Ah! Hello, faithful readers and first time readers alike! Even those who don't like this, welcome!
The Avengers have gone to Hawaii! I've never been there myself, so if I get something wrong, or if there are no coconut trees there, or if a palm tree isn't the same as a coconut tree, I apologize ahead of time. My awesomeness awaits!
Disclaimer: Fun Fact! I don't own the Avengers. Any questions?
The Avengers were on vacation. They weren't supposed to be on vacation, but if you wanted to go on one, all it took was a quiet word in Tony's ear, and you would be anywhere you wanted. When Natasha had mentioned how great it would be in Hawaii, Tony had insisted that they all go, including Thor (who still got the evil eye from Pepper) and Loki (who was pretty much neutral by now). Bruce was back on speaking terms with Thor because of the mug ("Yes! I knew you would like the goblet with the bildsnipe on it!"), though still wary. And that is how they all ended up on a tropical island in the pacific.
Currently, Thor was asleep under a palm tree, while Loki and Steve held a chess tournament nearby. Loki was, of course, winning, though Steve managed not to utterly fail like most people, which made him Loki's favorite person to challenge.
Thor, on the other hand, was dreaming of bashing the little red and orange balls that had caused him much humiliation, but in the dream the colorful balls were winning, which was just sad. One of the orange ones got a lucky shot and landed on his head, hard. At that moment Thor woke up, realizing that he had in fact been thumped on the head. He picked the large hairy-ish brown ball in confusion.
"Friend Steve, what is this?" Thor queried, holding the object up. Steve glanced over.
"That? That's a coconut." Steve said, then went back to his game.
A flicker of recognition passed over Thor's face. "Ah, like that milky substance called coconut milk! It is fabulous!" the god declared. Steve sighed.
"Yes, Thor, the liquid is inside it." He said, still concentrating on the board before him. Thor, wanting to have some of the coconut milk was trying to open it up. It didn't. How could it defy his amazing strength?! Thor tried again. He failed again.
Finally in frustration Thor threw the coconut and another tree. At least, that was what he had intended, but it bounced of Steve's head instead, knocking him out. Loki turned to Thor indignantly.
"You knocked out my opponent! Now how am I supposed to play?!" He snarled. "Thor, you idiot!"
The mighty Thor shook in fear when faced with his little brother's wrath. "IT IS NOT MY FAULT!" Thor screamed, desperate to defend himself. The ceramic chess pieces shattered.
"Thor!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES!" Thor wailed as Loki pulled out a throwing knife that embedded itself in the tree next to him, effectively pinning his cape to the tree.
"Exactly! That happens too many times, not sometimes!" Loki screeched, throwing another knife that landed right by Thor's ear.
"WHYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEE?!" Thor wailed as Loki continued to use him as target practice. Just then Clint came up to them.
"Hey, Loki—what happened to Steve?" Clint asked, just noticing the captain's prone form.
"Thor knocked out my opponent with a coconut, then shattered my chess pieces. He makes lovely target practice." Loki said calmly. Clint smirked and pulled out his bow and joined Loki in outlining Thor with knives and arrows.
"THIS IS UNJUST!" Thor protested. Nobody listened to him.
He he! I hope you liked it! XD
Yeah, I am being kind of mean to Thor, and yes, everyone is rather dramatic, and YES, I know they're all pretty OOC. It's all part of the story. I also know that Thor isn't this much of an idiot, but whatever, it's funny. I suppose you'll just have to deal with it :P
If you refuse to review, the small red and orange balls of terror will invade your dreams and attack you! Beware! You have been warned!