HEY PEEPS! I FEEL REALLY EPIC RIGHT NOW! HEHE TWO CHAPTERS IN TWO DAYS! WHOOOOOOOO! Yeah.. I'm really excited.. cause at the end of the chapter.. EEEEEP. You'll see... *pushes down emotion* Okay... So...Reviewers:

Flik (Lady Electricity): Hhehhe yeah, I liked the tortilla bit also! :)

Mai (MaisieIrvette27): Hehe yes, Jack loves his Tortillas! Lolz... the food type.. not.. Elizabeth... ewwww.. hehee

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ON TO THE EPIC CHAPTER THAT SURPRISINGLY DOESN'T USE MUCH OF THE SCRIPT! Lolz

Will climbed aboard the Interceptor, then turned around and helped Elizabeth, leaving Sage and Caity to climb up by themselves.

"What are we, chopped liver?" mumbled Caity. Sage nodded, frowning. Gibbs came up toward the girls and Will.

"Welcome aboard, Elizabeth," said Gibbs.

"Mr. Gibbs?" asked Elizabeth. Gibbs nodded at Elizabeth before turning to Will.

"Hey, boy. Where be Jack? And Andrea?" Elizabeth looked confused.

"Jack? Jack Sparrow?" she asked dumbly.

"No! He was talking about Jack Smith!..." Silence greeted Sage's sarcastic words. She thought back to what she had said and blushed.

"Oh... I meant John Smith, but he's a John, not a Jack, so... um... never mind.. Let's just forget that that ever happened, okay?" Sage hid her face behind Will, still blushing. Most of the crew has smirks on their faces and Caity and Will were attempting to contain their laughter. Elizabeth just looked confused.

"Anyway, Jack fell behind," said Will, leading Elizabeth away to the hold downstairs. The entire crew looked shocked.

"Keep to the code," mumbled Gibbs.

"Weigh anchor! Hoist the sails! Make quickly, divvies!" yelled Anamaria. Sage came up to Caity.

"Wow. I can't believe that we're actually leaving Drea behind with Jack... It just seems.. wrong somehow.." Sage trailed off. Caity nodded.

"Yeah, it seems wrong, somehow... But she wanted to stay behind... so.." Caity said. Sage got an evil smile on her face. Caity looked at her curiously.

"How about we honor her by doing something 'prank worthy?'" asked Sage. Caity grinned slowly.

"What do you have in mind?" Caity asked. Sage whispered something in Caity's ear and the two girls ran throughout the ship, trying to find their materials for the prank.

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Back at the cave, Barbossa was slowly approaching Jack and Andrea.

"How in the blazes did you get off the island and find such a pretty lass?" Andrea blushed, even though it was a compliment from Barbossa. Jack grabbed onto Andrea's waist and pulled her protectively closer to him.

"Well, when you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing," Jack said, spreading his arms out wide. Barbossa just looked confused.

"He's Captain Jack Sparrow," said Andrea, smiling. Barbossa looked at Andrea with contempt.

"Well, I guess I won't be making that mistake again." Barbossa turned to the other pirates.

"Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow? Kill him." The men all raised their pistols at Jack and Andrea. Andrea trembled slight.

"Um, Jack. Now would be a good time to do something to stop them from shooting at us," whispered Andrea. Jack nodded.

"Don't worry, luv. I've got it under control." Jack raised his voice. "The girl's blood didn't work, did it?" he asked Barbossa. Barbossa stopped walking and turned around to face Jack.

"Hold your fire!" Barbossa yelled at his men. The men gave disappointed groans.

"You know whose blood we need?" Barbossa asked Jack. Jack looked thoughtful for a second.

"I know whose blood ye need," said Jack. Andrea clutched his arm.

"Jack, Sage is going to be pissed off at you," she said. Jack turned to her.

"I know, luv. I know."

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Back in Will's cabin in the Interceptor, Will was sitting down with Elizabeth, watching her try to bandage her bloody hand.

"What sort of a man trades a man's life for a ship?" Elizabeth asked Will. Will asnwered, not knowing that Sage and Caity had snuck in and were hiding behind a barrel. Sage turned to Caity with a murderous expression on her face.

"I hate this part," she whispered. Caity nodded and patted her hand turned back to the conversation, waiting for their cue.

"You gave Barbossa my name as yours. Why?" Will asked Elizabeth. Sage went to the back door and grabbed a bucket of water before walking in front of Will and Elizabeth.

"Here! I brought some water for your hand, Elizabeth," said Sage with a sugary-sweet smile. Elizabeth just frowned at Sage. Will smiled warmly at Sage.

"Thank you Sage. Here, I can take it," Will held out his hand for the bucket. Sage smiled and walked forward. Suddenly, she tripped on the hem of Elizabeth's dress on the floor and everything after that happened within seconds. The bucket of water fell out of Sage's hand and onto Elizabeth's dress, Elizabeth stood up, causing more water to spill on her, Will tried to catch Sage but she slipped on the water while he was helping her so Sage ended up falling on Will's lap on the bench. Behind the barrel, Caity was laughing so hard that she was making very un-lady-like snorts that no one could hear throughout the commotion. Finally, everybody calmed down and Sage looked shocked.

"I'm so so so sorry, Elizabeth! I hope that I didn't ruin your dress for anything... here," Sage said, attempting to rub some water off of Elizabeth's dress. Elizabeth backed away quickly.

"Don't touch it, you may cause it to light on fire or something," Elizabeth said to Sage. Sage was still apologizing, still on Will's lap.

"I have no idea how I could be so clumsy, I mean, that's the clumsiest thing that I've ever done and I'm so so so so so sorry!" Sage rambled, stealing a quick look at Caity, who gave her a thumbs up. Will shifted slightly underneath Sage.

"Um, Sage?" Will asked. Sage turned her head slightly and found herself face to face with Will. She gasped.

"Yeah?" Sage asked breathlessly.

"Could you um, get off o-" Elizabeth interrupted him with a shriek. Sage jumped off of Will's lap and tried to stand up, but she fell down almost immediately, crying out. Will rushed to her worriedly.

"Are you okay?" he asked her. Sage's eyes were watering up.

"No, I think that I hurt my ankle because it hurts when I try and stand on it," said Sage, wincing. Will held onto her ankle gently and moved it slightly to the left. Sage hissed and grabbed onto Will's hand. Will looked at her with a concerned expression.

"Stop! That's where it hurts," Sage said, eyes watering.

"If you don't let me move it around, I can't figure out what's wrong with your ankle," said Will, looking at Sage. After a moment's hesitation, Sage nodded and let go of Will's hand. Will moved her ankle up and down slightly, and Sage only hissed a little bit. After another minute, Will looked up.

"Well, it's not broken," he said, smiling. Sage made an exaggerated 'yes!' gesture.

"But I'm not sure what's really wrong with it," Will said. Caity stepped out from behind the barrel.

"Well, I think that it's sprained," announced Caity, walking forward. Elizabeth looked at her, glaring.

"Were you spying on us?" Elizabeth asked rudely. Caity rolled her eyes.

"Trust me, Tortilla. I wouldn't want to spy on you and Will ever! That's just... ew," Caity said. Will looked at Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth, stop behaving like a child. Sage is hurt and Caity knows what's wrong with her ankle, so let Caity come over here and help me. You can criticize her later," Will said reprimandingly. Elizabeth flashed Caity a mean look before stepping away. Caity came forward and looked down at Sage's ankle.

"Yeah, it's sprained. Elizabeth, could you go get a bucket of water?" Caity asked Elizabeth. Elizabeth looked flabbergasted.

"Oh, like the one that you and Sage so cleverly dropped on my dress? Hmm, let me think... NO!" Elizabeth said to Caity.

"Hey!" said Sage. Elizabeth looked at her.

"Ever since we got on this ship, both you and your little friend here have been giving me mean looks and being rude to me! And I didn't even do anything to you!" Elizabeth said, looking back and forth between Sage and Caity. Caity stepped up to Elizabeth, her eyes flashing with anger.

"Girls," said Will, trying to calm them down. Caity turned to him.

"Will, just shut up for now! Okay? Elizabeth here just thinks that she can march in here and order us to do everything for her as if we're her servants! Then, when one of my best friends gets hurt, she refuses to go get a bucket of water to help us! And you wonder why me and Sage hate you? That's why!" yelled Caity. Elizabeth looked taken aback for a second.

"How dare you? It's not like you two know anything about good manner, refinement or breeding! Probably just..." Elizabeth trailed off, looking at Sage and Caity's expectant angered faces.

"Probably what?" asked Sage angrily. Elizabeth hesitated.

"Or are you too scared to answer?" taunted Caity.

"Girls, I think that-" Will was interrupted by Elizabeth yelling.

"I was going to say that you two are probably just poor, filthy, American bitches!" Elizabeth yelled, her fists clenched. Caity walked up to Elizabeth until they were a few inches away from each other.

"Say that again to my face and see what happens!" whispered Caity, her voice filled with menace.

"Whoo! You get her, Caity!" yelled Sage from the floor. Elizabeth lifted up her shaking chin.

"You and Sage are probably poor, filthy, American bitches without any proper breeding, any refinement, or any sense of how to be a proper lady!" yelled Elizabeth, her voice gaining power with each word. There was a loud CRACK! that reverberated around the room. There was a few moments of silence as everybody took in what just happened. Elizabeth turned back to Caity, putting her hand on her cheek. There was a red handprint on Elizabeth's left cheek and some of her hair had come undone. Elizabeth looked shocked and ran out of the room. A few moments later, a door slammed down the hall. Caity turned around, looking back and forth between Will and Sage and her hand that had slapped Elizabeth.

"Um, I'm going to..um... get a bucket of water!" said Caity, and she walked out of the room, leaving Sage and Will alone. Will turned to Sage.

"Well, that was unexpected," he said, smiling slightly. Sage laughed at his reaction.

"Yeah... Caity doesn't usually get really violent... but I guess that she was really mad," said Sage. Will nodded.

"I don't know what was wrong with Elizabeth. She's not usually that mean," Will said, knitting his eyebrows together. Sage gave him an unbelieving look.

"No, really. She's always a bit rude, but she's never really mean," protested Will.

"Uh-huh," Sage said. Will bent back over Sage's ankle and attempted to move it.

"Ouch," winced Sage. Will looked up at her and saw that she had tears flowing slowly over her cheeks. He let go of her ankle and held onto her hand instead.

"Hey," Will said, peering at her face. "Does it really hurt that much?" Sage sniffed.

"No, it's not so much the ankle. I mean, I've had worse than that... Just... I can't believe that Elizabeth would call us all of those names.. It really insults me," Sage said, wiping her tears with the back of her hand.

"It hurts me.. in here," Sage said, pointing to her heart with a choked laugh.

"I hate how people just judge me without really knowing who I am," said Sage, her voice shaking slightly.

Will moved Sage so that she was facing him completely. He lifted her chin up gently.

"I didn't judge you when I met you," Will said, smiling.

"I know," Sage said, smiling softly. Will cupped her cheek and began moving toward her slowly, looking at her eyes the entire way. Sage's eyes widened as she realized what was going to happen and then her eyes flickered from Will's eyes to his mouth. Will moved closer and brushed his lips lightly against hers and Sage's eyes fluttered closed. She moved her hands so that one was resting lightly against his chest and the other was against Will's cheek. Encouraged by Sage's reaction, Will deepened the kiss and put his hands around her waist. The two of them broke apart when they heard a cough coming from the door.

Caity stood there, the bucket of water in her hand, and a huge smile on her face. Elizabeth stood behind her, gaping like a fish that had just come out of water. Sage blushed and made to move away, but Will grabbed her waist and brought her back near him.

"Did we interrupt something?" asked Caity, grinning. Sage nodded.

"Yeah.. just a little bit... you know, if you came in five minutes later, it wouldn't have killed you," said Sage. Will grinned and helped Sage stand up, having her lean on him. Elizabeth moved into the room, holding the bandages. She stood in front of Sage and looked slightly apologetic.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you and Caity. I was just angry about the water... I didn't mean what I said." Elizabeth said stiffly,her eyes down. Sage looked at Will and he mouthed to her, 'I told you so!' Sage grinned and turned back to Elizabeth.

"It's okay. I forgive you," Sage said, grinning. "But that still doesn't mean that we're best friends or anything," she said, moving back quickly. Elizabeth nodded.

"I wouldn't expect anything else," said Elizabeth. Will began to inch out of the room.

"Well, I need to go help Gibbs and I suppose that you ladies could help Sage for now," said Will smiling at Sage. Will moved out of the room and Caity and Elizabeth turned back to Sage, looking astounded. Sage had a dreamy expression on her face.

"Okay, spill," said Caity. "How much of that whole ankle stuff and crying scene was actually real?" Sage grinned widely.

"You'll never know!"

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HEY! How'd ya like it? Hehe we now have some romance with Sage/Willl (EEEEEEEEEP) and we had a bit of a fight between Caity and Elizabeth... and Sage used her ''womanly powers'' to get Will... Hehehe :) Tell me what you think of it and how Andrea and Jack should get together! :)

~Sage