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Chap.6

Last time: Andre: that was him who killed Buquet!

Firmin: oh my God Andre, where have you been!

Andre: well you said it was simply an accident!

Firmin: I didn't want the audience to be frightened, more than they were!

Andre: well you could have told me!

Firmin: I thought you knew.

Jenna: (opening her mouth to say something)

Erik: don't…you…dare.

Jenna: (closed her mouth)

Erik: (smiles and watches back in amusement)

Now for the story:

1 hour later.

Andre and Firmin were still argueing.

Firmin: for goodness sakes Andre, I think you need to get your head checked!

Andre: what? It's not my fault!

Firmin: yeah you're right…it's your parents fault. They never taught you the proper education.

Andre: (gasps) they did so! I went to school just everyother boy!

Firmin: of course…but you're parents never taught you common sense!

Jenna: (who is sitting on the ground, agitated.) Alright! That's enough! Firmin, don't make fun of your partner. Although he is a little bit slow and he has a funny hair cut…

Andre: I do not!

Melissa: yeah you do.

Andre: I do not!

Firmin: he has since we were in the junk business.

Andre: scrap metal! (a/n yeah I had to bring in a joke from the movie…I just had to)

(you people might be asking where is Erik. Well he is sitting between Jenna and Christine, engrossed in the scene before him)

Jenna: like I was saying…even though he is a bit slow, a bit eccentric, and he has a funny hair cut…he is still nice.

Andre: thank you. At least someone appreciates me.

Jenna: don't push it.

Firmin: yes actually it's a very funny how he got that hair.

Erik: oooo…I need to hear this.

Melissa/Jenna: me too!

Firmin: alright…well one day when we were working outdoors. You see we usually work indoors, anyway…so we were working outside. Suddenly it began to storm, we weren't to worried. It looked faraway, so we continued to work. Then it began to pour. Andre wanted to go inside but I said no it's just a little rain. So Andre went back to work and then it lightinged. Now I was scared, but then Andre used my speech against me.

Andre: oh yes.

Firmin: he told me, there's nothing to worry about it's just a little lightning. Then he placed his hand on a big pile of metal as soon as lightning lit the sky…so you can only imagine what happened. Ever since that day Andre couldn't comb down his hair or anything.

Andre: and once again it is your fault.

Firmin: excuse me?

Andre: yes…if you just let me go in when it was raining, I wouldn't have got electrocuted.

Erik: (bursting out in laughter) ha! You got electrocuted! Ha! No wonder your mind is so screwy!

Andre: I beg your…

Jenna: good idea…you shouldn't talk back to the Phantom.

Andre: No I didn't stop because of that! Although that is a good idea…I stopped because look! It's that meteor.

Everyone turned to look at what Andre was looking at. And sure enough it was a meteor.

Melissa: wow…Erik was right.

Erik: well of course…Hey! What is that supposed to mean?

Melissa: I don't know.

Ackward silence..

Erik: 'say something…anything to break the silence.' Banana Hammock. (1)

Everyone: (turns to look at Erik)

Erik: sorry the silence was killing me.

Jenna: that was on Scrubs!

Erik: on who?

Jenna: scrubs it's T.V. show.

Andre: A what show?

Jenna: oh that's right they didn't have television back then…

Erik: television…what the duce is television.

Jenna: well its like…wait they didn't have radio either…man you're time is BORING!

Melissa: it's like you see a play or Opera inside of a screen.

Andre: how big is the screen?

Melissa: depends. It could be only about 10 inches or 40 inches…

Firmin: how do people fit in there?

Jenna: it would take an hour to explain it to theses people.

Erik: They use Cameras…video cameras. They film real live people, actors and project them onto screens, and transform them into videos… which is played in a VCR.

Jenna/Melissa: (Stare shocked at Erik)

Jenna: How the HELL did you know that?

Erik: I do not know…It just came to me…

Jenna: the man's a genius. (goes over to hug Erik…but gets a glare from Christine. And pauses.)

Christine: (whispers) good.

Jenna: (goes and hugs Erik anyway.)

Erik: Thank you for the compliment but if you wouldn't mind getting off of me. (trys to pry Jenna off of him…its not working) Get off me! Get off I say! OFF! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Christine goes and grabs Jenna's legs and pulls her. Christine is not succedidng.

Christine: help!

Everyone: (Firmin, Andre and Melissa) (helps Christine)

After a few minutes they finally get Jenna off, while making them all flying back.

Erik: right. Shall we continue.

P.T.O

That's where I am leaving you…Review! You lazy people!

(1) like I said…I did get that line from Scrubs…which I do not own!