Rachel and Xuxa to annoy me to death, but you did not just compare her to a hurricane."
"She treated me like a poor person!" Alistair snapped. "For the good of the team, we must eliminate her!"
"As distasteful as I find the analogy, I must concur with his conclusion," Walter said. "Katrina did cause our team to lose, so it is appropriate for her to leave us."
"She didn't make us lose, though," Percy said, again.
"She was the last one out, ergo, our team did not lose until she was eliminated," Walter said. "Even a nitwit like you should be able to follow such simple logic."
"Wasn't it Justin's fault, anyway?" Percy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"That matters not," Walter said. "The loss has sullied Katrina's hands, regardless."
"And we seem to have someone spying on us," Frederique said, pointing to a boy wearing a green beret. "Which team is he on?"
"He's going to be dead if I get my hands on him!" Alistair yelled as he started chasing Zack away.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Alistair: Well, whoever that spy was is locked away in the Punishment Room now, good riddance. I will not allow anyone to compromise my ultimate victory, and no one will spy on me!
Izzy: (watching a videotape of Alistair's confessional) Ooh, spying on you is fun! And putting Fluffernutter between my toes is fun! (Izzy lifts her legs for the camera, holding a wolf pup with her feet.) But last-minute jokes are the best!
"Xuxa, I do not like you," Rachel said, along with Xuxa, standing near the front of the forest, and Katrina, still bandaged up, sitting in her wheelchair. "We're also outnumbered four to three, and we're going to be picked off one by one."
"If they start with you, it won't be so bad," Xuxa said, grinning.
"I'm an easy scapegoat doing well for them, it won't be me," Rachel said. "It'll probably be Katrina. Think about it: the guys aren't exactly nice and friendly and looking for team morale. They're looking to crush and destroy anyone who gets in their way, and they're going to want to crush the person who's forcing you and I to tolerate one another, and that's Katrina."
"I wish you two could get along without me," Katrina said, then sighed.
"That isn't about to happen," Rachel said. "Still, I think we can agree that we wish to keep you here. And we wish you would pick a side on the Frederique debate already."
"My side!" Xuxa exclaimed, oddly excited.
"I really don't want to have to choose sides," Katrina said.
"Understandable," Rachel said. "I don't like it, but it's an understandable decision on your part, though I will continue hoping I can change your mind later on. Still, we need to get rid of one of the guys."
"Not Frederique!" Xuxa shouted, then glared at Rachel. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Um, duh," Rachel said, rolling her eyes. "Why would I want to get rid of him?"
"Zack?" Katrina asked.
"Who?" Rachel asked, confused, then shook her head. "No, Walter. He's useless. He doesn't add anything to our team."
"And he's fairly ugly," Katrina said, smirking.
"Well, yeah," Rachel said, looking embarrassed. "Seriously, is a little personal hygiene too much to ask for?"
"It's still three votes against five, though," Katrina said. "That won't be enough."
"Oh, but it will be," Rachel said, with a mischievous grin, tapping her fingers together. "It will be. Bah ha ha ha!"
"Um, OK, what was that?" Katrina asked, raising an eyebrow.
"My evil laughter," Rachel said, protruding her chest out with her hands on her hips. "You like?"
"You might want to get a bit of practice on that," Katrina said, smiling innocently.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Katrina: I hope this works. If I leave tonight, there's little chance of Rachel and Xuxa getting along, and they will inevitably be picked off. I would hate to see that happen. I would flirt with Percy myself to get his vote, but let's face it, he wouldn't be interested in a girl who looks like me, or like Xuxa, and I'm so sorry for saying that, girl! Girls like us just need to find a guy who will appreciate us for our minds.
"Percy," Rachel said seductively, as she saw Percy standing by himself, as she walked over toward him. "Just the guy I wanted to see." Rachel started rubbing beneath his chin.
Percy was grinning like mad. "It's nice of you to notice me." Percy started making a muscle with his arm.
Rachel giggled cutely, then started walking her fingers on his forearm. "My, how… sexy."
"It's all natural, baby," Percy said, wiggling his eyebrows.
Rachel wrapped her arms around Percy, then touched his nose. "I was hoping I could ask you for a little… favor."
"Anything you want," Percy said, drooling a bit.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rachel: (slapping her tongue) Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww!
Alistair: Katrina's rich enough, anyway. She doesn't need anymore money. She already has enough to level any other city of her choosing.
Frederique: Katrina wouldn't be so bad if she'd stop encouraging Rachel and Xuxa. They're just so annoying! Seriously, is Katrina so stupid to not realize that I don't like them?
Katrina: (grinning as she waved to the camera) Buh-bye Walter. It was… well, not that nice knowing you. You were pretty disgusting, really.
That night, the eight members of Team Amazon sat in comfortable chairs around the campfire, as Izzy and Bridgette stood behind Izzy's podium. "Good evening," Izzy stated, in a somewhat spooky tone. "Your team has lost, and as such, you must be punished."
"That really wasn't my fault," Katrina said, attempting to lift a finger while cast up. "I've been beaten up by faulty chairs, contractors, and Justin, who is no longer my favorite of the old cast."
"If you've been voted off, I will give these guys hell, I can assure you," Rachel stated, then turned back to the other contestants, glaring at them.
"Some people always blame the last person to lose for the loss of the team," Izzy said, shaking her head. "I think that's stupid, but a lot of people subscribe to that belief."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rachel: (polishing her nails) Say what you will about me-everyone does-but I will not turn my back on a friend in need. I have every intention of taking Katrina to the final three with me. (Rachel blushes.) Along with Frederique.
Izzy motioned to a plate of alphabet blocks Bridgette was holding. "If I call your name, you are safe, and may come up to collect your alphabet block from Bridgette. But if you do not receive a block, then you have lost, and must immediately leave the island."
"Take the Dock of Shame to the Boat of Losers, yada yada," Rachel said, rolling her eyes. "We all know how it works."
"Where is the Boat of Losers, anyway?" Katrina asked, noticing the lack of boat by the dock.
Izzy grinned. "Rachel, you are safe."
"Well, of course I was safe," Rachel said, rolling her eyes as she walked up to collect a block from Bridgette. "Like anyone in their right mind would've voted for me."
"A mistake on our part," Alistair said, narrowing his eyes toward her.
"Alistair, you're safe, too," Izzy said, uninterested.
"Frederique."
"Percy."
"Xuxa."
Katrina and Walter were left sitting in their seats, with Katrina visibly nervous, and Walter looking quite satisfied. "Let's just hurry this up and proclaim my safety so I can get something to eat already."
"Did we miscount?" Bridgette asked, scratching her head. "I think we're missing a contestant."
Izzy shrugged. "We'll worry about it later. But right now, Katrina and Walter should be worried. Walter, you chickened out almost immediately, and mocked your fellow contestants."
"It was for my own amusement, I assure you," Walter said.
Izzy smiled at Katrina. "Katrina, you're a really nice girl-"
"Cough, liar, cough," Alistair said, glaring at Katrina. Rachel smacked the back of his head.
"I'm really sorry about Justin, and your luck in general," Izzy said. "I really hope we can get you back into the game and give you another chance, and… you know, I'm feeling bad for you, so I won't draw out the suspense, Katrina, you're safe."
"You're kidding," Alistair said, irritated. "That's not possible! Five guys versus their sucky three friendship thing… how in the hell could Katrina be safe?"
"I'm not moving from this spot," Walter said. "Try as you may, your strongest men cannot lift me from this admittedly comfortable seat."
"I was hoping you would say that," Izzy said, grinning, as she cracked her knuckles, then took out a remote with a large red button, which ejected Walter high into the sky, though Walter was oddly silent. "Aww, phooey, no screaming. I am disappoint."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rachel: Nice to know Percy is someone I can rely on… but the answer's still no!
Rachel smirked as she waved her fingers toward Alistair. "You guys should be afraid! Our alliance will crush you!" Rachel shook a fist. "We shall be the alliance to end all alliances!"
"Aren't you forgetting the maniacal laughter?" Alistair asked, angry?
"I didn't forget," Rachel said. "Just need to practice it a bit more."
"Did we really want to advertise that, though?" Katrina asked, sitting in her wheelchair next to Rachel, concerned.
"Yes," Rachel said smugly, with her hands on her hips. "I want everyone to know who's in charge here." Rachel poked her thumb into her chest. "Me!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Katrina: Hello, huge target on my back.
"And so ends another thrilling episode," Izzy said, as she held the wolf pup in her arms, petting it.
"Is that safe, Izzy?" Bridgette asked. "Are you sure it's mother isn't around?"
"Don't worry, it's a rental," Izzy said.
Bridgette's eyes grew wide. "Where exactly can you rent wolf pups, I'm almost afraid to ask."
"I have my sources," Izzy said, with a big smile. "But for now, we are without Walter, and with that, we wept." Izzy shook her head, then started cackling. "Yeah, right! I don't care that much, really! But you might care who gets kicked off next time, so ooh, don't want to miss that, nope nope nope! So find out what surprises we have in store next time, on Total Drama Alphabet!"
Bridgette shook her head. "Really, that doesn't sound right to me. Renting out wolf pups?"
Izzy shrugged. "Amazing what you can find online, really."
Votes
Alistair: Katrina
Frederique: Katrina
Katrina: Walter
Percy: Walter
Rachel: Walter
Walter: Katrina
Xuxa: Walter
Walter: 4
Katrina: 3
Losers: Leanne, Walter
Remaining Team Amazon: Alistair, Frederique, Katrina, Percy, Rachel, Xuxa, Zack
Remaining Team Himalayas: Bob, Candice, Danielle, George, Isis, Ophelia, Ulysses, Yancy
Remaining Team Moon: Elizabeth, Hank, Jennie, Nicole, Quincy, Stephanie, Todd, Veronica
And already, someone other than someone completely detestable has gone. Walter was funny, but not particularly important. And he's gone. Sorry for those of you who are disappointed.
Selena and Fluffernutter, property of Kelsica2.