ch 29 da loins den
da loins were cummin towards me. dey were big an yellow. As opposed to being white?
an dey wanted 2 eat me. No, they just want to be freinds!
den i realised... dey didnt take my gun away! so i took out my gun an my wand an started firen. but da bullets an magik ust bounced off! dey werent loins at all! dey wuz... DETHEATERS! It's always deatheathers right?
"OH NO DEY GOT ME" i sed. den i herd somedn from above.
"wutchu goin down dere turtle" somone sed. it wuz... JOSEF!1 JOSEF! :D
"HELP DERE GONNA KILL ME" i sed. NO DON'T HELP
"no dey wont!" den he clicked his heels an did a lil turn "rainbow!" an a rainbow came out of his hands. den all da detheaters stopped an started havin gay sex with eachodder. I don't even. Also what kind of heels and are they cute?
"CLIMB UP" sed josef. an i did.
"tank u" i sed
"ur welcom" he sed an jumped down in da pit. Why would you do that?
"have a nice time!" i sed 2 josef wavin. den i took out my wand an my gun. i had unfinished bussiness with snape. Time to shoot a niqqa