Author note: ARGH! Curse the infernal dying compyness... Anyways, I don't own any FF characters, but the whole idea with Cid in this chapter... well that's kinda Yuffie Leonheart's fault... -is slowly developing obsession with Miss Cloud- NOOOOO!
Chapter 6: Is that Cid?
Meanwhile, after the revival of Edgar and the Hi-Potioning of his brother Sabin, some random person used Life 2 on Cid, then Life 3 in case he had another heart attack. "Gah, I'm gonna get that punk Cloud for making me smoke so much this morning!" Grabbing the Venus Gospel, a very pissed-off Cid ran towards the Spikehead in question's villa...
Shortly before Cid got to his villa, Cloud had gone out materia shopping... Yuffie being Yuffie, she tagged along, in order to ste--"I DON'T STEAL MATERIA I BORROW IT!" Fine, fine, borrow it... without returning it... "Better..."
Cid, whilst at Cloud's villa, brought out something a little... 'heavier' than his usual cigars. "Been a good while since I smoked some green..." Little did he know that a certain red-haired person wearing red armour was eyeing up his spear... "Shiiinyyyyy..." Whilst Cid was off on a 'fridge raid', the red person stole his spear and made off with his wallet... Cid's yell of rage could be heard for miles.
Cloud heard Cid's scream and wondered what the middle-aged pilot was up to... "He better hadn't be stealing my beer!" Dropping the Ultima materia, Cloud ran towards his three hundred thousand gil villa in order to keep a certain Cid in check.
Upon returning to his villa, Cloud screamed, "My eyes! THEY BURN!" What had he stumbled across? Cid wearing a miniskirt...
Note 2: Poor Cloud... I wonder what's going to happen when Yuffie and Rikku see the awful thing Cloud did... hehehe! Also, reviewer spotlights SHOULD start next chapter :P