* Hi! Some sweet Taegi for you... have fun reading it! *
"Hyung, why does elephant have big ears" Tae asks his millionth stupid question today, and Yoongi is annoyed. How does this kid always come up with the weirdest questions, and why does he always ask Yoongi for the answer... And why the heck does Yoongi always answer him, because that makes no sense to him. Why does he always look after the alien-ish teen when they are somewhere. Why does he always feel complimented when he knows the fucking answers to Taehyung's fucking stupid and weird questions and Tae looks at him with pure happiness. He should just stop answering, everything bad would end there.
"What is the most dangerous fish?" Tae asks, once again with those questions "shark" Yoongi says back, not even thinking about it. Well fuck. He was supposed to stop answering, to make Taehyung stop asking. Fuck. Fucking fuck. "Oh, what shark?" Taehyung continues, and Yoongi is back to not knowing shit. Why does Taehyung ask these questions from him, when Namjoon knows so much more than him. He can't understand that why he kind of enjoys answering to them either.
"Hyung, is there a straw in a strawberry, or why is it straw-berry" Tae says the last word clearly having a break in the middle. And oh, Yoongi hadn't even thought about that. "Don't know" he says, at least once aloud. "Oh, it doesn't matter" Taehyung answers and now Yoongi is staring. He needs to ask someone if they know why the fuck does Tawhyung have all these questions and why does he ask them all from him, or does he ask questions from others too. Yoongi doesn't want him to ask from others. He wants it to be special, just in between them.
Yoongi doesn't what to think, Taehyung is so annoying with all those stupid questions and weird antics of his, but still Yoongi feels kind of warm when he is near the other, when the other asks something from him. But what the fuck, it's annoying! Like When it started Yoongi alnost always wanted to strangle Taehyung, why does someone ask so stupid, meaningless questions, and from him, Min Yoongi, who is so busy with his worj all the time that he barely has time to sleep, or to eat! And he even doesn't know answers to them like ever. And that makes him feel just dumb, that kid asks fucking stupid questions and he doesn't know the fucking answers to them.
"Can a boy like another boy?" And oh, this question isn't like the others. "Yeah, anyone can like anyone, the gender doesnt really matter" is Yoongi's anwer, luckily that was an easy one. Not something weird like "do bears wear hats during the winter" or something like that. But now Yoongi is thinking... Does Taehyung like some boy, or why is he asking that. Oh god, what if Taehyung likes Jungkook, they're always so close. "But everyone isn't always fine with it, like sometimes people say bad things about other people, guys who like guys or girl who like girls" He continues, hoping that Taehyung would tell why did he ask that, but all he gets is "oh" and then a blushing Taehyung is leaving the room.
"D-d-do you like someone?" Taehyung asks, whispering quietly in to Yoongi's ear when they're laying there, the whole band. 'Why did he stutter' is Yoongi's first thought before he even thinks that what the fuck was that question. What the fuck did Taehyung just ask. No of course Yoongi doesn't like anyone, so why he finds himself stuttering a quiet "yes" back to Taehyung, whose face drops immediately, like he is sad about it. "Who is it?" Taehyung continues questioning and now Yoongi sits up. Because he just barely stopped himself from saying "you" and what the fuck, he doesn't like Taehyung, right? Right?
And oh fuck, he is dead. He really does like Taehyung. What the fuck is he supposed to do now, he can't fucking tell it to Tae, he would just laugh at Yoongi, and turn him down in that sweet, but annoying as hell, manner of his. But oh fuck? What does his brain think liking Tae, that isn't right. Tae is his band member, not someone on the bus you can have a sweet crush on, which Yoongi has done a few times too much. But fuck. It's fucking Taehyung!
Now Taehyung is staring at him weirdly, like he had done something weird. And that's the moment he realises that his face must look just as shocked as he feels inside. "What is with your face" Tae says, confirming it. FUCK. This really doesn't go well. "I, I just realised something I need to do right now, and I can't really go in the middle of the movie, you know" Yoongi answers, fastly making up a lie that is believable enough and sounds like Yoongi enough. "Hyung, you know you suck at lying" Tae answers, words full of amusement, "and anyway, the movie ended almost five minutes ago" and now Yoongi looks around him and sees that there is no one in their living room but them, him and Taehyung, and that's why Taehyung hasn't been whispering to him. Well fuck. He is really feeling dumb right now.
And what the fuck he thinks he is doing crushing on his sweet Taehyung? This isn't going to end well...
* Hello, hopefully you enjoyed this, I have a part two that goes after this in Tae's point of view and I'll probably translate it soon for you
And why is it so hard to think of synonyms to 'stupid'
With love, Taru *