A//n-- Wowwz. I started this one like 2 weeks ago at school when there was a halfday cuzza the snow. Pshh. And today we don't have school for snow: looking out the window, it's a bit of a furry but there is not even a freaking inch of snow out there. Jeez!

Sorry. Soo, this plunny, like many, first appeared with my best pretzel in chorus.

So yeah. Tejinashi = magician (thought it was fitting, ya know…) Also, if you didn't know, "sama" is the highest respect in honorifics, sooo at the end Kaito was, of course, being conceited again.

((Warnings: verrrry short, mild shounen-ai, pervy, lying kaitous, pwn'd Shinichi, mention of shopping, prejudiced menopausal bitchy old lady and that oban's language.))

((Non warnings: singing, hot cheetos, bikinis, whales, Guy Fieri, snow globes, peas…eww, I hate peas.))

Read. Now. Before I see something else I need to add to the 'non warnings' that will make me puke…Oh crap. Spinach soufflé. That stuff looks soooo disgusting, all green and lumpy and putrid… XP

Glumly dragging his feet, Shinichi walked behind his boyfriend, glaring.

It was a January day, and the air was cold and crisp. Any other day, any other situation, and Shinichi wouldn't have been so dejected. When Kaito had happily pulled Shinichi away from his reluctant cleaning, Shinichi hadn't minded in the least. Now, though, after solving another long murder case where evidence was scarce and it turned out that a man had killed his pregnant girlfriend, not wanting the baby, Shinichi wasn't in the mood to have fun.

Kaito turned around to look at Shinichi. He smiled. "Shinichi! Come on, keep up!"

Shinichi sighed, smiling slightly at Kaito. He always seemed so happy, no matter what. "Kaito," he said. "Why do you always act so happy, even when you are definitely not?"

Kaito looked startled at this question. Obviously enough, he hadn't expected that Shinichi would ask; he probably had thought that he was doing well enough that Shinichi thought that he really was always happy and not just pretending. "Well, it makes other people happy. And," he continued, walking close to Shinichi and grabbing his hand, "It's better to smile always than to frown always, like some people."

There was a pause, and Shinichi stopped walking to glare at Kaito. "Are you talking about me?"

Kaito let out a chuckle. "Of course not!" He pulled Shinichi forward again, and started swinging their intertwined hands. "You're happy sometimes…every once in a while." Shinichi sighed.

Kaito looked up at the sky, which was gathering big, dark clouds quickly now. "Hmm, I wonder if it's going to snow…Oh. And also, it keeps people guessing as to what I'll do next. Smiling, that is." He winked, and kissed Shinichi on the cheek, earning an amusing blush.

Shinichi smiled, finally. "So, where to next, Tejinashi-kun?"

Kaito blinked. "The mall, of course. You seriously need some new clothes."

"Why?!" Shinichi asked, dread seeping into his skin at the thought of shopping for anything with Kaito.

"Because! I can't have my Shinichi looking normal. You have to look your best!"

"Kaito," Shinichi sighed, loosening his grip on his boyfriend's hand, "I really don't--"

Kaito suddenly screamed--or maybe yelped was the right word--causing people on the crowded street to look at the scene which was being created. Shinichi thought fish. It had to be fish, right? Why else would he scream?

But, to Shinichi's surprise, it wasn't about fish. "Shinichi!" Kaito whined, a blush (Shinichi didn't know he was capable of such a thing! It must have been fake) climbing up his face. "Not in public!"

"What?" Shinichi asked hoarsely, a real blush rising in his cheeks. Everyone around them was looking either disturbed, confused, or giddy and they were all whispering.

Kaito sniffled. "I just wanted to take you shopping, Shinichi! I told you only to do that in private! But-but-but," he wailed, and oh Shinichi wanted to kick him right now, "you had to go and be a pervert, all touchy and what--"

"Shut up, Kaito!" Shinichi snapped, his patience snapping as well. "I'll go shopping, okay? Jeez!" He pulled Kaito along, pushing through the crowd that had accumulated, some people laughing or whistling as they walked by, and one old woman screeched, "Get a room, fags!" How nice.

When they were safely away from that particular crowd, Shinichi rounded on Kaito. "What the hell did you do that for?"

Kaito smiled, not bothered about any of this in the least. "I knew you wouldn't agree to go shopping unless I made a scene~!" He remembered something, and asked, "Why did you call me Tejinashi-kun?"

Shinichi laughed. "Well, that's obvious. If you can have a pet name for me like 'Tantei-kun', then I can use a name like 'Tejinashi-kun' for you."

Kaito was warm inside despite the cold weather (cheezy!!), and he hugged Shinichi. "Aww, what a sweet Tantei-kun I have!"

"Sweet?" Shinichi asked. "How…?" Kaito jumped away and pulled on Shinichi's hand again.

"Come on, come on, come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" He dragged Shinichi into the mall, smiling genuinely all the while. He'd succeeded in making his more serious counterpart forget about the bad things for now. But it should've been 'sama', he thought.

Oneshot *goes to check what chapter this is* 6: Finnn

A/n again--

I didn't know where to take it from there, so yahh. And it just gave me a plunny, too. So at some point maybe the two will go shopping together, haha. I'd love that. Ugh so many plunnies!! And, it seems that I'm unintentionally obsessed with Kai's fear of fish, because so many of these so far have mentioned it haha. Maybe its because while I'm not crazy scared of fish, I find them repulsive and (when pets) boring. Idk, really.

My updates are so weird. I just write when i want to/when I have time, ya knoww? So they're prolly all scattered. I posted the last one on ...the day before yesterday, wasnt it? Ahh well. I'm sure most of you like 10 people dont mind.

Hmm…Welllp, if anyone likes Ouran High School Host Club, I think imma make a oneshot for that. Because…haha. Well I saw something and I have to do it now. It's gonna be Tamaki-centric, I think. Yeahh.

Review, please!!