A/N
OH YEAH BABY, CHAPTER SIX IS A GO!
School just be delaying every story I make, can't wait to grad and suffer through part time jobs...
Also, enjoy this BEAUTIFUL chapter of drunnnnk Arthur.
I feel like I could write crack a bit toooooo well. You'll see XD
Let's just say. I have messed up and I know where.
I underestimated how bloody crazy Tsuna and co.(Yes I mean that with myself included for falling into the trap! HE'S TOO ADORABLE! IT SHOULD BE A CRIME.) were.
So we just had these rings shoved upon us, found out that only MY ring was the real one, that the Varia(Bastards as I like to call them) stole my BROTHER and BRAINWASHED him to work for them.
OH DID I FORGET THAT THEY STOLE MY BROTHER!?
Yeah, not the best week right now. So that leads up to now.
Me standing in front of the counter.
and a bottle of honey whiskey oh so temptingly placed in the oh so perfect place for me to have it. With the week I've been having.
I reached out to it to pour me a glass, only for it to disappear and a note left instead.
"No drinking, you're 16." it read as I glared and fumbled for a pen to write, "I'm 23, I need a damn drink. Blame my biological(There was traces of Dad and Father being spelled, but marked out)father for that. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY HONEY WHISKEY!" I added and glared at the one I knew stole it.
The little baby(man, I corrected, man.) stared at me, oh-so-innocently with MY Honey Whiskey in his hands. We just stared/glared at one another as I reached out for it, he moved it away, holding Leon in gun form at me, his eyes sharpening.
"Your father said not to let you drink. It wouldn't be productive and he knew you would be going back to your alcohol in this situation." Reborn told me as I glared that much more.
"When did he have any say in my life," I spat in anger, "He was never there! I lived with MY family, no father in sight, my mom and grandma and brother, all we needed. We were HAPPY, but NO, my father had to just go in and DEMAND I go here. And OH THEN I had to go to MIDDLE SCHOOL AGAIN! IN JAPAN OF ALL PLACES, WHERE ALL I KNOW IS FUCKEN CURSE WORDS IN! AND AND THENNN I discover a close friend of mine is a soon-to-be MAFIA boss, and that I'm the last descendant of the Charmeleon Family, whatever Pokemon has to do with this situation. OH AND LET'S NOT FUCKEN FORGET MY BROTHER." I laughed insanely, having snapped at this point, I NEEEDED that damn drink at this point. "MY BROTHER WHO SHOULD BE AT TEXAS WITH MY MOM AND GRANDMA HAVING A NORMAL JOB AND LIFE. NOPE, LET'S GET HIM FUCKEN BRAINWASHED, AND GIVE HIM FLAMES HE SHOULDN'T HAVE AND THEN HAVE ME FIGHT HIM FOR SOME FUCKEN RING. AND HERE YOU ARE DENYING ME A WELL DAMN DESERVED DRINK." I yelled at him at this point.
Reborn kept silent as I panted, not registering his eyes looking not at me, but behind me. I didn't need to turn around. "What is it Tsuna." I asked, but it came more like a statement with my sharp tone. I was not in the mood after 3 days ago. It was finally the end of Friday and I just wanted a damn drink. I reached out again, but Reborn and Tsuna stopped me. One with a gun in my face and the other literally dragging me with his hand. I growled, shaking his hand off as he just stared at me with those determined eyes.
"You need help with this, don't keep this bottled up." Tsuna jabbed with those words of his. I gritted my teeth.
"You deal with things in your way, drinking is my way. Ask your father, I heard he's still drinking like a madman, so its not just me that does it." I told Tsuna who coughed pointedly.
"Looks like we both got deadbeat fathers." Tsuna said as I nodded stiffly. He sighed, "Reborn..." He started before the gun was pointing at him as I grabbed the Whiskey, Reborn growled. I raised an eyebrow.
"Don't worry, I won't take all of it. I'll pour you a drink." I said as I poured myself a bigish glass of whiskey(It was a regular big cup for this, I needed to be drunk to deal with this. I gave Reborn a somewhat smaller cup, not that much smaller however. I gave it to him and took a swig of mine. God it felt so well with that light burning in my throat. I needed it so much as I felt myself disconnecting more with the world as I felt even Moebius join me in mental drinking. We both didn't want to deal with these thoughts that came at us as we noticed Reborn didn't drink. We shrugged, clanked our glasses and kept drinking with our body, watching as it failed to stand up straight without wobbling a bit. I went back to the main controls.
Reborn stared at me as I wobbled towards my room. I didn't notice his disappointed look as he drank his own whiskey. Tsuna just staring at him.
"What was that about?" Tsuna asked as Reborn sighed.
"Remember when he explained that he wasn't the age you thought he was?" Reborn asked as Tsuna nodded, remembering when Arthur told him that, which was the only reason he was allowed to drive a truck, Hibari was not pleased when he saw him driving that day...Arthur had him enter the truck himself so he really couldn't complain. Hibari gave him hell for that later on...but that was besides the point. "Well he's actually 23, not 16 as he told you all he was." Reborn explained as Tsuna blinked.
"tw-twe-twenty three!?" Tsuna stuttered in his high pitched voice. Sadly I wasn't drunk enough to drown out the loud as hell "HIEEEEEE" that went across the house before my door(hey we had just replaced that like...a week ago? Pikachu? Munchachu?) burst open into a lot of color. I laughed as I saw the red tomato Tsuna enter my room.
"Heyyyy Suna!" I slurred as he looked confused at me as I continued with a drunk smile, "I never knew you looked like a strawberry tomatomato whens embrasseds!" My slur continued as I laughed uncontrollably backwards. His face got even more funny looking as it looked like it was about to burst in a fit of embarrassment as my laughs continued as I saw Reborn on his shoulder. "Oh look at that! The crow came to pick your strawberry head out!" I said with a grin, holding my whiskey up, having continued to drink without realizing. I heard what sounded like a firework as I looked out the window to see it with a huge grin as I went "OOOOOHHHH THATA LOOK COOLS!" I said as I jumped out the window, heading over towards the lights coming from the center of the town. Hearing the music I grinned wider as I ran over.
"Go, a boss keeps track of his subordinates." Reborn said curtly as Tsuna 'HIE'ed and ran out of the house, Yamamato and Gokudera quickly following as they saw the destruction I left in my wake. My daggers danced across the buildings as I grinned, watching the nice pictures they were making. Trees to clouds to flames...to smooookeeysss to drinkkkkkksss to truckkkksss to peopleee... I shrugged as I just kept agoings towards the pretty lights. I stumbled under a pretty object as I stumbled over it when I stumbled to my left as I grabbed it while I fell towards the nice feeling ground as the tonfa came with its person before he tapped my forehead.
"For drinking underage,I will bite you to death." The person said as I laughed.
"ITS A DOGGYYYYYY!" I yelled as I petted Hibari, before being sent to the wall laughing at Hibari's embarrassed look. It was hilllllarrrrrious as he had a bluuush on hisss face! "CMON DOGGY! TO THE LIGHTTTS!" I slurred as I marched forwards as he chased after me. I just laughed and said, "good doggy! Follow me!" I grinned.
Meanwhile back at the house.
Futta was floating as he written a new ranking down.
Most Happy maniacs drunk.
1. (Seems to be blurred, that or he was too scared to write it down.) (Reborn was staring/glaring at him, daring him to, it remained blank)
2. Iemistu Sawada
3. Arthur Moebius
4. Yamamato Takashi(Reborn raised an eyebrow, didn't say a thing.)
5. Tsunayoshi Sawada (Reborn smirked evilly, making it a plan to slip some alcohol into his drink tomorrow.)
6. Gokudera Hayato
7. (This remained blank and was soon erased.)
0. Richard Moebius (Reborn blinked in surprised, when did Futta meet him? He cursed his lack of attention lately, but kept a stoic look on as Futta looked at him with concern.)
I eventually made it to the music, a night club. I flashed my identification card and was admitted. He blocked the others, who were under aged as I grinned, before skipping further inside.
Later that night I danced in the blue inferno of the dead as I grinnned happily.
Arthur's ranking became number 2 after that night. He was kept far away from Honey Whiskey and just alcohol in general after having to explain a good 500 people deaths overnight, a night club no longer existing, huge amounts of property damage and more.
All paid by Tsuna. Who had gotten Alcohol in his drink. (Arthur pouted(No i didn't!(yes you did.)) as he looked on his drink in envy. He was kept far away from any alcohol or he was going to get the pay next time, (I shivered looking at how many 0's was in that bill! How was Tsuna gonna pay for it all!?)
All in all, a normal day in their life. But it did get their minds off of the upcoming battles...Reborn got his cell phone out and called a few people to tutor the group.
A/N Let it be said that Futta wanted to put Reborn there so bad, but didn't know his full name XD That and those eyes stopped him. Never meant it had to be stupid happy! Also Arthur drunk is the best Arthur, loved writing this as it was hilarious as I just imagined the reaction leading up to this, I mean Arthur went through some shit last chapter, and that was all in about a day(2 months if you go for the father part, and less than a month for knowing Tsuna and co.) and he had been forced off of Alcohol(Can't imagine why...) when he desperately wanting it. Well I personally couldn't blame him for wanting a drink.
Enjoy the fluff! Next chapter we begin training(As usual, skipping what's already mentioned in canon except a full certain parts where Arthur talks to them. Other than that, all Arthur's training. Then the chapter after that begins the ring battle arc. I most likely will write to that and maybe(MAYBE) go for the future arc. Not likely to be honest here. The future arc always seemed like it went on soooooo longgggg that it hurt to watch/read/write. Would definitely condense a lot of it down if I do end up writing it, because my god it just goes ON AND ON AND ON!
Well enough of my rants and warnings. I hope to see you review so I can explain/laugh with you over the hilarious drunk Arthur and more. Happy Drunks=best drunks
Well on that note, Ciao!
~Char/Arthur